Final Fantasy XIV

Which class doesn't make me want to kill myself in this game? Dragoon looks the most enjoyable so far.

Personally, I like fisting shit.

I bet you do.

monk (pugilist) gets a full combo by level 6, the rest of the melees don't get a full combo til level 26. sadly dragoon's skill progression overall is pretty wacky until level 50, then becomes really fun at 60

every class is fine at max level though

My SCH is 53, give me your address in case you're liying.

Is she an amputee? What the fuck happened to her arms?

well if you don't find scholar fun i can't help you anyways
admittedly their gameplay doesn't evolve much from 50-60 except for broil and deployment tactics

Are SMN any useful in raids and dungeons or are they unwanted? What do they bring to the table?

they are one of the best dps for raids and dungeons

can destroy trash pulls easily and their dots keep ticking during many boss immune phases, on top of being the only dps that can battle rez

just play whatever you want though, raid progression is over and we're close to the xpac

meant for

>Dragoon looks the most enjoyable so far
Dragoon is the most boring class up to level 26, even Paladin is more fun

Late game they're pretty fun.

In terms of fun jobs for certain sections

>early game

>caster
BLM
>physical dps
MNK, NIN
>WHM is the only healer available very early
>tank
WAR

>late/end game

>caster
SMN
>melee dps
All of them
>ranged DPS
MCH feels less spastic than BRD kit wise
>Healer
AST if you like cards, SCH if you like min/maxing dps uptime, WHM if you like Holy
>Tank
Not Paladin

I want a useful class for the expansion, though. I'd like to escape reality, so I don't want to feel like an unwanted abortion here as well.

ps3 rimitations, sorry gaijin-dono, pls rook forward to elbows in FINAL FANTASHEE FATEEN: SUTORMUBRODD

i can't think of a boss that takes damage during phase changes since leviathan.

Only MNK and PLD are unwanted and both of them can easily clear everything, they're just not metagame

With the skill changes/new skills in Stormblood it's a complete crapshoot on what's going to be good for Stormblood, it could be the complete opposite from now.

Only class I'm sure will be good in 4.0 is Paladin because I have no doubt they're going to overbuff it before they finalize the balance of it.

>Which class doesn't make me want to kill myself in this game?

None, because FFXIV is irredeemable trash unless you're a hardcore weeb FF fan

My FC and I were fucking around in the Binding Coil turn 5 and I noticed thundercloud proc during dive bomb. But that's probably no surprise and largely irrelevant.

well like i said there aren't any bad classes, the game is relatively well balanced, despite the shit flinging you might see. if you play your job perfectly on a class that is percieved as weaker, you'll still be doing twice as good as someone who plays a "strong" class badly

i'd rather choke on a paladin's Sword of the Twin Thegns than haul a BLM through Midas tbqh

What class has outfits like that?

pretty much just caster dps, exclusively.

besides non-class outfits

which job performs best under high latency? I'm forced to spend abroad for a few months in Asia and the connection to the European servers is less than favourable so to speak. Kind of reminds me of playing back in ARR honestly. I got everything at 60 so I have free pick basically

anything that isn't proc based

Both versions of Y'shtola are pure sex

SMN

PLD if you're familiar with fights and know you'll have to use your cooldowns in advance

This, DRG is the most skill intensive and complex of the DPS classes and is still retardedly easy to play.

Please look forward to stormblood, where they'll be removing and simplifying more of your skills in order to lessen the skill gap between the peak skill of "I read the optimal rotation in a guide and can successfully press the buttons in the right order" and the bottom of the barrel "I have trouble pressing any button on my keyboard once every 2.5 seconds."

>no porn of both versions of Y'shtola having sex with each other

I would take more of either version of her doing anything.
Your idea would make for a fine doujin though.

Don't worry, they "balanced" the classes, which is code word for homogenized all classes within a role; essentially, your choice is Healer, melee DPS, ranged DPS, or Tank; Everything within those categories are just skins.

With Stormblood, they'll be making sure to stamp out any little unique bits left remaining in the classes, so please don't worry about choosing the wrong class!

Also, all content barring the end game raids and extreme trials are tuned for players who can't play the game, so as long as you can manage to press 1 button on the keyboard every GCD, you'll be outplaying most players and doing an excellent job.

>pretty much just caster dps, exclusively.
So, SMN for muh dick?

or BLM, yes

they get snazzy stuff like this coat

Damn, why does it forever take to level? Still stuck at 53. Repeating dungeons over and over again is so boring. I just wanna hit 60.

Translation for the second part where?

if that's your highest leveled character you've gone wrong if you're not prioritizing the MSQ over everything else.

No, my dragoon is already 60.

why did you level dragoon if you want to be cute?

Why do you even play this game if you want to be cute?

you could just do palace of the dead 51-60 and get 1/3rd of a level every run
It's more mindnumbing than synced dungeons but hey, it's pretty fast. I grinded some tomestones at lv60 there

I don't play the game to be cute though

???

What do you mean? Not that user but I'm playing now and I'm struggling with figuring out what I'm going to do when my main class hits 60 via MSQ and I won't have any other class to reap the exp rewards of the high level quests

Do people get autistic over racial bonuses? I want to roll up a thaumaturge but don't want to play a lalafell.

I wanted to impress the bois with my lance skill first.

Play whatever you want.
You better pick halone tough