The Metroid series is dead

The Metroid series is dead.

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Maybe, give it another five years.

HD Prime trilogy when

you got a game last year

shut up

Is it because they made Samus into some bimbo slut in a fetish suit?

How is that bad?

No, it's because they made it a first person shooter and split the fanbase.

No, it's because they butchered her character in other M

You think its a good idea to make the main character of a children's game into a hypersexualized slut prancing around in a fetish suit wearing "fuck me" heels?

She didn't have a character until Other M.

Yeah

Yes, because it shouldn't be a children's game.

Do you think she needed much of a character other than being a cool, self insert bounty hunter?

Well it definitely is not a children's game anymore when you got a latex suit wearing slut showing her asshole in the camera most of the game.
Should the game change direction?

She makes for great bimbo transformation porn now so really everything worked out. It's a better fate than most Nintendo franchises.

No, keep the same direction but change the audience

There never is and never was anything remotely Kid-centric about Metroid

And you killed it.

I bought prime 3.
I bought other m.
I bought federation force.

What the fuck did you do besides play a rom hack and bitch about canon?

Are you implying that not wanting to play bad games is bad?

You don't remember waking up early to boot up the good old Nintendo just so that you can do some adventuring with Samus?
Now you just have a slut flashing her tits in the camera and opening her legs for everyone. Such a disgrace!

I want to bully shameus

Dead space esque metroid when?

...

Why does she have such a round behind?
And why is it being shown like that?

Would it really have been that hard just to shrink his body to make it more like NES Ridley? Just shrink the wings and tail but keep his buff body and he'd be perfect.

fuck out of here with your nostalgia goggles

What I said still stands. The content is not inherently designed for kids

If you bent most woman 90 degrees at the base of their spine, It'd look pretty thicc.

You don't find it degenerate that she is displaying her body in such an overly sexualized manner?
What kind of slut does that?

Never would happen. Nintendo would never make a main entry in their first party IP with a paradigm shift moving Metroid to a horror genre.

you can thank the haloidbabbys for that.

Enjoy your fed force you stupid CoD cunts.

Samus wasn't on an "adventure". She was a mission. A quest for survival. On a distant, alien, dangerous world where any wrong turn was fraught with peril and a fast end.

It wasn't BING BING WAHOO YIPEEE!

>samus
>character before other m
>muh headcanon

primefags everyone

Why? They already butchered it by turning into a western pandering 2mature4u FPS game.

Exactly, a brave bounty hunter gets turned into a bimbo slut. Why would Nintendo do this?

Exaggerated features for a more striking and easily identifiable silhouette. It's like character design 101 for multiplayer games.

Did you not play Fusion or something?

>You don't find it degenerate that she is displaying her body in such an overly sexualized manner?
What kind of slut does that?

I'm sorry but have you forgot this is a video game? Literally fiction?

Here's a real world incident that's somewhat applicable here. It essentially says that we should focus on reality rather than fiction in matters such as these.

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So you think its a good idea to turn the best bounty hunter in the galaxy a whore just so that you can see her silhouette a bit better?

Because Metroid shouldn't be for kids.

But nobody told the clowns behind Federation Force that...

>turn her into

hi primefag, you seem to be new here but samus has been a shapely super model since the NES original, you'd know this if you played it and didn't think halo invented metroid.

How is Samus improved by turning her into a sex doll? Character or gameplay wise?

>gets turned into a bimbo slut
It's weird that you have the attitude of a 60 year old but you don't seem to have actually played any of the older games.

primefag status?

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Metroid needs to evolve in the same way Zelda did. Rethink what made Metroid great to begin with and iterate off of that.

Hell, maybe making the game more like Hollow Knight, but with more of a focus on ranged combat and secret finding, would be the right way to go. Hollow Knight is hands down the best Metroidvania I've ever played, and I say that as someone who was skeptical of it because of NPC's, towns, and being a kickstarter game.

