This just arrived in the mail. What could it be?

This just arrived in the mail. What could it be?

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Solid Snake

Looks kind of valuable.

Why would you buy that.

THATS THE FUCKING SONIC TOTEM

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Helium tank and CPAP mask?

what does it smell like inside the box?

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Y tho

YO

Put me in the screenshot

Bullshit.

why

its literally two open boxed badly taped together... you need to give us CWC's address so we can send you manly man stuff

user STOP

Please tell me you at least are filthy rich so that the 1.5k was pocket change to you. Please.

put me in the screencap fampai
jonathan and joseph are fags

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN??

2fast

user. WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE

No fuckin way

put it on your porch

I like where this is going

>buying something cursed
HOLY SHIT user BURN IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

Timestamp that shit with your own paper first

oh no

Go to bed Vien!

Hotglue when

oh wow it's fucking huge

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>burn it
I don't think that would work.

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N-NANI?!

claim it was damaged in shipping
>it looks like it is
then fill it with bees and return it.

Seconding this. Do it, send him the pics.

I refuse to believe the post office would accept two boxes taped together for delivery.

no fuckin way

For what reason?

Careful, man. Hoarders' homes are often infested with german cockroaches

>$1500

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Go to bed Vien!

>size: big

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Oh god

what is wrong with you

VERY cool

No way....

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user please I'm begging you
carve a hole in the bottom and stick a fleshlight in it

Post Certificate of Authenticity

How does he get away with it?

>people actually buying his shit

I dont get it

He hand drew that certificate and signed it "Christine"

>1.5 K

stop encouraging his autism by giving him money

How much did this shit go for

Time to kill yourself, Nickelodeon.

sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonic_Totem
>On 21 April, the Totem buyer left positive feedback, concluding the sale and presumably releasing the money to Chris.

The Sonic Totem finally arrived safely, despite being sent in two boxes scotch taped together with trash used as packing material.

One thousand and five hundred Americlap BurgerDollars.

no

now why would you do that

FUCKING HELL OP

YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN

I can only wonder how much mold is inside

YAMERO
hotglue when?

WEW

What does it smell like?

oh NO

okay but why

But WHYYYY

What the fuck user.

>arms aren't blue

OP, what are you trying to pull here?

My god...

You actually did it.

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it's happening

And it screams, "kill me NOW!"

That's fucking terrifying

The madman did it!

YAMEROOOOOOOOO

Show us the trash.

>Size: Big

break the cask!

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Paint the arms blue and mail it back.

I mean, it's funny to own a piece of autism, but do you realize you're enabling him? You have $1500 real American dollars for something an autistic person made years ago with paper mache.

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Thank you op you made my night. I'm also kinda glad that Chris got the money, shit seems sorta grim for him and his mom.

>you right now

It's beautiful

jesus fucking christ I don't even know how to react

I hope you preserve that piece of human history for as long as possible you glorious mother fucker

a great evil has awakened

what a magestic pice of art

Bob died for this.

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You can just deduct it as charity.

he spent it on a gold necklace and skylanders toys immediately

What we have witnessed here is history.