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is that that wood leaf guy from wind waker?
loved that guy.
Tell me how you're able to survive in Death Mountain, little one.
This is the purest post I've ever seen on Sup Forums. Thank you, user. I feel like my depression has lifted.
a-a-user d-d-do you want to hear a tune on m-my harp?
No, but you can play my flute.
This user is pure.
Please set him free from the hell that is this site,
>drop rock on it
Oof!
-throws rock at ur head-
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?
AM i the only one that dropped the rock on these little fucks?
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Why is Wind Waker so comfy?
I went out of my way to give them pain. Rock dropping is usually the best way to show them who's boss.
yeah dude you're the ONLY one in the fucking world that did that
fucking kill yourself
YAHAHA
Todd, now is not the time
God you're so fucking stupid.
He finally found a mountain to climb.
You do know this is a fucking meme post right you underaged faggot?
>exploring for hours and never found a korok in death mountain
>oh that makes sense they must not be able to survive here
>as I finish exploring every nook and cranny I find ONE
>there are probably at least 100 on that whole fucking mountain and I found 1
Thanks user you making me laugh.
I've heard that 4 times this night and every time I imagine a bitter angry person on the other end.
>oh man the view from the top of Hyrule Castle is going to be so cool
>oh man the view from the top of Zora's Domain is going to be so cool
>oh man the view from the top of the Dueling Peaks is going to be so cool
>all ruined by one of these little shits of course
2ez
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>at 112 shrines (93%)
>all areas of the map explored
>nearly every sidequest completed
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>115 korok seeds (12.7%)
Where the fuck are these guys hiding?
Me too, user.
Me too.
So, BotW thread?
>119 Shrines
>No fucking idea where the last one is
Pls kill me.
can you see your completion percentages in-game? if so where?
Do you want a hint? Post your map.
You can see it on the map after you beat Ganon for the first time. You'll get a star next to your save file.
This comment alone convinced me to block this shithole from this and all my devices and never come back.
Fuck this fucking website. I deserve better too. I liked the leaf little guy from Wind Waker too, I don't belong here. Fuck.
You have to beat ganon first, then on the map you'll have a percentage
>tfw used a guide to get 450 of these fucks for max inventory upgrades
it was honestly fun and dont regret it one bit. Now i dont have to go out of the way finding them
because you were a child when you beat it
ocarina of time is my gen
>still waiting on CEMU to play this
I wish my roommate didn't move out awhile back just so I could've used their Wii U.
>the Wii U version
wii u version plays the same as the switch version
>has both
The current Switch has too many issues for me to consider buying one. If they release another model where they fix a few of its problems, I probably wouldn't mind picking one up.
But for now, I'll just stay a pirate.
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"Twee Hee!"
Why do all of these fucks do the "I've gotta pee real bad" dance?
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SURVIVE ON DEATH MOUNTAIN?
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET INSIDE THE FUCKING CASTLE?
WHY ARE YOU LITERALLY DIRECTLY UNDER GANON AND JUST NOT GIVING A FUCK?
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SURVIVING IN THE DEAD MIDDLE OF NOWHERE IN THE DESERT?
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE BEING QUITE LITERALLY FROZEN ON THE TOP OF ONE THE COLDEST AND HIGHEST PEAKS IN THE WORLD?
IF YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING HARDY THEN WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU JUST STORM HYRULE CASTLE YOURSELVES AND FUCK GANON IN HIS VIRGIN ASSHOLE?
I don't think that Ganon can see the Koroks, and they're spirits rather than tangible beings. Link can see them for unexplained reasons that probably revolve around his being the reincarnation of the hero's soul or some stupid destiny shit like that.
THAT ONLY FURTHERS THE QUESTION AS TO WHY THESE FUCKS JUST DON'T RAID HYRULE CASTLE AND TAKE TURNS FUCKING GANON BECAUSE HE CAN'T SEE THEM AND THEY CLEARLY CAN MANIPULATE PHYSICAL OBJECTS AND BE MANIPULATED BY THEM TOO SINCE THEY REACT TO YOU SWINGING YOUR WEAPON AT THEM!
Are you Hylian nigger?
Get over here you propellor leaf mother fucker
Because they're all pants-on-head retarded. They give you their literal shit as a thank-you present. It's fucking miracle they haven't brought themselves to extinction.
I don't think that that's how it works. I don't think that they would be capable of hurting Ganon in any meaningful fashion. Besides, remember that Ganon is capable of regenerating even though Zelda has been fighting him all of these years. Do you think the Koroks have more power than Zelda? To use an extremely simplistic example, if Ganon regenerates health at a rate of 100 per second, and the Koroks together can only do about 1 damage per second, then there's no point.
Though they may be able to interact with some physical objects, they appear extremely weak, are invisible to most people, and do not suffer from the effects of weather.
It's possible that only people who can see them can even interact with them.
Like they'd care about that, they can be on death mountain with no problem.
THERE'S AT LEAST 900 OF THOSE FUCKERS AND THERE'S IMPLIED A LOT MORE IN THE LOST WOODS!
THE FUCKS COULD LITERALLY SWARM GANON AND POKE THE FUCK WITH DEKU STICKS AND THEY'D PROBABLY STILL DO A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF DAMAGE EVEN BEFORE GANON COULD FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO!
AND THAT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEIR OWN GOD DAMNED SWORDS THAT THEY USE ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY FUCKING DECENT!
What did he mean by this?
They're protected by the Deku Tree. The Kokiri were also like this, being stupid children who didn't even recognize Link had left and come back despite seeing him leave. The Kokiri are harmless forest spirits like the little guys from Mononoke-hime.
Torrent where?
I have own it on Wii-U, before you fags get all zealous on me. I want to play it on my PC.
They can't actually use those swords. Didn't you read the description? They're made for Hylians.
Besides, by that metric, why don't all of the Hylians, Zora, Rito, etc., all storm the castle at once? Surely some of them would make it through and they could murder Ganon with a fuckton of bomb arrows alone.
The Koroks manage to survive because they're like little kids. They make a puzzle or a race, then sit there giggling to themselves and playing hide-n-seek for hundreds of years because they're easily entertained. They probably don't even understand what's going on with Ganon, at least not fully. The closest to understanding you get is the few in the Lost Woods, and even those only have a simple understanding other than the chief.