They kidnap his sister on the day of his birthday

>They kidnap his sister on the day of his birthday
>His grandma gets sick
>He needs to leave is home island and fight with literal demons, on the same day
>He has to chart the whole fucking ocean
>He has to get the whole triforce of courage (essentially zelda 1)
>He has to make the master sword work again (Fi got fucking wasted I would believe)

All by himself and with nothing but a sissy little white stick.

This guy is fucking metal.

sailing the seas aint for pussies

His girlfriend is also a lunatic pirate captain. How do you deal with all this shit

>has a glowing rock that just yells at him

he had medicinal help

>Travels around on a talking ship

Fuck that noise

>no windwaker spinoff where you play as tetra on a pirate adventure for treasure

The ship never talks unless there's a task to do.
And usually the tasks involve Link almost fucking dying.

And to top it all off, he's stuck in the worst 3D Zelda!

>He is also the main character of the worst zelda game

We're not talking about Skyward Sword, that Link also had the easiest life of all.

No that would be skyward sword

I can see how you'd be confused, but this thread is about Wind Waker, not Majora's Mask

Can you come back after you turn 18?
A service announcement.

>Has to pay for breaking the expensive pots
>Forced to carry and throw a girl of his age and, presumably, weight
>First proper dungeon is a goddamn volcano
>Has time to take pictures of his whole journey to get sculptures of them

Pretty good link overall

Actually...

Best*

So was this shit good or not? It was included with the Japanese wind waker games, right?

he then has to go through a ds spinoff just to save his shit girlfriend

He also fought an evil adult!

>can climb a rope with just his hands
This is like my fitness goal right now

You can go on...

>He gets shot several meters in the air and hits concrete and rocks TWO TIMES
>The first time he gets out of his island he needs to survive a stealth mission with weapons found on the spot
>Kills off Ganondorf in the most kickass way possible
>Then in the sequel he gets lost in a parallel dimension and fixes things there too

>Saw his uncle's death
>Survived the Dark World
>Had to fight agaisnt a Aghamin, Onox, Veran and Ganon
>Saved Hyrule,Labrynna and Holodrum
>Had to defeat a nightmare whale and with that lose the love of his life
>We dont even know if he could return to Hyrule

WW's link had an easy life.

>Being a TP and SS apologist

fucking triggered

TP and SS are both objectively better games than WW was.

Was Phantom Hourglass a parallel dimension? I thought it was just new uncharted oceans.

But he was raised in a big country with plenty of connections, not on a small island in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere, WW Link had to adapt fast or else his sister would fucking die.

His little sister dude.

>feisty unnattractive independant womyn Tetra revealed as lovely feminine princess Zelda

this game is a subtle redpill

Parallel dimension still created by the goddesses and accessible through the warp created by the gost ship.

It's a dream world like Link's awakening, even the Wind Fish is in it

TP is slightly better than WW. SS is just unforgivable though.

How was Hyrule King alive for all those years? It's not like he had triforce power, or was frozen in time or anything like that. This old dude just refused to die.

Medli is probably really light, birds have hollow bones and stuff.

He's clearly a spirit

It was in Jap version Four Swords Adventure. We didn't get it because it involved a lot of spoken dialog and involved reading the players names out loud (easy to pull of with the Japanese language, but a nightmare for English)

It starts off with him going to uncharted oceans but I think they inadvertently travel to a parallel universe when they climb into the ghost ship.

None of you pussies would even think about going on this ocean

Old men generally cant teleport and turn into ships either user. He has magic powers for some reason.

Ok thanks. I haven't played it since it came out, so I don't remember much except getting stuck as fuck at the stamp puzzle like a retard

we're talking about the kid that saw an angry god prancing about at the center of a tornado and decided to assert his dominance by shooting him with arrows, the madhylian

At the end of the game, Tetra's pirate crew tells Link and Tetra that they were just on the Ghost Ship for a few minutes the entire time.

If you think about it, it feels kinda cheap that the way he ruined Ganondorf's plans was simply because he could pop in and call dibs on the Triforce first.

Yeah but he still has the hourglass on him so it wasnt a dream, or at least not entirely. It was a parallel universe with different time or something along those lines.

Oh right, forgot that.
And also, Linebeck actually existed and has his grandson Linebeck III in Spirit Tracks

And then best pirate Linebeck sails away in foreign waters

>Gramps
He made it just fine.

