So does Bayonetta have casual sex with Rodin and Enzo for fun or what?

So does Bayonetta have casual sex with Rodin and Enzo for fun or what?

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Enzo's married.

Enzo's a family man, of course not.

I'd think Rodin is too professional for that.

Rodin when she's sexually frustrated, Luka when she's feeling romantic.

Enzo is an honest, married man, and a quickshot.

No she's a tease

I'm pretty sure Rodin is gay as fuck.

I'm secretly rooting for a spin-off with him as the main protag. The gameplay would be like Bayonetta but the visuals li'e Gachimuchi.

And that would be GOTY.

>He doesn't know the canon pairing
It's good that you finally got to play the game, its great.

I played this game ages ago and this pairing is boring as fuck.

Semen demon Bayo is the best Bayo.

Rodin, obviously. Why wouldn't they?

I have no doubt they have fucked many times but Bayo doesn't seem like the type to stick to a single "pairing".

I think it's the purest

Enzo is married and have kids.

Rodin is in Bayonetta's friendzone.

I sincerely can't imagine Bayonetta in love with anyone... Well, she sure have some sort of feeling for Luka but... Yeah, it is very unlikely.

>Bayo having sex with men.

Isn't there am optional boss in the second one that's a lore character who has a literal rape move? Or maybe not rape, but definitely sex?

lmao kamiya confirmed this not cannon.

She's canon virgin according to the movie.

Japan would flip its shit, so if Kamiya has to protect the brand with a little white lie, well that's how it is.

Source?
Because i'm pretty sure that Kamiya approved this from the designer

it's the secret Rodin boss fight
its not literal rape

japan don't care about bayo she's the cowboy bebop of vidya like metroid.

So what's with the game acting like total shit with the way it handles connection types. People of the same spec, but different connections makes the game act like shit, because of the leaderboards. I literally have to unplug my ethernet in order to get this game to run smoothly on PC, the shit? Does anyone thinks this will get fixed?

Well that proves my point, it would drive the series into further unpopularity. Yurifags don't buy real vidya, you know.

Bayonetta is a virgin, famalam.

She pretty much confirms it in 2.

nobody cares op.
fuck this game.
>start game get into prologue
>cant remap controller
>buttons are all retarded
>dash should be B
>shoot should be RB
>ok
>get to plane
>keeps crashing
>what the FUCK am i doing
>google it
>oh the game turns your UI off by default
>turn it on
>oh look a timer and it tells me what to fucking do
>ok. get 3 torture attacks. plane crashed. game over
DROOOOOOOOOOPPED

to add onto this
it wouldnt bother me as much if i didn't just want to save and figure out a way to remap this shit, but it's insult to injury. shit is the prologue boss in nier all over again... except more fun.

>oh the game turns your UI off by default

i don't think it does.

how?

Maybe it's some sort of bug, but it did it for me. I definitely did not turn it off.

WHY DO THESE ANCIENT FUCKING GAMES ONLY GET DISCUSSED WHEN THE MASTER RACE FINALLY GETS A PORT NEARLY A DECADE LATER

YES, I'M FUCKING MAD AT YOU IRRELEVANT SECONDARIES AND HOW BAYONETTA IS SUDDENLY GOOD BECAUSE YOU BEGGED LONG AND HARD FOR IT

I FUCKING HOPE YOU DON'T GET ANYTHING ELSE AND LET THESE GAMES REST IN PEACE

leaderboard bug fix when, people are literally cracking paid copies of the game, because of this bullshit.

THE SHADOW REMAINS CAST

bayonetta has always been good familia
check its metascore
people talk about it now because it was just released
if it got a shwitch port itd be dis... well, actually it wouldn't because the 4 people who bought one only browse reddit
but you get my point nigga

>master race
You answered your own question

Of course people like don't deserve to call themselves master race tho

ye it sucks i had to play the cracked version. after buying the game.

>the 4 people who bought one only browse reddit

OK OK
so i got the 3/3 torture attack again
torture attack tells me to mash a button
mash it
plane crashes
wow nigga

ok ok
so ive been mindfully pressing my attacks and dodges this whole time and losing
decide to mash both attack buttons
i beat the plane with ample time
is this REALLY what it takes, mashing?

>tfw you triple dipped on bayonetta 1 effectively making myself a primary, secondary, and tertiary all at the same time

>he thinks people who own a switch aren't redditors
nintendo is infamous for being unable to keep stock because they make so few units, only 4 switches were made.

>turns out mashing is the only way to beat it
yeah, apparently the master race plays too much street fighter to play this baby shit

Kamiya implied that Jeanne is a virgin and that Bayo isn't. Stop making shit up.

She's clearly a lesbian who just enjoys making dudes think they have a chance with her by acting extremely slutty.

Oh I get it. Just like there were only four ambiios made.
My eyes are open, I am now woke.

I'll take the bait
I have no idea what you mean by mashing, I beat the prologue with ease first try.
I don't know what point you're trying to make by bringing in fighting games.
Maybe you should actually play some games other than shootershit so you know what a challenging game is? I don't even know what your sentences mean, they're so incoherent, I assume you're either 13 or a huehue.

Why do you feel the need to broadcast your stupidity to everyone else?

Fuck off, underage facebook frog poster.

>dash should be B

That's horrible though. The dodge is placed on the shoulder buttons so you can hold attack buttons while you dodge and then further continue your combo afterwards.

who the fuck cares how many amiibos were made? those were faggot bait... you bought them didn't you...

