Sonic Totem General

Ight boys, whip out your OC

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Chris Chan is the biggest lolcow of all time and has an international following. Stuff associated with him is valuable due to his fame. Get over it.

Anyone making a video of the thread?

>plus limited time bonuses
WHERES OP

try a different time of day when amerifats are up and kicking

>1500 dollars for 600 (You)s
That's about 2.5 dollars for each (You)
Worth it?

plus all of the threads made in the future, and the eternity of Sup Forums fame

>no "include me in the sceencap" post
Nice

>$1500

>Spending $1.5k
But why? You could've bought a 17 year old girl's virginity with that money

couldve bought 2 PS3s for that

He can get triple the worth out of it if he decides the create another threadand smash the thing to pieces.

how many (you)'s did op get?

This is sad, like really sad.

you tried

Got a link to the archived thread?

I can hear the drums from Jumanji just by looking at this thing.

>spent as much on that thing as I did building my PC

sure

I dunno, but here's 2.5 dollars on the house

I dont see any OC.

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OP! You magnificent faggot

Thank you, user.

WHERE IS THE ARCHIVE OF THIS THREAD

>you could be replying to the person that has the cursed sonic totem in the near future and you would never know about it

>666 KB

>666 KB

IT'S LOOKING AT ME

answer us

why

the universe cries at you
but we look on and smile

>666 KB

neat

GLORIOUS

light it on fire

I feel genuinely spooked

hopy shit

IT'S CURSED NIGGA
IT'S GONNA LIGHT THE HOUSE ON FIRE AND NOTHING WILL REMAIN BUT IT

>the totem is what actually caused the fire in chris' house

the totem killed bob and it's going to get OP next

>$1,500 Dollarydoos

HOLY SHIT

YOU IDIOT

IT WAS A PLOY TO USE YOU AS A VESSEL

YOU MUST THROUGH IT INTO THE DEAD SEA

that shit is bad juju
i wouldn't look directly at it for more than 3 seconds at a time, lest you catch chris' deadly hex

Those lips are begging for a good cock in between them, OP.
You know what to do.

Take it to a psychic and see if she can sense any evil energy around it OP

You already spent 1,500 bucks on it
Go the extra mile

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>Chris' father threw the totem away
>it found its way back inside the house
>only days later, Chris' father.. well.. y'know

CRACK IT OPEN

H-how bad does it smell? haha

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paint its arms blue and take a picture

Looking more closely at it, there's no doubt that it's the creation of a fevered mind.

That's the intended purpose

(You) are always worth it in my eyes baby

The day Sup Forums became the best board on Sup Forums

PLEASE do this.

Bonus for tweeting it at him with screen shots.

this forsaken thing is already thrice-cursed by god YHVHself, are you trying to anger it?

JUST TAKE IT, TAKE MY (You). TAKE ALL OF IT,

YOU PAID $1500 FOR THIS (You) GENERATOR NOW TAKE IT

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you're asking OP to die

You should sell (or even just pretend to) 3D printed copies of it. Chris will freak out if he finds out you're making exponentially more money from it than he did.

>You wake up at 3am to the sound of incessant scratching down the hall
>The front door is hanging open
>You investigate outside but find nothing
>You turn to go back to bed
>In the crack of the front door stands The Totem

>Bonus for calling Chris Chan and saying the item was damaged and asking for a refund

Put a MAGA hat on it.

Chris HATES Pmurt

too late, hes appeared

THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS

THE TOTEM WAS $1500? WHAT THE FUCK

Don't paint the arms, doing so would be like that infamous Jesus painting botch.

Chris even said he doesn't give a shit anymore about blue arms so there's no point, you'd just be spoiling it.

You better not live in Virginia, sonic totem faggot

holy shit please
PLEASE DO IT

>a video of the thread
greetings reddit

How much insight do you get from crushing the totem?

>$1500 USD (plus shipping)

SCP-1500

I can't stop laughing at Chris trying to imitate a woman's voice here
youtube.com/watch?v=XnOyhlA84dQ

is TotemBro based or a degenerate?

and record the phone call

based. he is not buying the totem for meme evil deeds but to seal it's power

>1500
>not free shipping
Christian Westein Chandlerberg

See, this is a good idea because it wouldn't ruin the totem and it would piss Chris off tenfold.

this thing genuinely disturbs me

>plus $37 shipping

HAHAHHAHA

>Someone actually bought the totem

>Virginia
I feel ashamed for living the state with chris-chan
T. Virginia user

Enabling Chris is the worst thing you can do and the money is just staving off the inevitable, but having silly threads about the totem is kind of cool.

Both

does it smell?

If curses exist, this thing definitely carries one. That user should get rid of it before it's too late.

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The end is nigh...

Holy fuck I'm dying

haha

Wait is this legit?

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user

IT IS HAPPENING

CHRIS SHALL SOON IMPREGNATE HIMSELF AND BIRTH HIS DAUGHTER

WHEN HE SHEDS THE FORM OF HIS SISTER AND RETURNS TO BROTHER FROM HE WILL IMPREGNATE HER

HIS SEED SHALL TAINT HIS DAUGHTER BORN OF HIS SISTER AND BIRTH SONICHU

SHE WILL BIRTH SONICHU

SHE WILL BIRTH THE GOD