BotW speedrunning thread

serious discussion only

narcissawright is currently doing practice runs on twitch

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So is ClintStevens

Whats your point?

I want to punch his face in

good thread

goofy mentally-ill fuck

cosmo only ever optimized other peoples breakthroughs and discoveries. narcissa is identical except xer has an absurdly inflated ego and is an utter degenerate. pure grindmonkey

Why does degeneracy run rampant in the speedrunning community?

clips.twitch.tv./FreezingSullenSkirretTBTacoLeft

PART 2 WHEN? SOON! TUNE IN TO COSMO'S MENTAL BREAKDOWN BOOGALOO!

Why does Cosmo even bother? He will be crushed by the Numbers and he knows it.

the eternal question

Reminder that Cosmo makes these threads for attention.

What does jewish question have to do with speedruns

I don't know, the speedrunner community has a lot of creeps. There's that one guy who constantly follows Chibi and makes videos about him.

who do you think is behind hrt degeneracy and the demise of the white man?

speedrunning rewards perseverance through intense monotony and repetition, which is attractive to people with various mental abnormalities

What she just started doing porn all of the sudden, like hardcore stuff, her boi pussi (male) starts getting pounded by a 10 in monster cock.

long time no see

Wow, what a beautiful woman. Can't wait to see her at a GDQ!

This is a good and on topic thread. BOTW speedrunning is definitely video game related and only a mod with nothing going on in his life would delete this thread. That mod would really have to be a sad sack of shit to delete this nice, civil thread.

what did xe mean by this?

Needs to run that face on a grinder because those teeth suck.

Stop making these threads.

You told me, I see you rise
But, it always falls
I see you come, I see you go
You say, "All things pass into the night"
And I say, "Oh no sir I must say you're wrong
I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong"
Won't you listen to me
You told me, I've seen it all before
Been there, I've seen my hopes and dreams
A lying on the ground
I've seen the sky just begin to fall
And you say, "All things pass into the night"
And I say, "Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong
I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong"
Won't you listen to me

Good-bye horses I'm flying over you,
Good-bye horses I'm flying over you

Good-bye horses I'm flying over you,
Good-bye horses I'm flying over you

this is like something out of a horror movie. poor demented fuck.

Stop. This thread isn't about speed running anything but running my patience down.

what happened to my boy cosmo? why did this have to happen

>tfw permabanned and can't shitpost his streams anymore

Can you skip the paraglider?

make some alts faggot

Fuck you, you subhuman piece of shit. This is a thread for BOTW speedrunning discussion and you shitposters will not be tolerated.

Fuck off Cosmo. No one cares anymore.

I wonder if he would be allowed back at a GDQ. On one hand I'm sure they'd love to play the diversity card and flaunt another tranny in front of the audience, but on another the chances of him having a mental break down in front of a few thousand viewers and scaring off their charities is pretty high.

where the fuck have you been

I legit want to see the all shrines category evolve, some of the skips are pretty amusig shit
Any% is boring as fuck

One of the reward goals of his patreon is exclusive selfies.

The next band is "moderate my YouTube comments for me"

And he was bitching on Twitter how his audience didn't run back when he announced BotW runs.

How can you be this disconnected from reality

We could try to get his audience to pitch a fit if he gets denied.

He's broken a lot of ties with GDQ, it will never happen.

youtube.com/watch?v=9BGXLf_y9Sw

Posting this in every cosmo thread

and he has 2 mods
drop the nukes now.

>clips.twitch.tv./FreezingSullenSkirretTBTacoLeft

what the fuck happened to my bro cosmo??????????? what tthe fuck???????????

>serious discussion only
>narcissawright is currently doing practice runs on twitch
These 2 statements seem contradictory to each other...

>It's okay if I do it ironically

Thing is he was a passable 5-6/10 male, as a 'woman' he doesn't even fucking register.

Short answer: No.

Long answer: youtube.com/watch?v=NvnKghPudyU

Straight guys are far more desperate than straight women.
1/10 obese Molochs, fucking shoggoths that eat more mortal sanity than salads, still manage to get tons of totally serious "hey bby want sum fuk" on degenerate websites like tinder.

My mind wanders...

Quick rundown?

I'm interested to know what the plan is. It's easy enough to get to Ganon, but there's no way you can beat him without at least Urbosa's Fury or Daruk's Protection for the last section of his health.

Current WR is at about 40 minutes, all you need to do is parrying, pleb.

i wish these people would just get their mental illness in check from a professional rather than destroy their lives.

all runs for this game are boring as fuck

Who's that?

You're right, I never used parrying the whole game because of the shield durability. Watching the run now

>Watch the Danish Girl with my gf
>There are scenes in the movie where the main character poses as his "true" eggo lili
>Acts like a fucking idiot
>He looks like fucking cosmo doing moves
>Start laughing as a maniac

What a fucking monstrosity. Why do you care about that boy?

Whoever asked for the age, the reaction was worth it.

>open door
>see this
wat do?

Apparently you get banned for saying GDQ.

