Briefly summarize the last thing you did in the last 3 games you've played
>killed a gigantic stegosaurus with cannons and machine guns on its backs and sides by punching it repeatedly
>had to fend against soldiers turning into dark demons that then attacked my party
>zoomed through the alleys of a closed school while firing at a Tiger II tank with my Panzer IV
>Stopped a war between Korea and Japan
>went into a tv and talked to a bear
>finally nailed a hippy flip
>went into a tv and talked to a bear
Intrigued.
Persona 4. I still haven't beaten it, and I feel like I won't fully appreciate 5 until I do, so I started a new file.
>tamed and developed a solid friendship with a horse, we explored an oddly tranquilic wasteland
>failed to push back the Austro-Hungarians
>beat up the Mario brothers as Monkey D. Luffy
Oh, almost forgot
>raced a pirate captain in karts
What games?
>dueled someone with a broken executioner's tool
>fought magic armors and seductive witches for exp
>sealed away the incarnation of evil alongside a pirate princess
Call of duty
>Negotiated with some weird man who wants to sell his daughter to some rich faggot for his own political desires
>Killed a bigass white baboon with some allies
>Cutomized a giant robot's emblem
>PS Nova based on image name
>Dont know
>World of Tanks
>Homefront
>Persona 4
>Tony Hawk
>SotC
>Don't know
>mugen
>Soulsbourne
>Some final fantasy
>Dont know
I listened to the motivations behind the current murder and wanted to cry then saw the killer get executed.
An older woman I ran into before gave me an egg to carry around after I got a bicycle.
I jumped out of a box with 3 friends and then jumped out of a plane to catch money on the ground. Breaking the law, breaking the law.
Not even close
>Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
>Persona 4
>Skate 2
>Killed a bigass white baboon with some allies
Monster Hunter
>blew up a bridge to get a japanese man
>died in the streets of london
>did some VR training bullshit
here, they're actually
>BotW, tamed my first horse
>BF1, Iron Walls operation
>Smash 4, Luffy is surprisingly easy to make into a mii fighter. They even have a straw hat for headgear
Phoenix Wright
Pokemon
Grand Theft Auto
CoD WaW
Vampire Masquerade
Titanfall 2
>
Phantasy Star Nova will never get localized
>Soulsbourne
Correct
>Some final fantasy
Bravely Default 2
>Dont know
Wind Waker
>killed a giant monster with another giant monster
>killed a giant monster with a big ass katana
>attempted to end the cycle of eternal return
Close but it's Danganronpa. If this was Justice For All it would be right.
Yes, Cynthia came and gave me it.
Nah, Payday 2. You come out of a shipping crate, shoot through a military plane and then jump out to collect the money palates.
Or pso2 for that matter
Thanks Sega
monster hunter stories
monster hunter gen
wat
>destroyed a room-sized alien robot thing as a big-titted anime girl
>went up against a ninja outlaw in the wild west and died like a bitch
>ended the period of civil war and united Japan under my banner
Correct
I bred whites in a vault.
I drilled things as a loli.
I created the European Union in space.
>got the crystal skull and entered the chamber of birth
>died on a roof to exploding red skulls
>didn't make it to canada
Please let the second one be summon night swordcraft stories
Nope. Gurumin.
I've been meaning to play Summon Nights for so god damn long but for some reason I never get around do it.
Valkyrie Drive
RDR
Sengoku Rance
>sent a bunch of religious zealots to their death on the walls while storming a city
>walked around and swung at shit with a big axe
>dropped the game after countless disconnects and other players rage quitting (which also makes everyone else disconnect haha)
last one is Dragon's Dogma
is the last one Shogun 2?
>got booted off the case but still kept investigating, met with the suspect
>created a character, broke out my cell with the help of a giantess, killed some "demons"
>created a character, ran through a beach and killed a dude, entered the encampment only to decide that I didn't want to play that class after all and quit to keep thinking about what kind of build I wanted to do next
Wrong on all three
>built myself a house of stone, but forgot one roof tile which was made of wood, and it was broken into then I was murdered viciously
>punched god into the sun
>drove a futuristic hovercraft at incredible speed for 7 laps
Sphere of Influence?
>killed an ambush of about a dozen aliens by sending a giant weeb ninja to hack them with an axe one by one
>waged war against the Ming Dynasty for the fifth time, this time taking control of their border forts and rendering Beijing completely unprotected for further wars, as well as claiming buffer territory in Korea and the Malaccas
>stomped a dead body really, really hard
>tfw a lot of these descriptions are actually really interesting
It feels like once you find out the game though it'll suck the excitement out
Rust for first?
Minecraft
Asura's Wrath
Wipeout
Asura's Wrath for the second one
Second and third are Bayonetta and F-Zero
Rust is correct
Wrong on Asura's Wrath, but right on Wipeout.
>read a comic book in math class
>fed fruit to a bird which made him big enough to reach the inter-dimensional portal
>created an ocean in the floor with my car while everyone else scrambled around like idiots
Actually
>Xenon Valkyrie
>Gun.Smoke
>Europa Universalis IV
>Killed little goblin fags and a few giants. Saved some locals. Became leader of the village.
>Played judge, jury, and executioner with blatant bias and a total disregard for what's fair.
Can't remember what I did last in Darksiders II.
>united China as Hitler.
>talked to a hobo mutant that was addicted to chocolate like it was heroin
>destroyed a bunch of boxes containing nuts and bolts in slow motion while stuttering like fuck
>Gun.Smoke
Mah nigga.