Nigga, she's sexy in the Prime games, too (ignoring her changing face)

It's just people turning around and overreacting because of Other M. Everything Other M did must inherently be bad. If anyone, it's Super Metroid fags who are pulling that cancer.

Wrong, original NES even showed her with strong athletic body , not some ghetto playboy playmate of the month slut.

>but muh fictional characters!
I'm all for purity or modesty in the real world, but when it comes to fiction, all limits are off.

She wasn't turned into a sex doll. MAINLY BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T EXIST
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FUCK
UP

Are you a faggot, a thirst virgin, or a women? Because this is upsetting you way too much.

He's the perfect size for a boss and should remain as such.

Ohhh I get it now. You're a disgruntled fat girl. Sorry that you feel so threatened by attractive fictional characters.

She's a manfaced abomination in Prime
A botched tranny job in Prime 2
Prime 3 is the only one she looks like herself outside of her masterchief suit/iPod suit/junkardmichaelbay suit

>inb4 reply dismissing this probably spot on statement

>implying any of those games were bad
I bet you think Super Metroid is great, faggot.

>SJW boogeyman
They turned the best and the strongest bounty hunter in the galaxy into a sexed up slut in a latex outfit.
Great character developments all around gents.

Tell me federation force was good. Tell me you enjoyed it.

To be fair, it was her first 3D appearance, and Retro's strongsuit is not making sexy characters. They can do anything perfectly, except for making attractive female faces.

And I don't think Samus needs to be physically attractive, or at least conventionally attractive. She's got that height and athleticism going on. As long as she doesn't go full Zarya, I'm fine.

No they didn't, he got eaten by a giant sandworm and was digested for a thousand years.

Federation Force was good and I enjoyed it. Stay mad.

yes

Annnnd I called it back here Take your insecurities elsewhere

I will.

Uhhh, there's nothing wrong with Samus being sexy unless you are a SJW. There's no middle ground on this, really. It's a binary thing.

Even Sup Forums would agree, because she's blonde haired and blue eyed.

Samus wasn't supposed to have a personality. Zero Suit Samus was a mistake.

Fuck off cunt. I didn't call you an sjw, I called you fat. It's funny because you're actually being sexist as fuck by implying that shapely figure + skintight clothing = slut.

You probably don't get it but theres no reason in turning Samus into a slutty bimbo who just needs to be rescued.
Earlier games shes completely able to handle things by herself.
Modern games shes just your boring slut in heels calling for help.

Link wasn't supposed to have a personality, either, but look how well BotW turned out.

She is space batman, her parents were killed by space pirates and she grew up and got heavily trained and then went back out to go hunt to space pirate and earn money doing so. And cause fuck Ridley.

Making her hot doesn't mean making her a "damsel in distress", Anita. She can be hot and be a main character, too.

That being said, Federation Force is a mistake for doing exactly fucking that (while also making her less hot).

>Modern games shes just your boring slut in heels calling for help.
She is that in one (1) game. The game almost universally hated and cited as being the one responsible for killing the series. Again, fuck off cunt.

Butchering a well made character just for some cheap sex appeal is a very boring redesign.

>UGH ITS CANON BUT ITS NOT CANON CUZ I SAY SO
Well done Tyrones.
New games make her into a bimbo slut who just screams for help.

>You probably don't get it but theres no reason in turning Samus into a slutty bimbo
First of all, we have VERY different ideas of what a slutty bimbo is. Is she laying dudes left and right or leading men on? NO? Then she's not a slut.
And she's not exactly a bimbo just because she's attractive

Also,
>You probably don't get it but theres no reason in turning Samus into a slutty bimbo
Theres also no reason not to.
there are 3 levels here
Visually appealing
Visually neutral
Visually unappealing

Guess which one is the best ceteris paribus?
VISUALLY APPEALING

Samus wasn't really a human after the Chozo, but is definitely not a human in the next saga.

I'm done with your trolling. Have one more (You) from me. Bye cunt.

There's a rumor that a Metroid Fusion sequel is getting made for the 3DS and GBA VC is coming to the New 3DS, so expect something at E3.