>i have no idea what you mean by mashing
are you fucking retarded? get off Sup Forums
>I beat the prologue with ease first try.
hey i would too if i figured i'd have to just mash the whole thing out... what you're saying is you're shit and you don't apply skill into anything. I was putting thought behind every button press, but apparently what I needed to do was go brain dead and just mash it out which worked. I'd be more embarassed to have beaten that first attempt...

>do 3/3 torture attacks
>plane crashes
yeah senpai, real stupidity here

bitch i dont dodge while i'm attacking
stop

Get a trip so I can filter your retarded ass
Nobody agrees with your stupid shit you moron

>and then further continue your combo afterwards
>caring about combos in a game where you press the two attack buttons as fast as possible to win
ok

no, shes a virgin

...

>She'll only take it in the ass or mouth

I can live with that

>i'm a baby playing a baby game
ok

What games do you play, asshat?
I guarantee you I've played more challenging games than you

>WHY DO THESE ANCIENT FUCKING GAMES ONLY GET DISCUSSED WHEN THE MASTER RACE FINALLY GETS A PORT NEARLY A DECADE LATER
you're supposed to use this as a chance to talk about a game you like again, ding dong.

>he keeps replying
>after the amiibo supply bait was posted
You do this to yourself.

Is it possible to rebind buttons on a controller in the PC version?

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Which guides are good for bayonetta? Shit like secrets and stuff I might miss out on if I only play once.

Bayonetta is heterosexual and interested in Luka but doesn't commit because she's afraid of being alone since she'll live longer than him.
Outside of her civilian and witch double life, she's a prim and proper woman who does the housework because Jeanne is always smashed.

Jeanne is the party girl and has a teaching day job.
She's the one who gets around, Bayo is a virgin.

Is this really playable with KB+M? Camera fucking sucks, I always end up without enemies near me and breaking combos, and can never combo right.

I do know about Dodge Offset and shit, but I still didn't master it. Bitch either does the slide or that heel drop kick thing.

Rodin is far more powerful then Bayonetta IIRC. He can easily one shot shit Bayonetta has to attack for quite some time.

Isnt it implied that Rodin rapes Bayonetta in his fight in the second game?

____________________________________________________________________________git gud____________________________________________________________________________

That isn't canon.

Please, don't besmirch Jeanne like that. They're both virgins.

Anyone? Would using JoyToKey be acceptable, or would that add too much input lag? I've never really used it before.

Everybody can see he's gunning for Enzo.

>casual sex
>I sincerely can't imagine Bayonetta in love with anyone
>in love
>casual sex
user, can you read?

Bayonetta is hardcore, not casual.

try it yourself faggot

>he didn't play bayo2 and use the platinum ticket

He literally rapes you in Bayo 2 as his super move when you fight him as a hidden boss.

...

for what purpose

I don't think rape is the same thing as casual sex

>Shoot should be RB
What the fuck? Is Vergil playable in the game?

it's not rape when Rodin is willing

>>shoot should be RB
Both punch and kick buttons double as shoot buttons if you hold them

It is explained 1 minute in.

bump

It depends on weapons actually

it wasnt because the UI was off fucker
also x should be light attack y should be heavy
shoot should be FUCKING ANYTHING ELSE
shit controls
excuse me while i play a better game called nier automata

are you implying that guy even thought to try to look for a way to unlock anything

obviously because the controls are shit, moron
stop sucking platinums dick

>unlocking things
>5 minutes into the game
are you a fucking moron?

Light attack on X/Square and heavy on Y/Triangle is pretty standard for character action games at this point. I also want to move lock on.

bind a key to reset camera thats easy to hit

>faggot who buys amiibos
kys youre the cancer of gaming

>casual sex
It's not casual when it's paid for.

>Sonybros are still assblasted about Bayo 2 being exclusive

>what? no i've never played dmc why do you ask

>Light attack on X/Square and heavy on Y/Triangle is pretty standard for character action games at this point
Wrong:

DMC1, DMC2, DMC3, DMC4 -- don't even have two attack buttons. If you set to swordmaster in 3/4 second attack button is on B (circle) not X.

W101 -- also doesn't have 2 attack buttons and the main attack button is on A (on SNES/Nintendo layout corresponds to B/circle).

Viewtiful Joe 1,2 -- punch is X and kick is on Y correspond to Y/triangle and B/circle.

and so on

>at this point
MGR, Nier: Automata, and all of the recent licensed games Platinum does adheres to this standardized control system.

I just spent 100+ hours in Automata with this control system, so I'd like to keep using it.

Bayo is pure and saving herself for Jeanne

>MGR, Nier: Automata, and all of the recent licensed games Platinum does adheres to this standardized control system.

> standardised
> one studio
Pick one

Platinum is not end-all and even then they don't adhere to that control scheme (see W101)

> I just spent 100+ hours in Automata
Pfffffffff, congrats for spending casual tier-level of time on of the most half-baked Platinum games

why would i play a shit game like dmc?

>nier is the most half baked
>bayonetta cutscenes are still scenes with a moving camera
heh yeah...

Why are you being so bitchy? Don't you think rebindable controls would be better for everyone?

It's a third person action game designed for consoles. Why the fuck would you ever even consider playing K&M?

Have fun on NSIC

You haven't even TRIED to play the game as the game told you to.

It's not hard at all.

Bayonetta has one of the most player friendly control layouts of all action games -- nothing compared to finger tangling nightmare of DMC3/4 that almost mandates separate control layouts for each styles.

Try it out.

> shoot on RB
You are talking about standard control layouts but this binding not at all standard and is in Nier 2.

It is also honestly rather stupid placement to place shooting button because if you want to press Y and RB at the same time you will be doing pinching motion which unergonomic.