Still no games for this thing

>Still no games for this thing

Did I fuck up?

>no metroid
>no monster hunter
>no animal crossing

But you can milk cows!

At least you have Zel-

it's kind of a win/lose

on one hand you get to play Nintendo's new shit and a new Bomberman
on the other hand you get experience this on another ass backwards console because Nintendo always tries to be different. That's always been their thing though, so i'm not really complaining more just stating the facts

>buying any console as soon as it comes out
Of course you fucked up

Well, it's been out for a month and a half, you can't complain about the lack of games dummy.

>Playing a version based off stolen code.
Yeah, no rather support the devs

You know what the switch really needs!
A DVR, and cable service, with voice controls to replace the need for a remote, and all of these features should be constantly on and using up almost half of the processing power.

I bet you wouldn't call it a backwards ass console after that.

Yeah I agree, it would've been better if no games released for the first 6 months.

Puyo Puyo Tetris is also next week, if you're into that. Also MK8:Deluxe if you either didn't play MK8 or want to play Battle Mode.

>"""still""" no games

They told you exactly what you could expect before the thing was out. Zelda at launch, Mario at the end of the year, with Arms, ports and indies in between and some announcements at E3.

If you expected ANYTHING more then yes, you did fuck up.

you seem to be implying that I'm on the side of the other consoles

i'm not really rooting for them either, all of these guys try to offer something similar but with their own shitty tasting frosting on top, dickriding is pointless when you're poor, i don't care about these conglomerate shits

There's tons of shit on the eshop. Plus Mario Kart is out on the 28th.

As for the eshop:
Snipperclips
Blaster Master Zero
Kamiko
Snake Pass (multiplat but belongs on Nintendo)
Voez

Definitive versions of I Am Setsuna and Shovel Knight.

Wonder Boy remake just came out too

>definitive versions

Go on

No really, Shovel Knight is perfect on the Switch in portably mode. Playing on other screens just looks fucking weird.

Yeah, maybe if Cemu could actually emulate BoTW properly. Right now, it's shit, and anyone who says otherwise is a lying shitter.

Can Cemu interact with amiibos? I legitimately don't know. If it can't, then you'll be missing out on unique clothing and weaponry in the game

why did he make himself white?

Buying a console doesn't cause you to fuck up.
Not buying a console doesn't cause you to fuck up.

Posting on Sup Forums was where you fucked up.

I have learned you get more invites and friend request.

Because he has a white name.

No, you can't use Amiibos yet. They say it's "unfinished", which means it will probably stay that way.

qqquestion, our play activity can be seen thru the upper left icon, right? when does it actually update? I have Zelda, Voez and KoF 98. Only Zelda updates in time like
>165 or more hours played
The others are especially worrying because they say first played 2 days ago when I've had them for like 5 days or so and hasn't updated since. The time and date on the settings are correct so this leads me to believe our play activity hours may actually be more than what is being shown

What a fucking joke. The people who champion emulators are deluded beyond belief.

Depends if you've been disconnected from wi-fi while playing. It takes the system a little while to readjust the hours played after reconnecting to the internet after offline play sessions

*Voez and KoF98 never show how many hours I've played

I am Setsuna on Switch has an exclusive arena battle mode, plus portability if you want to count that.

Releasing any game next to Zelda would be really fucking dumb, so even though it sucks I can understand it.

>excited as fuck about Switch
>buy Switch
>play the FUCK out of Zelda
>loving it
>Zelda gets finally old
>think about what to play next
>...

Did... Did I just pay $360 plust tax for one video game?

Ah, thanks. I've turned them off to postpone Zelda patches. So thats why.

This.
I have zero sympathy for anyone who bought the system. I'm sure we'll see more interesting releases announced, but for now, this is it.

I wouldn't be surprised if they eventually added an artificial amibo kind of thing. Wouldn't be very difficult. Physical ones would be out of the question of course

Kamiko is pretty rad

I also got done with Zelda recently, but over the past week I got Snipperclips to play with a friend who came over a couple days, Snake Pass for the interesting concept, I am Setsuna for the Chrono Trigger vibes and Super Bomberman R which got a great patch just yesterday. There is some quite decent stuff already, I'm also interested in Wonder Boy and I'd get Mario Kart 8 if I hadn't already played it a lot on Wii U.