>assembles triforce of courage by sailing around
Wow, must be tough.

>only Link to actually succeed in eliminating Ganon for good
>helped found an entire new kingdom of Hyrule that advanced in tech level to early-industrial standards within 100 years

Hero of Winds put in real work to fix OoT Zelda's fuck up.

>only Link to actually succeed in eliminating Ganon for good
Yeah, until he decides to come back.

You're not playing as Tetra, and you're not even looking for treasure. It's a stamp rally. You're going around to your fellow pirates scattered around the island and collecting stamps from them.

I feel like Master Sword embedded in his skull at the bottom of an ocean sealed away by a Triforce wish is fairly foolproof.

Unless the ocean eventually dries up and a new Link decides to go yank out the Master Sword they found in the ground one day...

>not even the real hero reincarnation
>kicks all kinds of ass anyway

is he not though? where does it get stated otherwise?

The King of Red Lions says something like he's not related to the Hero of tIme. But Ganondorf later calls him the hero of time reborn.

The talking boat says so in his conversation with jabun
He's just some kid

fucker is literally trapped with the master sword stuck in his head, all the way at the bottom of the ocean

he's done in this timeline

No. The King was looking for a bloodline descendant of the Hero of Time, and that's not how it works. Wind Waker Link is still very much a reincarnation, and the fact that the Master Sword chose him proves it.

Ganondorf was pretty sure he was a reincarnation.
And being able to just grab the Master Sword probably does too.

Speaking of which, why did OoT Link get flung 7 years in the future so he would be worthy of the Master Sword, but WW Link can take it as a goofy kid just fine?

Plot device.
I heard a theory about Fi not seeing a child as worthy when OoT Link came along. After all the shit that happens afterward, she has no problem when another child in WW Link comes along to pull the sword again.
Although that wouldn't explain why Fi would let LttP Link pull the sword when he's not as old as her original Master was either, considering the last youngster she let pull the sword went and got himself offed.

She was probably going through some silly phase where she thought ss was wrong

Wheres botw in the time line

at the bottom

...

LttP is much later in the timeline, so yes it would explain it.

WW Link also took countless punches to the faces, sailed an entire sea with just a sailboat, bombed entire fleets with only one cannon and owns a bitchin' oasis with dead people hidden underneath and made the fairy queen's panties wet just by visiting her. He even terraformed two islands.

He was so based, they had to push him on the DS so the other Links would have a chance. Spirit Tracks is only second to BotW.

pretty sure it was because OoT link spent his entire life in a forest full of kids, whereas WW link was at least somewhat accustomed to the outside world. And WW link had to restore Fi, didnt he? In which case, by the time he restored her, and she realized it, he already had used her, so denying him would be stupid at that point.

At the very end. It combines the three timelines into one, which is why there are allusions to adult/childhood/failure timelines are why everything is especially fucked up.

This game has good actuality qts

>combines timelines
proofs?

Fucking autocorrect. Quality

No, Ganon is fucked in that timeline. The king of red lions wished for everything related to hyrule to go away.

Don't really have anything solid, Nintendo doesn't seem to give a fuck about the timeline anymore. Its just a theory I have.

A GAME THEORY

this actually got me.

>Spirit tracks
>Amazing game

Now. I OWN spirit tracks and I have played it a couple times.

And i KNOW thats bullshit.

>Nintendo doesn't seem to give a fuck about the timeline anymore
BECAUSE ZELDA TIMELINE IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

Nintendo only released an official one to make some nerds happy and maybe cash a little on it

But Zelda games don't fit into a timeline. It's just the same story over and over (saving a princess and her kingdom from an ancient evil) with a few changes here and there.

There isnt a timeine. theres a bunch.

every time link went back and forth in time during OoT a new one was formed. Most of them doomed due to his disappearance that he didnt come back from. Not to mention the timeline split that happened, which forced the triforce pieces into link, zelda, and ganondorf and made the TP, WW, and 1/2/3 timelines that we've played through

It's amazing compared Phantom Hourglass.

Several games are linked whether you like it or not. Like Ocarina of Time and Wind Waker.

This really terrified me as a kid. Really cemented in my fear of open water.

fucking

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>doesn't fight back
>doesn't even rotate to look at you
>literally just a big target for ridiculous boomerang

oooohhhhhh nooooooooooo