Does it look promising for him? I heard he's giving his life for BotW.

My thoughts were Buffalo Bill.

The guy who wouldn't shut up during the Tomba 2 speedrun at SGDQ.

xe is salty as fuck about being irrelevant. not surprising

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I meant the guy who aparently follows Chibi around and makes videos of him

Grab nearest object, cave skull in, don't stop bashing until face is reduced to red skid mark.

Does Chibi still do speedruns (with his mom)?

Spam WutFace in the chat

>botw speedrun thread
>bringing up narcismo
didnt this faggot try to make his own leaderboard for BotW instead of using speedrun.com

Kill it with fire.

By the milky way's mammaries i'd shoot that out of a fucking cannon

Who cares how hot you think he was, have you seen his ex?

Did John Numbers nail that?

parrying doesn't use any shield durability

When is this freak going to kill himself.

No but she cheated on him with the guy on the right and is currently in a relationship with her

>TUNE IN TO COSMO'S MENTAL BREAKDOWN BOOGALOO!
>the game screen is dimmed from being afk for so long and its just cosmo in bed
stop

Looks pretty average, fampa--
>filename
>look again
Mother of god...

any more of this? stream is back to his typical autistic shit antics

Cross your legs like that.
Your thighs would be that big, too. Ain't anything special senpai.

I still can't believe this happened. I'm so fucking confused.

cosmo has completely dropped trying to speedrun this game seriously because he's both very bad at it and it's a very popular speedgame right now. on top of that he's further alienated himself from the zelda speedrunning community by harrassing people, including the guy who found the newest way to barrier skip in WW. he doesn't give a shit about speedrunning or even playing games anymore, it's all about focusing attention on himself and trying to stay relevant by being an asshole.

damn she fucking dodged a bullet

i hope that abomination looks back at all it lost and keeps asking itself if all this trans shit was worth it

Can someone please give me a quick rundown on this guy?

how bout you stop being new and learn to google you piece of shit

Can someone post the full version of this pls?

Was the record holder in Ocarina of Time, had a pretty long marathon trying to make an unbreakable record, he managed to get it and the execution was near flawless, almost impossible to break through the current strats
It was broken just a few months later though thanks to a new strat, dude didn't take that very well
And then John Numbers happened
Next thing we know he went full tranny and deleted all his speedrun shit
Now he's trying to be popular again but not really i guess

who's the girl

That was scary, wtf? I miss Cosmo. This looks like actual demonic possession.

autist streamer who painted his nails all the time turned out to be lgbT

someone you dont want to know

>utilizing poor irabu for your lame tranny joke

delete this image from your hard drive. as one of 2 people who watched this, I will not stand for it.

Reminder that Cosmo is the JUST of speedrunning

>the name in the scene
>dating a qt 3.14 aryan girl (pictured above)
>famous and rolling in viewers
>one day decides to hook up with an SJW landwhale (pictured below)
>she just wants to use his fame and fortune for her own personal gain
>he even ends up paying her student loan debt for her woman's study degree
>goes to EVO
>she cheats on him with his friend
>he never finds out
>she learns she can get away with it and cheats on him some more
>uses a Chinese console to have an advantage in OoT speedruning and gets the WR and declares it "dead"
>some random guy ends up beating his WR on the original console not even a month later
>he quietly retires
>goes to Nintendo World Championships
>gets BTFO by JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
>girlfriend leaves him for one of the people she cheated on him with
>he loses his shit and becomes a tranny

Come on Balthazar I refuse to let you die
Come on fallen star I refuse to let you die
'Cause that's wrong and I've been waiting far too long
It's wrong I've been waiting far too long
For you to be... be... be... be... be mine
For you to be mine... be mine... for you to be mine
And it's wrong, I've been waiting far too long
It's wrong, I've been waiting far too long
For you to be... be... be... be

breath of the wild was supposed to save his "career", he talked about it for over a year. now that it's out and he's shit at it, what will he do next? make more begging videos for his patreon?

>watch one of the gdq runs a few years ago
>some disney skateboarding game
>the runner subjects the audience to 45 minutes of lil romeo
>decide to take up speed running
>learn burnout paradise 120 billboards with the intent of one day attending a gdq and subjecting the audience to 60 minutes of hey hey you you
>don't get accepted a few times in a row
>actually get quite good at the game
>PB of 46:30, about 40 seconds off WR
>decide to become trans so they have to accept me
>they still won't accept me
What more do I have to do?

Did he leave aryan qt?

Or did she have enough sense to see where his dickless future was headed when he decided against getting a dental plan with his streaming money.

>This is a thread for BOTW speedrunning discussion
Maybe you should go back to your autistic speedrunning forums. Lurk moar and learn the Sup Forums culture.

Why is John Numbers so based?

Are certain teeth a requirement for speedrunning?

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The more teeth you show, the better you are.

>degenerate websites like tinder

>tfw John "the testicular terrorist" Numbers will never deflower your bussy

>the male one is just old cosmo with longer hair
Shiiieeeet

my god damn sides

god damn that is unnerving