Someone redpill me on why this is the case again? Every thread saying something negative is immediately labeled "flame bait" and zerg rushed by neo gaf shills.
All I wanna do is talk about how the character models are shit, but apparently that's too controversial here.
You can criticize it, you just need good points.
If you complain about the graphics, story, gameplay, or world, you're going to get shit on because pretty much anyone who played the game knows those things are great.
So what about the characters are bad?
It's a PlayStation exclusive, and thus excellent console war ammo. There are people here who lose their fucking minds over console exclusivity.
the story is sjw fodder. fuck off, retard.
the gameplay is boring and tedious. the world is empty. the graphics are obviously good but the art style is insipid and the character models firmly in the uncanny valley.
it's a game that fails to distinguish itself wholly, like every "AAA" console exclusive shoved down our throats by massive marketing budgets.
pretending there is no valid criticism of this game is a stretch of faggot proportions.
So you haven't played it. cool.
And if you did, and the biggest thing you got from the story was some sjw opinions on stuff, you've got some real issues.
I talk shit about this game every fucking day whenever a post tries to glorify this pile of garbage
Accept the fact OP.you're just a pussy
>Sup Forums cries about every major release, from Horizon to Zelda to Andromeda
>they all sell well and will get sequels
>Except Nier since it's a shit game
why are you lying? stop pretending the game is a glorified shilling machine for climate change and feminism.
i like how i'm supposed to ignore politics shoved down my throat when it's opinions you agree with, but reverse the situation and suddenly it's not cool.
look at how defensive you get out of the gate. UH NO ITS NOT SJW YOURE SJW BUT EVEN IF IT IS SJW YOU SHOULD LIKE IT
ok.
Horizon sold worse than all of those games except Nier LOL
The Witcher 3, even though it's as deep as your average Ubisoft open world game.
Shit game for shit people on a shit console.
You only have to watch a stream to know this game is ugly as sin and boring as fuck. Why else do you think 59 million PS4 owners didn't touch it?
You mean the NPD numbers? That was US only and without counting digital for Horizon.
Just let it go user. These games (Andromeda, BOtw and Horizon) with huge marketing behind them are all successes, while you're here bitching on a Friday night to no avail.
Emulating what hundreds of other AAA games have already done doesn't make a game "good".
Nothing about it's story is good. It's literally teenager leaves because muh freedom of choice story. The game devs are clearly sjw faggots. Story writer being one of the biggest of them
The graphics is actually good.
Gameplay is shitty. It's bland. Just because you can turn while riding youe horse doesn't make gameplay good.
It doesn't have a world. Do you even know what having a world in games means? The elder scrolls games had worlds, zelda games had worlds. This is just a map with go here to find this or do this.
either that or botw
>complaining about not being able to criticize a game
>on Sup Forums
I love how these pussy bitch threads which never amount to nothing more than some faggot not being able to deal with a single user not agreeing with his shitty opinions always have people bashing the game in OP like every single other game on Sup Forums ever
____ goes in all fields
Quit trying to fudge the numbers. Sick of this shit. The only """"evidence"""" HZD sold well were unsubstantiated numbers Sony reported based on what they shipped, not what sold.
>inb4 more jewish math
don't care in advance
The story is boring aside from the reveal of what HZD is. Everything aside from that is boring as fuck. I don't care about Avad or what his kingdom does.
>being this mad
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Why do you care how many copies it sold? Both HZD and Nier were successful and they both are gonna get sequels
Nier wont, it's shit.
Why are Zeldacucks so mad, bros?
They seem so jealous that were enjoying an actually successful vidya as opposed to an open world meme flop that will be remembered as the vidya equivalent of Guardians of the Galaxy: shit and reddit mainstream shit.
>fighting for scraps
thats cute, keep fighting eachother while i sell another 20 million copies this year alone
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Not Failda: Bitch of the Weedwhackers. Fuck that shit.
