Randy fucking Pitchford

How do you feel about this man owning the Duke Nukem franchise?

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Sad!

What is with this man's obsession with toilets?

bigot/10

I'd buy Duke Nukem for a dollar.

This guy is the Yeb! Bush of vidya. I feel so bad for Randy for existing yet he can still fuck off.

Post yfw you're not Anthony, Randy, or Cosmo.

I would not at all be surprised if he lets his wife piss and shit on him.

If gearbox goes under they'll just sell it to someone else

don't care about duke nukem

who cares, that's a dead franchise anyways. Persona is way better

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>not posting the JUST version
shame I didnt save it

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>read that as gender-blended
fuck this generation

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Why do all his shirts look like something a struggling magician in Reno would wear

ur a dead franchise fuckface

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he's right, though. No Persona, no buy.

>meanness
Is it possible to sound more like a 6 year old than this?

This one?

the who?

Forgot image

is a band

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This man owns Duke Nukem.
This man owns Bulletstorm
This man owns the Aliens video game license
This man owns Opposing Force
This man owns Borderlands

This man took an event that Gearbox paid almost ten thousand to enter to complain about a twitter post not directed at him.

This is the guy.

left handed weirdo

He's shit.

Randy really humanizes CEOs for me. Literally the Jeb! of video games.

Persona killed my family, so that is an offensive line to make when you know the consequences it has on the lives of others. I, am personally ashamed of this display of debauchery. I will have NO MORE! Duke The Dentist is a spectacular man who doesn't need no Persona 70 in his urethral quarters unless you truly find it all so necessary among what is the rich environment we call planet earth. It is but a pure game about kicking men and shooting alianos. Is that not pure enough for you? Is that not what Personal is all about these days? Ever since Suda 51 and Bruce Lee stopped teaming up to polished the titles to their utmost condition. Godspeed.

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Is he describing a game, or making a cocktail?

who's Anthony?

He's asking for a coffee in starbucks.

Anthony Burch?

Hey man lefties are people too (except Randy of course)

Feels pretty good mane

and I just realized the video is mirrored

he's still a weirdo though

Anyone else find him kinda... BADASS?

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Don't you love this BADASS design?

It's him in the middle of excreting his Gearbox legacy, godspeed may be unto him.

LONGNECK

he looks like a punished Max Payne. It's not even funny anymore.

>This man owns the Aliens video game license
I did not know this.
Were his hands in the creation of Alien: Isolation?

I don't think he owns the aliens license, I think Sega does.
At least, Sega published Colonial Marines and Isolation.

Yes. Even though randy will completely deny it, and say that it was all the work of the team they hired.

>reading comprehension

oh ok
wait what

Fuck off, Randy. Nobody buys into your shit anymore. In fact, No one buys your games anymore. Maybe you should go check your little money counter that you have for battle born.

Randy hard at work on a new BADASS Battleborn DLC

Battleborn is still alive?

It should be

>tfw I just got off a three hour BATTLEBORN session.

WELCOME TO EB GAMES

>shitting with his underwear on

It's a staged photo.

>shitting with your underware on

randy cant even shit riht

What was he thinking?

not so much of a badass to pull everything down for a more realistic staged photo?

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Does anyone have that screencap where he is linking rule34 of Battleborn on his twitter?

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this is sad, i cant sense his desperation trying to be like one of the cool kids

Razorcuck, is that you?

Eh, who cares that IP is garbage now and I can't even imagine there are many diehard Duke fans left.

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