*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind you*

psh, nothin personell, shepard...

what the fuck was bioware on when they made this weeb

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your mother dying in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post.

-KL

i've had enough of your snide insinuations

That's Bioware with Drew for you

Make it more subtle the next time

literally the most retarded character design I've ever saw in a video game. ever. so out of place.

you just know the only reason they've put him into the game is because some group of braindead retards gathered in a focus group somewhere thought it was kewl af and rated him positively

>Black Widow is strong enough to blow his fucking head off in the last fight with one hit.

>western dev try to write a rival

>kick his ass
>have to retreat for no reason because the plot demands it
>he taunts you afterwards
What a load of shit. Fuck ME3 and fuck bioware.

It felt like tried to make another Saren, except this guy came out nowhere and I didn't give a shit about him.

*eats your cereal*

heh, too easy...

I actually didn't even remember his name when I played ME3 for the first time.
It went something like
>open the message
>read it
>"who the fuck is KL"

KEK

>literally the most retarded character design I've ever saw in a video game. ever. so out of place.
Kasumi DLC for ME2

your good

shit

I also like how TiM started going on about other beyond moronic stiff from the books. I can't give a shit about the autistic girl with super kewl black market implants and her boring evil dad

>Hood being slang for Thief
>Red as a nod to Red Riding Hood who as also considered a thief in her original story
what?

>Guess I'll piss in this vase, HAHA GOT YOU SILLY ADMIRAL LENG WINS MUAHAHAHA

In-game emails were a mistake

lul

kek, any other game where you get trolled like this?

Don't forget the cereal

lmao the same happened to me, but after a long pause I was like
>ohhhhhhhhh riiight
>THAT guy
>what the fuck

Worst Bioware villain

Bizarre inclusion in the universe also. The whole cyber-ninja assassin doesnt gel well with the Star Trek aesthetic and tone. Maybe if this was a cyberpunk game, like set in Shadowrun- yea it would work much better. It's like something you'd see out of MGS, but it's horribly mishandled.

when Kojima does off-the-wall shit, he makes it interesting or so bizarre it becomes interesting. Like a guy who shoots bees or a vampire who can stun you by stabbing your shadow.

Kai Lang's first appearance (if I recall right) is at the citadel when Cerberus attacks and he's trying to perform ninja shit but fails and gets his ass almost kicked by Thane.

It's just pathetic and it doesnt give him the villain atmosphere he needed. Also his writing is atrocious and gets really edge-dumb real quick. From what I've seen his shit character is consistent with the books, but sometimes the expanded universe must be regarded as shit and thrown out.

kek the same thing happened to me and I assumed it was one of those emails you get from NPCs you did quests for in ME2 or something and moved on.

...

I think you mean "Marie DLC when?"

Kai Lang is actually the character embodiment of "trying too hard"

mummy no

I believe this to be the canon reaction from Shepard.

Oh, are we getting angry today?

...

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Somehow, despite all this. It was still more fun than Andromeda. They really outdid themselves.

WHY DID THEY DELET THE KL TROLL EMAIL

Because anyone with self awareness realized at some point it was a mistake.


Kai Lang was already a powerless retard protected only by plot armor. The email just made him come off as even more pathetic.

How did he sneak anywhere with all that metal shit on his face? Nobody else in the trilogy is shown with implants like that, isn't he really conspicuous?

>Kai Leng the cereal killer
>this actually exists and is canon in the ME universe

most forgettable villain in video game history

>covers chink eyes with chink eye armor

Worst Bioware villain?
Nigga, have you seen Corypheus or Archon?
Leave it to Bioware for more disappointment, when you think they can't sink any lower they beat their own record in the next game.

>Thane didn't just brain this faggot when he had the chance
ME3 was a mistake

how can he be a weeb when he is asian???

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>nigga just killed one of your best friends
>just stand there shooting a pistol instead of using any of shepard's proper skills

and then they go and make his boss fight retardedly easy and have the guts to make you lose to him in the cutscene AGAIN

the only way they could have salvaged this shitstain of a character one bit was if, during your final boss fight, when he brandishes that stupid fucking space katana, there was a quick interrupt to Indiana Jones' him

Good.

Only because Bioware was too lazy to rewrite the novel like they promised.

I'm still fucking mad.

HA! QUALITY BIOWARE PRODUCT

Except in this one case it was personal, he seemed to really hate shepard so taking shepard out wasnt just another job for him

Why do people like to pretend that at the end of ME3 the only differences between the endings are the colours of the star?

The Illusive Man fits that description though. Just like Saren, you can talk him into killing himself because he tried to merge with reaper tech and it backfired.

>Not *biotic charges behind you*

You had ONE job

I thought it was "disingenuous assertions"

>there was a quick interrupt to Indiana Jones' him

How would that work? He has shields and is a biotic.

Melee weapons work in the ME universe because they aren't affected by shields and biotics can move fast.

that's in ME2 I think, he says snide insinuations in ME1 and Tabloid Journalism in ME3

Aha, that explains it.

It's just a girl in a hood, I fail to see the problem. I'm sure they'll still have hoods in the far future.
Granted, she is weeb bait, but she's not exactly a spess ninja that sticks out like a sore thumb.