>Nier won't
You must be a fucking moron. Taro game consistently sold at 100k and SE still gives him budget to make games. You think a game where it already sold 1 million isn't getting a sequel?
>sold
Shipped.
How old are you that you are this easily triggered and have to resort to petty lies to defend a mediocre game?
Horizonbros rejoice: we have successfully butthurted the Zeldaqueers and their baby children's cartoon.
you first. you posted a "game we're not allowed to like" on Sup Forums
anyone who fucking tries is labeled a shill and/or an SJW
>redpill
get the fuck out Sup Forums
sony shill force is everywhere on Sup Forums. they do the following:
>call you a nintendo or microsoft shill or pcfag for criticizing sony, constantly go into threads about nintendo or microsoft to complain about shilling when the same complaints arent nearly as common in sony threads
>shill their shitty exclusives are good for about a month (gravity rush 2, hzd) and then stop posting about them after about a month
>constantly post flamewar bait so they can post their "greatness awaits" charts and epic wojaks
sony fans (sorry, viral marketers) are ruining Sup Forums in the same way that sony ruined video games and should be banned.
>Zelda didnt even sell enough to pay for its Superbowl ad they wasted all that money on
Meanwhile Zelda rehash #3946 is free of criticism and anyone who dislikes it is a Sony fanboy.
Thank Based Jim for knocking Nintenbros down a peg.
What is your point moron?
On steam alone according to steamspy, it already sold 250k which is more than what his older games did by 2.5 times. On a single platform.
>Hurr durr it didn't technically sold a million, it just shipped a million
>That means it won't get a sequel
How triggered are you that Nier is going to 100% get a sequel?
Is this actual sony brony shit or just falseflagging?
I know sonygroids are the worst group in vidya, but they are generally just terrible, not THIS terrible.
As of 2017, this is one of my favorite Sup Forums images. You can just feel the amount of salt Zeldacucks feel from seeing their baby game flop to a literally who game from a literally who studio.
Face it: that 'tendo's going bankrupt soon if they keep this up, picking fights with actual vidya with adult aesthetics.
Stay mad 'tendie. BING BING WAHOO!
You are a habitual liar who tried to pass off shipped as sold. Don't expect your words to have any meaning.
nah
Sorry we just can't get enough of the tears of blind fanboys of a flop baby game like Nig of the Shit.
>cherry picking
Typical dronie
>enter thread
>it's people comparing sales numbers
Haha fuck this nice try OP
>this is considered one of the most complex and nostalgic puzzles in Zelda history
I gave that metric as a gauge to show how nier sales and demand far exceeds all his older games moron. If I knew how much it triggered you, I would have just quoted steamspy instead.
>cherry picking
>Horizon: Zero Sales
deserved tbqh
Repeatedly denying something won't make it false. Maybe calm down and stop hyperventilating for a moment?
>9 years in development
post things that trigger horizon kun
>>enter thread
>>it's Horizonbros curbstomping Shitendo cucks and their shitty baby game: Flop of the Shit
Hah.
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>Must pay real life currency to charge it faster
I have to say the Horizon shilling is eerily similar to the Hillary shilling during the election. Maybe it's the same group of people?
Horizon is honest to goodness the only video game I'm jelly about not being able to play as a PC retard.
Jesus fuck that's awful. Was this """"""""""""""""""game"""""""""""""""""" even tested?
Meanwhile in Piss of the Cuck you play as a literal tranny.
>Zelda is an open worl
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lol get this shit outa here
Aside from the gameplay you are not missing out on much. PC has nicer graphics
Bitch of the Weak is like a restaurant that doesn't allow you to try any of its food unless you give them a chunk of your flesh. Fuck this game, why do people like it?
Well shitskins do seem to like Hillary, and there are a lot of shitskin PS4 owners.
Probably coincidence, but there is no telling with nyggers.
