Now that you've spent $300 on the WiiU2 just to play a shitty cel-shaded Elder Scrolls clone, maybe it's time that you came to terms with how much the game actually sucks. And no, I didn't buy the game because I don't buy shitty games, and yes, I do get to judge it because streaming is a thing and I have two eyes.
- Traditional dungeons are gone. They are replaced with "shrines" that offer up fast-food attractions with no substance and worthless rewards.
- Shrines themselves are all copy-pasted and have very few aesthetic differences, basically like shitty Oblivion dungeons.
- The voice acting is fucking atrocious, don't even try to defend it. Legitimately worse than Zelda CDI.
- The HUD looks like it was designed in MSPaint. Opacity, white lines, just pathetic. It is only outdone in ugliness by vanilla Skyrim, which coincidentally bares a striking resemblance.
- Climbing is a fucking retarded mechanic that has no place in the game. It adds nothing. It almost always boils down to holding up on the analog stick for two minutes until you reach where you want to go. Wow.
- Stamina meter. Enough said.
- All those cool weapons you get from those repetitive shrines? Yeah, they break and you throw them away. Great incentive.
- Link has been purposely made to look as androgynous as possible so that both male and female players can relate more easily. This results in the first binary-gender Link with a man-bun, no muscle mass, a female face and the ability to wear female clothing.
- The final boss is the biggest joke in the series.
I'd say that about sums it up. Now tell me more about how this game is a 10/10.