>Sent a squad of troopers to stop aliens from abducting people.
>Got killed by a spinning mega computer that shot bullets, missiles and lasers.
>Some hobo parried two of my attacks.
>Entered a bank to steal someone's heart
>Killed the embodiment of lovecraft's crawling chaos after entering a time loop
>Trained exotic animals with mystical powers on hawaii-like islands
>XCOM
>Furi
>Dark Souls 3
>cast magical spells out of a bag I stole
>murdered a bunch of snake monsters in a library
>Subjugated two precursor races without breaking a sweat
>killed a galaxy-destroying retard repeatedly for his medals
>fought a group of terrorists on a hijacked train with the aid of my armor-clad brother
>started my journey as a martial artist after accidentally time travelling and having the time cops bring me back to some random time because they don't know when I came from
>attempted to unite the northern tribes to face a single-mindedly violent invasion
>sent into an underground experimentation facility built by genetic freaks, eliminating them all in a hail of gunfire
>wandered around a city where up is down and down is up for the player, wondering how anyone lives there when there's a bottomless abyss underneath the city
Last two Dark Souls and Stellaris?
>atelier
>Dark Souls 1
>Jak and Daxter 3
Sorry the answers were:
>Xenonauts
>Teleglitch
>Street Fighter V
>Xenonauts
Fug. I was gonna say that but chose to wager on the more popular one instead.
Is it good?
Spoil me on 2 and 3.
Why the fuck would you ever attack a Tiger II With a Panzer IV of anykind?!! that shit doesnt make anysense just fucking run man
Because story reasons
>Recited a haiku after punching some chick to another galaxy
>Destroyed a cosmic deity with a homerun after cutting my former boss' head seven times
>Stomped quite a lot of salt bags that I forgot I even collected up to now
>got my party roasted by a fire breathing dragon after joining the guildmaster's revenge quest
>saved my friend's son from the witch who turned me into a skeltal
>avoided getting scammed by my new age hippie classmate
2nd one is Persona 2 Eternal Punishment, you get involved in a conflict between two entities who exist in a world called the collective unconsciousness, the subconsciousness of every person. One is Philemon, the spirit guide who helps you, and the other is Nyarlathotep, or notoriously known as the crawling chaos
3rd is just Pokemon Sun
wat
wat
wat
Need to know these
I'm having tons of fun. I really enjoy the cold war setting fighting xenos. The air game is annoying though. Eventually I want to try Open X-COM and I think this prepares for that one. The base management is a lot deeper than the XCOM. Breaching UFOs is so fucking tense.
What game is this
Guilty Gear AC+R
SaGa Scarlet Grace, one of the endings in Balmaint's scenario
Salt and Sanctuary
For its
>Total War: Warhammer
>Killing Floor 2
>Gravity Rush
are
>Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle
>Fullmetal Alchemist and the Broken Angel
>Dragon Ball Online
Darude sandstorm
1 and 2 seem so obvious now.
>grabbed the spoils on my impenetrable base of iron-wielding army
>did some drugs in hopes that i can fuck a hot doctor
>practiced slinging myself with a fishing pole
>Slayed a God of Navigation by using his powers against him
>had a firefight through a television broadcast station with criminals who were trying to kill their hostages "creatively"
>traded items with a friend in a swamp full of slugs and goatmen
GuP game?
Went into space to investigate a planet and got killed by a vicious storm of small cardboard boxes.
Tried to make 4 russians to cooperate with me against 5 other russians.
Sat in a small house somewhere on an east european island and hoped that the sniper on the hill next to the house would run out of ammo.
>Bitch slapped Loki after he lead me around by the nose all game
Yes!
Erika shows up in the middle of the battle with her Tiger II in the game and you have to run away to fight it else risk getting fucked by both her and Maho.
>Made a pact with a friendly space cthulhu and birthed slaanesh
>Killed a group of angry people that are friends with wolves
>Went into mental shock on mars but at least my legs were OK
>Swamp full of slugs and goatmen
Farrons fucking keep. I hated the valley of defilement, I hated blight town, I hated harvest valley and I fucking hated farron's slug filled swamp.
Hit a dragon in the face lots of time with a big bit of metal then used it's skin to make a new hat
Banged a bunch of hoors then killed some bandits
Utilised a motor vehicle at an inappropriate speed
Monster hunter
>Blew up some Zakus
>Cleared a level 70 Greater rift
>Shot and beat up a bunch of angels.
I have not great tastes.
>beat a zombie to death with an army of ghosts
>played fetch with a robot
>finally murdered an old god's child
wew lads
>killed the mother of all demons who happens to be a tree thing by stabbing a tiny bug
>destroyed an armed convoy carrying weapons with nothing but crossbow so I can buy an AK47
>defiled a the resting place of ancient dragons and used my power over death to raise them as my thralls to fight my demon enemies
Dark souls
You got one
>razed the Vatican City to the ground so I could exploit King Solomon's Mines
>pledged my loyalty to a bright light to avoid plummeting a thousand feet to earth
>kicked someone who attempted to rape my adopted daughter
>Flew through multiple tunnels to blow up missiles designed to shoot down meteorites that were going to be used on cities.
>Shot down a satellite that was being dropped onto a city with a bunch of nukes inside it.
>has an aerial joust/dog-fight with a former comrade who had launch codes to a new type of nuclear missile.