>This is considered the most innovative and challenging combat system in the Zelda series
any games that "compete" like overtrash/stillborn and breath of the dying company/horshitzon
>NeoGAF mods encouraged users to raid Sup Forums
>NeoGAF has been sending guys here to become mods
>mods are using Sony Copyright bans to shut down discussion
>Horizon marketers are allowed as much space as they want
I wonder what happened?
Why shouldn't Sup Forums be nuked again?
loving
every
laugh
>tfw you have to make up shit so Horizon can even contend against BotW
yikes
how about you take your Horizon: Zero Hype threads to where they belong, horizon kun?
>See that mountain?
>You can't climb it
WhATt in THef Fuck are y OUTALking AaboUT FagGGOT?
>botw rewards explor-
So may I ask: How does this shitty game even have fans anymore when it's proven to be this shitty?
Zelda dronie detected
It's real
Sonyroaches are in full autismo mode
Why is the gameplay boring and tedious? Why is the art style insipid? What do you mean by these vague terms? Elaborate on your points please
thats a sexy hit box bro
Are you one of those Donald Trump guys who convinces himself everyone is lying to you so you don't feel as retarded?
they are both absolute dogshit
kill yourselves
Wasn't it the opposite? I remember people saying the NPD numbers were more accurate because they DID include digital, where instead VGchartz (where HZD is usually on top) included only physical
>Literally a dozen threads during release week comparing this pushover to Manus and Ludwig
I quit playing breath of the wild and my switch about 50 hours in.
The 4 major dungeons are something like 20 minutes long and are all the same thing.
The exploration gets pretty repetitive after your 200th korok and your 10th "you've already proven yourself worthy" shrine.
It's a good game but as Zelda title, it's kinda lackluster in the lategame. I highly recommend anyone picking it up in the future to just speed run it as hard and as fast as you can to get the most fun out of it.
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""open""""""""""""""""""""(paid DLC)"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""world""""""""""(invisible wall filled shittest)""""""""""""""""""""""""video""""""""""""""(cartoony graphics for babies)"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""game"""""""""""""""(outsold by a new IP)"""""""""""""""""""
It's hard getting used to fighting these fucks as they 1 hit you for a long time.
But they are one of 3 hard enemies/bosses in the entire game. Harder than Ganons.
Man all the copypasta's out and about.
Why does Zelda upset Sonyroaches like this?
No shill here. Among all the games released in Q1 2017 my ranking goes.
P5 > Nier > Y0 > Nioh > HZD
HZD is dead last. It is not a bad game but it is not a great game either. I never played Zelda but from the streams that I have watched, I think I will enjoy Zelda more.
Why did you even type that post when you could have just looked up the NPD articles and saw for yourself which games included digital? Are you trying to simulate a real life conversation or something?
This thread is all me, just in case anyone was wondering.
>comparing the children's cartoon that is Zelda to the adult aesthetic of Horizon
No.
lets take use of this shit thread to remember not to believe anything you see at first sight Sup Forums!
>86 posts
>33 posters
You might as well be correct about this.
Can you get a trip
Nice work
But OP is right, you CAN'T criticize Horizon on Sup Forums, if you post images/webms you get banned for copyright violation, if you try and discuss merits you get 50 million Zelda webms and "muh 2.4m units shipped!" shitposting.
I just asked a fucking question
>you get banned for copyright violation
I'm gonna need an admin to strait up comment on this one because that's some ridiculous ass bullshit.
>If you complain about the graphics, story, gameplay, or world, you're going to get shit on because pretty much anyone who played the game knows those things are great.
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>Nintendo fans before BoTW: Self aware neckbeards who just enjoyed their children's games
>Nintendo fans after BoTW: insufferable cunts
Same thing happened with Nier's fanbase. Hubris at its finest.
See Admins were banning people left and right during the early streaming of Horizon when they posted images.
Well, that's pretty fucked
You're both probably going to die virgins