Because you cant defend it.
Metroid took many wrong turns in the recent years and the character design definitely had a lot of weight in it.

Because she has a fat ass? She's famous for that nowadays.

>Rumor

Correlation is not causation you fucking hambeast

Does it help the sales or does it help rule34?

Nah, she's more famous for her screeching fanbase who are never happy and want her to look like Christopher Walken after shoving his head into a blender.

Does it matter?

Repeat after me: Metroid was killed by stupid redesigns. One of the stupid redesigns was turning her into a bimbo slut in distress.

It doesn't matter if it doesn't help sales, since it makes the game better.

And yes, eye candy makes a game better in the same way good music does.

Samus was always a US: D cup JP: F cup girl with a thin waist and wide hips. She was always supposed to be hot. Samus always had a lean muscular build while being an incredibly hot super model, take your insecurities somewhere else Primefag.

Can't say. Obviously on Sup Forums, it's popular. But I've also seen a lot of people elsewhere who don't like that her butt went from fit to fat.

Well for sure Nintendo wont continue making the games if they don't sell.
They are not making money from fanfics and hentais.

No, it's because Metroid fans are too used to casual games like Super, Zero Mission, Fusion, and the Primes.

>Primefag
It's only Super-fags autistically screeching over everything that Other M did. Everything that Other M did to deviate from previous games must be entirely bad because Other M was a bad game. At least, that's the way the Super-fags see it.

I bet they sold a lot of zero suit amiibos though

>muh character redesign is the reason for the failure of the game in my opinion!
Are you actually that insecure about your body?

So turning an athletic and muscular bounty hunter into a slut with a fat at ass and cow tits somehow was a good choice of design?
Why change perfection?
Just because some hoodrats like fat asses now you have to butcher every character to ride the current "hip" thing?

Probably because Sup Forums does not really play the games and just masturbates to the rule34?
Its not a big surprise of course.

nice falseflag primefag.

Other M is just Super in 2.5D it's fine other than the pixel hunt parts. Sorry it ruins your scientology headcanon from prime's "lore" scan shit that was written by amateur hacks from a hack studio that went on to make actual halo games after years of making reskinned halo games.

She's still incredibly athletic. They actually toned down her assets compared to her 2D representation, including her athleticism and tiddies.

While you hambeasts are so salty over a sexy Samus, you don't say a word at how sexualized Link has become. Because it's not a problem if it happens to a guy, but it's totally a problem if it happens to a girl.

I don't know if you know this, but attaching Other M to Super does not help the cause of people who prefer Super.

Zero Mission makes Samus more compelling than her Other M counterpart with 5 GBA cutscenes and great ludonarrativeness.

I wouldn't even mind the PTSD if it was during her first encounter / fight with Ridley, but it isn't even that.

>l-l-lets change the subject!
Samus bending over in her fetish suit and displaying her fat ass has nothing to do with being athletic.
They made Samus fat and weak.
Terrible design from Nintendo.

It's no worse than primeshitters saying prime is just super in 3d.

OH MY GOD, YOU ARE THE ONLY HERE WHO THINKS SHES A SLUT JUST BECAUSE SHES CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE

AND YOU AREN'T EVEN PROVIDING COMPARISONS TO BACK UP HOW YOU THINK SHE WENT FROM FIT TO THICC

for fucks Sake you whale,
Big tits are bad, an attractive body is bad, and every character design has to be revolutionary?
SHE'S A WHITE BLOND FEMALE BOUNTY HUNTER, THERE ISN'T A WHOLE LOT IN TERMS OF CHARACTER DESIGN YOU CAN CHANGE!

You could be complaining about the story, or gameplay, but you chose to harp on her physical appearance because you are shallow and insecure.

The GBA and Prime games show that you can give Samus a character without also going the full hog and making Other M.

Hell, just do what Breath of the Wild did for Link. BotW Link has a lot of character and charisma. He's really well written, and a lot of his responses are fucking 10/10 GOAT.
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