Another Zelda thread

Did Link smash that ass at end?

Will he ever do it?

>yet another japanese game ends with no way fag
why are they so afraid of romance?

The next game will be a sequel. Zelda dies after giving birth to twins and Link grows a beard.

I think it's pretty much implied, honestly

How was it implied?

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I've always imagined Link as a good father.

Well at the very least he's an excellent cook and an overall decent, upright guy. He could keep his kids safe and nourished. Don't know how good it'd be at well... any form of talking to his kids

Link had been smashing it for months before the Calamity, you're goddamn right he made up for lost time once they were reunited.
It's not even Link's choice. Zelda is so incredibly thirsty and he's so obedient that there's no way it wasn't happening every hour or so while they were travelling together.

Something like the new God of War would be interesting. Having your kids as support.

>link
>hetero
Naw he's adventure sexual

>try tongue but hole

I wish we could see that.

Jokes aside. Link looks really cute as girl.

So if the castle was totally destroyed, there's no other option for Zelda but start living on Link's house until they rebuild the castle, right? ... right?

>suddenly thinking of how a Zelda SoL would go

>Hey Link, have you seen my tampons?
>Zelda comes out of her room
>red-faced Link suddenly turns blue and faints
>Zelda goes ?, then realizes how she looks with hair curlers in

> "daddy never talk to us, are we a mistake?"

NOW can link smash it?

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No, Link was banging Mipha before the Calamity

No, and he never will. Link is canonically gay. He probably sucked Sidon's double shark dicks, though.

Link has always been and will always be a homosexual. He wouldn't touch a roastie with a ten foot pole.

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>Link is canonically gay.
projecting much? Link is clearly straight and all Zelda games are a testament of his pussy slaying ways , all the bitches want that courageous dick inside them and Link is more than happy to provide it.

Nope, Link is a fag. This game finally gave him a boyfriend, though.

Link is too busy thinking about his fiance before she was killed and how they're together now in spirit.

It's canon btw.

You posted the wrong fish. This is the one he marries, canonically.

He does in Zelda II.

He also smashes the pussies of the health-restoring women in the various towns.

Good taste. I'm glad Link finally has a romantic interest, after all these years.

homosexuals are the worst kind of animals

This. Link has always been obviously gay.

>Zelda wearing voe armor

Is Link getting naked boob action there

At the end of the game they're travelling together again, and Zelda's primary romantic rivals have been effectively removed as one is dead and the other decided that she was fine with Link and Zelda being together.

I'd say it's almost Skyward Sword level where there's a 99% chance they bang but it's not shown.

Only gays are qualified to be called humans, frankly. Straight guys are swine.

It wasn't. Just some dumb cuck's headcanon. The official canon is that Link has no romantic interest and he's adventuresexual. The community's agreed upon canon is that Link is a cumdump for shark cocks. Either way he's not with Zelda and probably not straight.

Homemaker DLC when

No, he never will. Link is for shark dick.

Given that Hyrule Historia states they founded the Royal Family of Hyrule I'm inclined to believe it.

Also states OoT Link had at least one kid so that TP Link could be his descendant

I need more dress up zelink

These.

Even Zelda knows it's true.

>It's a gay people ruin everything even though they have their own god damn thread going right now thread

their posts are the only good ones here desu. yaoi is better than hetshit.

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This is a thread about a game with a gay protagonist. If anything you're the one trying to ruin things that other people are enjoying.

Sure thing scum.

Best Nintendo couple.

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Mipha knew Zelda loved Link, she gave up before the end

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Gay people truly are the cancer of the world.

They're the chemo. People like you are the cancer.

They're the purest.

Poor anus link

Why don't gays go for someone who will actually return their feelings?

Sidon believes in him, his butt can take it.

Fuck you

>people
It's just one faggot spamming his shit

Mipha was just talking about herself. Nothing indicated that Zelda loved Link.

Mipha saw Link staring at Zelda, she knew.

>ctrl+f
>no brap posting
what happened

No, pretty sure Link's always been a fag.

Kass' song totally confirms that Zelda loves Link, though.

Keep telling yourself that faggot maybe one day people will "accept" you and your filthy kind.

>Only gays are qualified to be called humans

Gays are inherently non-human, so your logic is invalid, just like your desire to be normal.

Homos came in the thread and as always ruined everything just like furries.

>You'll never cuck some faggot poet so hard he writes a song about you banging his love interest

SS Link is with Peatrice.

So I just finished my 4th dungeon today. I still need to get all of the memories, and get 2 towers. But I was originally planning on doing all 120 shrines before I do Ganon so I can get the Hero's Tunic, should I do them all?

How did Kass' master know about Zelda's love for Link? when she defended him against the guardians it was just the two of them.

Sure, the tunic is pretty nice other than the pants, I just wear the hylian pants with it

Do Ganon once you have all of the memories but before doing the shrines so that there'll be at least some semblance of challenge.

If you do everything in the game before fighting Ganon, it's like going into the final boss of a JRPG after doing all of the sidequests and postgame content at Lv. 99 with maxed gear and stats.

They're just silly coincidental songs, that's all.

I'm glad you never get to reproduce

Kass says he was passing by trying to get to Kakariko.

Just because he wasn't in the memory doesn't mean he didn't see it, There were clearly other people on that battlefield since two sheikah run up to them

They seem a little too accurate for my taste

Also he was butthurt because he was trying to woo Zelda himself and she only gave a shit about Link.

Didn't Kass outright say that Zelda's powers finally activated because of her love for Link and her devastation at seeing Link fall?

So the only question is if Link returns those feelings which, since it's Japan, probably means no.

Isn't it already supposed to be easy in the first place? My dad isn't very good at video games, and he said it was very easy, and he barely upgraded his gear too.

>shitty cultural issues so bad the birthrate has plummeted
>why do so many Japanese games/movies/stories end in nowayfag

Appeal to realism.


>this image, his T-shirt

Gonna need a warranty replacement on those sides I just lost, bub.


>captcha: select all images with a trumpet
>only three images have instruments at all, one being a bassoon, one being a saxophone, and the last being a small collection of French Honhonhorns

This right here. Link has no time for girls or guys; he's off to his next adventure.

He reattached the old ball and chain in the ending though

>only art of BOTW Link in Zora armor is waifu/husbando art
just draw him by himself for fuck's sake
dick out, if necessary, but just on his own

Gays are still hetero deep down, but they're afraid of being hurt again by the opposite sex.

Too busy wrecking that fishpussy

Their head-strong honor-bound culture leads to self-aggrandizing behavior about not being good enough and embarrassing themselves, which ultimately makes way for people to be indecisive and afraid of risk.

What did he mean by this?

Mipha is dead

Currently attempting to get to Calamity Ganon with basic armor, the Master Sword, 12 hearts, and two of the four divine beasts taken back. Also got no Ancient arrows. So far I think I'm doing alright. Wish I grabbed the stealth clothes but I'm too far in to go back.

Link was Zelda's bitch before the game started and in the end went right back too it, there's something he likes more than adventure

It's the same reason why Link doesn't talk, they gave many romantic routes to Link because it leaves to the player choose its favorite with an open end as fuck. So as a half self insert game they can't giving us a defined personality of Link besides the hero side and his love for meat. Still Zelda should be his more logical endgame.

Mipha is a sushi

Link should have stayed and protected Riju forever and ever.

Then Buliara would be out of a job

i fucking hate you people.

why can't you just behave like normal and not play le funny sexual appetitive act.

Soon.

Oh yeah

Anyone disappointed by Ganons castle and final boss

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Hyrule Castle is fucking great