Find one flaw

Find one flaw.

No really. Find ONE flaw

I never realized the variants had bigger chainsaws

Leon squandered quite a few opportunities to kill people kidnapping Ashley but didn't for no explainable reason

I miss Mike

>no puzzles
>too easy
>casualized
>Leon's a fag

That's got to be the dumbest comparison I've ever seen.

the island part isnt long enough

if its so good i would have played it already

Island and Castle traded backtracking and whatever for linear setpieces that frankly, weren't impressive.

no overtime

Tank controls.

There was literally no excuse for the time that it came out. It completely ruined the game for me.

the fag on the far left has a baby yellow chainsaw and he's wearing suspenders

>8 slots
there's 5 items in the whole game anyway

Clunky as fuck Am I honestly the only one to think this..?

The game has horrible pacing. By the end of chapter one you are so powerful it is just an action game and not a survival horror game.

Leon.

>women have bigger chainsaws
w-what did they mean by this?

The inventory is retarded.

>not liking inventory tetris

>game set in spain
>all villagers have mexican accent

Yes. I played it for the first time a couple months back and it wasn't exceptionally bad at all

>President's daughter kidnapped in Spain
>sends just one man
>one man who does not speak Spanish

>By the end of chapter one you are so powerful
I doubt first time players can say that after being killed by big cheese for a few times.

I didn't like the controls, not that there's anything bad with them - I understand they need to be clunky for the way enemies work but I still want a RE game where you have FULL movement control, and you'll need it.

I beat RE 1 when I was like 7 though so maybe I'm just tired.

the amount of QTEs fucking everywhere

It's not THAT bad in RE4

Started the action fad that brings shit like RE5,RE6,ORC and umbrella corps

>no puzzles

no chainsaw dad

No Redfields.

I lose my fur jacket

>rightmost wench

dem titties

Spawned Resident Evil 5 and 6.

Sure would be bad if someone were to mention the item chest in RE2 that would completely refute this image.

Oh shit

The game peaks at Verdugo and slopes down from there. I always dread the Island not because its hard but because so many segments are fucking chores to do.

Still a great game though.

So, when a villager has their head split open and has the plaga dancing around at the top, what the fuck are they supposed to do?

Is the person just dead, and the plaga will leave the host, or is he going to try and get himself a new head?

I second that.

>Its casual
>That stupid bitch you need to babysit half the game
>Destroyed the survival horror genre
>Dino crisis was more scary

>Jose was on his house minding his business when he went outside to pray for the Lord to bring peace and goodwill to mankind
>Returning home he sees an american devil who ignored the NAP and forcibly entered his house
>He shows him a picture of a female, clearly showing that not only he cannot respect private property but also is searching for pussy and will probably kidnap some village girls
>Jose, following the Castle Doctrine, grabs an axe and charges against the bastard even after he have a gun drawn on him, because he is a son of the Crusaders and will not bow before the sons of Voltaire
>Gets killed and the murderer now walks around a bunch of villages, shooting at religious peaceful farmers
>These farmers then arm themselves with whatever weapon they could find and go after the american asshole that is trying to disrupt social order
Leon didn't du nuthin'!
He a good boy, was spreading the words of freedom!

Jose didn't deserve his fate.

>Tank controls.
The entire game is built around tank controls and uses them well.

I'd say the opposite actually. The game is very well paced and it's even one of it's best points. Not perfect of course but you know.

Here is what's really wrong with the game.
once you know how to play "most effeciently" aka. saving the most ammo by using the knife a bunch and the followup roundhouse kicks, the game becomes REDICULOUSLY repetetive and boring.
the AI never adapts to this strategy, it makes the game easy because you have crazy amounts of ammo and gold.
and each enemy takes longer than just shooting them, but you have to use these strategys that take long in order to play really efficiently.

oh and the fact that you can just buy a rocketlauncher to instantly kill all the bosses, makes the bossfights trivial.

Los Iluminados is a religion of peacefulparasite!