Choose

Choose

Either roided Falcon or fuckhuge Mario and Luigi

Captain Falcon

Why is Luigi smaller than Mario?

Who's rounder, Jigglypuff or Kirby?

DK

JIGGLYPUFF!

Ness

Jiggs

Kirby was so fucking good in the first smash

...

my nigga Ness

Then Fox or Puff

Link

LEEEEENGK

>LEE!
What did they mean by this?

Kirbing

Because he's less important.

When I first got Smash, I didn't know who the fuck Ness was, some dude in a red hat, okay whatever. I'm a kid, I wear a red hat, I'ma pick this kid (Was at a friends house, he had everybody unlocked)

HOLY SHIT THIS KID IS COOL CHECK THIS OUT HE SHOOTS LIGHTNING FROM HIS FORHEAD, HE SHOOTS FIRE FROM HIS FINGERTIPS, HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HIM THROW DONKY KONG WITH ONE FINGER THE FUCK?

Then I've since stuck with Ness in every game except brawl, where Lucas was my nigga.

Ness is my man

>that fsmash sound
>that throw
>that fucking dair

>tfw I use everyone

Y'all know him well

>WIANT DOKEY KO

Never played much Smash 64 but probably Ness because of everyone in the original 12 he's the one I like using most in the various other games. Also, Earthbound sucks.

Falco

Kek

I'd pick Samus if she weren't shit in every game except Melee

So I guess we are all manlets IRL