Slide is really fucking awesome, but it's a bit too short and the loading times kind of killed it for me...

Slide is really fucking awesome, but it's a bit too short and the loading times kind of killed it for me. Decent replay value though.

Shut the fuck up, you fucking asshole

Breath of the Wild was a lovely experience.

What the fuck is going on with all the red string?

NIgga the dlc introduces so much content with just 45 dollars. 9/10 would recommend

I like the see saw. It had it's ups and downs.

>f2p fags
What's the matter, too poor?

Swings > Slide
No loading time, can do sick tricks on it, and its comfy.

Merry Go Round is fun but I hate how you keep backtracking until end game

>seesaw
>multiplayer only
Fucking dropped.

its a climbing frame

Sure the experience is better but the loading times are way worse, it's not optimized at all

>Still playing Park
>Not playing the superior sequel

Fucking nostalgiafags

Themepark was legitimately great until the stupid update came with all the premium cosmetics shit.

Unblarted post

>I-It get good 2 minutes in!
Stop shilling this shit game.

>advertised that all your choices matter
>only 2 endings
I'll stick with park, at least it delivered what it promised.

>Hasn't unlocked the secret ending that opens up a new area

>decent multiplayer framework
>servers are populated by children
What is this bullshit

>Try to get back into game after awhile
>Get on monkey bars, slip and fall
>Fall onto some weird wood chip mixture instead of pebbles
>Take no damage

This fucking casualization meme has to stop.

>that guy who tries to play seesaw singleplayer

>load times
>he doesn't have an ssd

kek

>that pic
Its funny cause the original meme was about a sic person so the picture is implying its sic in the head.

>playing casual games
Get on my level scrub

>metal slide
>on a hot day

>plastic slide
>electricity from friction conducts as you slide down
No seriously, FUCK SLIDES

>plastic slide static
>bad
It's like you don't enjoy being a fucking lightning wizard and smiting people with your elemental bolt of wrath after getting off the slide.

>No loading times
>Replayability goes through the floor though.
isn't designed for the VR setting it's in and causes motion sickness.
>some asshole joins your park and starts spinning it to grief you while you're in the middle and you can't get off or disconnect
>when you eventually get off the ride your navigation input is all messed up and the fucking head bob is egregious enough to make your character fall over.

I have no idea how this piece of shit got out of the playtesting scenario, it's a fucking nightmare to play.

>Razors glued to slide

This is some grade-A artificial difficulty bullshit.

Step aside plebs, undisputed GOAT coming through.

why did you say sic twice

once I could understand, but twice shows that it was intentional

Too linear for my tastes. Also the game literally plays itself for you. It's fine if you enjoy cinematic experience and doing nothing.

Truly a classic, has aged well too. Shame about the limited space on servers and your region's probably already full

Who the fuck thought putting a player queue and only allowing one player at a time was a good idea? The servers are always clogged to shit.

>pay to play
>food and drink microtransactions
>addition customisation and clothing options also locked behind a paywall
>higher difficulties determined by player height

Yeah, I should expect as much from a filthy Amusementparkfag.

>2 minutes level has 45 minutes loading screen
Lmaoing@urlife

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nothing like a good old jump castle

>liking artificial difficulty
t. tryhard

>bouncy house
Bouncy castle edition was WAY better you tasteless fuck

>bouncyhouse
>jumpcastle
>bouncy castle

It's a fucking space jump you uncultured swines

Top multiplayer but servers are only avaialable a few days a year.

This thread is the Sup Forums equivalent of a dad joke

Never in my life have I ever heard them not be refered to as a bouncy castle.

Well, to be fair, most here have the age part

You're not far off, the OP text is exactly the same as this one from years ago

No user here is your dad joke.

>countless hours of effort just to even play the game
>lasts 2 minutes

Your mum is the biggest dad joke.

Dude. that's how you charge your lightning spells
>slide down
>hair standing up
>all know to run in terror from the lightning queen's wrath

shame you can only cast it once before having to recharge

Fuck sandbox games. Literally nothing to do

>lightning queen

LONDON
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Some of us are old enough to be dads and moms, or already are

>You are now realizing Sup Forums is 14 years old this year

Fuck I knew this thread sounded familiar

>try join multiplayer
>almost get v&

seriously wtf

That's why you bring a sweater to sit on!

I'm havin a lot of fawhn

You don't even know what fun is.

>tfw my friend hired one of these for his 21st and we all jumped around drunk off our tits

>>>/tumblr/

I like to
SIIING
DAAANCE

PRETEEEEND

AAAAAAAND
I LIKE TO HAVE FAWHNFAWHNFAWHNFAWHNFAWHNFAWHNFAWHNFAWHNFAWHNFAWHN

Fun game, but the griefers are getting out of control

>This thread was made exactly 10 years after the original

i recommend the skateboard and rollerblade DLCs OP. lets you gotta go fast on the slide and you can do some sick air strafes!

I can't even joke about some shit like this.
Monsters like these need to be shot.

>If you die in the game
> You die in real life
Effing modders trying to keep the casuals away
Noone likes you

he hired it?

what did it want as payment? to be filled with helium so it could escape?

Have fun with those viruses.

HOT DAMN, I didn't even look at the date of the pic, was just sorting out some files and came across this and thought it might be funny to see if replies would be much different compared to an old thread.

There's no way this is not a coincidence

Misstyping "hired" instead of "rented" is less embarrassing than typing with full lower case, user.

This makes me upset.

It wanted fat drunk people to stop bouncing on it with shoes on. It didn't get that, so we're going to court.

First got my penis touched by a girl deep beneath the surface of a ball pit, good times. We were pretending to be sharks.

>When someone hacks your game AND your hands
Fucking hate that.

>10 years
Oh god.

It's divine providence, user

How has nobody posted the true GOAT?

It's fun with friends.

Pictures like this remind me that evil does exist.

>Not loving the smell of static electricity
Fuck off

Those are some really, really shitty razors they used if that's legit. Right proper fresh ones slice through flesh easy peasy.

Those look more like scrapes. Still fucking awful and whoever did it deserves to be raped by a horse.

>be black
>have first pass
>see angry white people stare at me as I am reserved space
It was my... privilege

Can't climb when it rains though

>tfw can't figure out the control scheme

I sure hope you have life insurance.

Pay2win shit.

Get on my autistic level, plebs

If I ruin that sandcastle, will you cry?

>Not a themeparkfag
Step up your game, casual

>comes onto your server and griefs

Sorry, bench is full!

>There are still fags who prefer nerf

[Spoiler] I used to love airsoft when I was a kid

Nice spoiler

>jumpy-hut stage
>that one faggot who keeps his foot equips on and causes the game to bug the fuck out and the map to collapse in on itself
Every fucking time, these faggots go through a tutorial AND have a fucking ingame message yet STILL fail to unequip properly.