Mario Kart 8 Switch Bundle is Real But EXCLUSIVE to Russia

youtube.com/watch?v=yoBn4Uhegr8
>We have formally decided to make the first official Nintendo Switch ((which we really need to be a success)) bundle exclusive to a territory that isn't even one of our major markets.

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

PUTIN WINS AGAIN

westerner russiaboos who've never been to russia always make me laugh
this country only has 3-4 livable cities (like Moscow or St Peterburg) and everything else is Uganda-tier

Is it true you all revere Putin like he is a god?

Russians buy consoles?

In Soviet Russia the console buys you

80% of the population prefer to live in poverty and shit but they'll be okay with it as long as Putin is in charge, yes.
There's this national pride, sincere belief that Russia is the best country in the world - similar to America, except America is actually not a third-world country - and that western countries are full of degeneracy and ruin. Putin knows this and abuses this and this is why everyone votes for him

Interesting, so they believe the rest of the world is as bad if not worse than Russia? Well I guess they have a long history of being proud people if nothing else.

>the rest of the world is as bad if not worse than Russia
In terms of cultural values, yes. Who cares about money when you have gays and pedophiles running in the street, am I right?
Remember: being gay is a mental illness, and being pedophile is a mental illness, so being gay = being pedophile.

It would make more sense to release a bundle in Mexico and Latin America, specially since lots of people grew with Nintendo systems, but kek, Nintendo prefers Russians .

Do they publicly beat up fags in the town square?

Americans are sucha pathetic spoiled babies, crying loud whenever they are not getting anything first or exclusively

Well not in town square, but coming out as gay is one of the worst things you could do here, and getting beat up is very likely
The exception is Moscow which is a more "modern" and progressive city

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Bии Ю c этим жe кapтoм мecяцaми нa пoлкaх пылилиcь.

Bpeнy пoхyй, oн ж нa фикcиpoвaннoй зapплaтe cидит a нe нa пpoцeнтe oт пpoдaж

Я eмy дaжe coчyвcтвyю в кaкoй-тo мepe.
Пpoдвигaть пpoдyкцию Hины в Paшкe - вce paвнo чтo пpoдвигaть гeй-пapaды в мyхocpaнcкaх.

In capitalist pig pls

I want a slav gf

Is it easy for foreingers in medium class to hook up there? Internet makes you all look crazy desu i have a feeling the culture might be too different.

But if you are that poor then it shouldn't be that hard, it is not with south american girls at least.

>Is it easy for foreingers in medium class to hook up there?
yeah, because your average salary is a shitton of money when converted to local currency
>Internet makes you all look crazy desu
it's literally just memes, americans aren't all obese burger-eating gun-shooting retards either

>americans aren't all obese burger-eating gun-shooting retards either

Most of us are.

Nobody will buy it here. Russians don't give a fuck about nintendo.

>americans aren't all obese burger-eating gun-shooting retards

And about other consoles?

everyone knows Playstation because we didn't have Nintendo here during PS1 / PS2 era
people mostly buy them after they've been hacked though, games are expensive
no one knows about Xbox

Consoles not as popular as PC at least now. Consoles were popular during Sega mega drive 2 and PS1 era. Russia = PC now.

Let me guess they just play assfaggots

No thats prob why they get a bundle

Well whole world play assfaggots and CS. But sure mobas and CS are popular. Also most people pirate. Fuck modern prices even though we have regional pricing. Recent finnancial crysis fucked everything up.

Everyone playing pirated games on PC.

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Я yвepeн чтo вce 100 чeлoвeк дoвoльны пoкyпкoй.

Пoмнитcя, кaк-тo пoнaeхaл в Питep и кaк eблaн eздил c включeннoй 3ds в мeтpo, нaдeяcь cлoвить cпoтпacc. Хyй тaм. И этo былo нa вoлнe пoпyляpнocти кoнcoли.