I did, about 120 hours. So about $3 per hour? Pretty good value. And thats just in the first month, what about 3 years?

Pretty much spot on. Don't see why anyone should bother with that emulator. Just get a fucking WiiU/Switch.

You plan to play nothing but Zelda for 3 years? Typical Nintenbro. Always getting the most out of their dollar.

For like 50 bucks you can get 4+ solid eshop titles if you had taste

wow, makes sense

When will they put it a cheaper/more powerful version that didn't come with the useless screen?

>You plan to play nothing but Zelda for 3 years?

Well I could but i'm sure that they'll release another game somewhere in those 3 years.

Give them a year.

How long is the game?

>bought a switch last monday
>not even half way through zelda
>mario kart is out in 6 days.
>didnt have to wait 1 month like everyone else who bought it at launch.

>just getting a fucking wiiu/switch
Shilling is strong

Hows this?

just play something else until mario cart and arms come out, you do have another console or a pc right?
the spacing between nintendos games this year isnt even bad, its just the first hurdle seems bigger because it just has 2 full priced games so far.
in 6 weeks we will be getting 3 decent games, then another hurdle till splatoon and so on.

>i'm sure
Why are you so sure?

Not him, but you lie. What are you gonna get? NeoGeos?

>rather support terrible business practices

Cool man

>gtx 1070
>can't sustain 10 fps with minimal settings
enjoy your 1 fps 4k zelda

Get a job

>tfw I have a PC capable of playing BotW at 4k 120 FPS when it's stable enough
why would i ever buy a switch?

For starters

"20 something out of 40"
- Famitsu


Don't let the thirst waste your money. MK8D and ARMS are getting closer and closer

see

Is Nintendo hiring?

>Shovel Knight is perfect on the Switch in portably mode
Yeah, for two hours. Fuck off, shill.

>Mfw people actually bought the Wii U 2.0 and expected it to be different

Nintendo hasn't had a truly great console since the N64 era. Everything that came out after only has like 5 games on the console worth playing each.

can we be done with mario games please

Probably, not that you have the credentials

Because sooner or later, games that aren't BOTW will come out for it?

holding out for dolphin devs to get on wiiu emulation, btfo these cemu patreon shills, while delivering a quality product at no cost to fans.

why am I actually considering buying the gamestop bundle?
500 seems steep, but I want the switch and I would buy the games that come with it anyways

Why two hours?
A portable WiiU is literally what I expected and i'm fucking psyched

What kind of credentials do you need to shill a video game console?

>look guys i can play the downgraded version at a higher framerate
Meanwhile us switchies get the definitive version

Is this most of Sup Forums's first system launch or something? At least the Switch already has a meaty eShop offer and it launched with a killer app on the caliber of Super Mario 64. I'm sure you would've loved being a day-one adopter of recent systems to play such masterpieces as Pilotwings 3D, Knack and Ryse.

There's 70-100 titles to be released by the end of 2017. If there isn't something appealing in that pool of titles, you have a serious problem

>Famitsu
kek

They might not have this in brazil yet. But you can lower brightness on screens. This increases battery life.

You may also like to learn that a game like Shovel Knight will use less battery than BOTW.

So 2 hours is incorrect. Hope you learned something today friend!

a gf

>STOP POINTING OUT GAMES ON SWITCH IM TRYING TO SAY IT HAS NONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Multiplats don't count, toddler.

Depends how much you enjoy arcade-style games. The main game takes maybe an hour to two hours for each character to complete, but there's a strong push to achieve personal bests/compete with leaderboards

The only thing bad about that bundle is the overpriced SD card. If you don't mind paying 20 extra bucks for the SD card and the shipping, there's no reason not to go for it.

>definitive version runs at 20 fps, 720p and no antialiasing
Nintendudes are truly a sight to behold

How much if a faggot must you be to think gamecube wasnt great at its worst?

>look at this massive lineups of games you've already played
Sick eshop

>toddlers have to play with dim lit screen before their brick turns off

Hilarious.

Including the N64

The Wii was leagues better than N64. Just because you didn't bother trying any of the great games on there and just shrugged it off by the shovelware.

>Snipperclips
-utter shit
-short game not worth the price
-can be played alone but that's depressing

>Blaster Master Zero
don't you ever get tired of these pixel shit games?

>Kamiko
ayy lmao. Same as above, but indie shit

>Snake Pass
forgettable tripe. Will be forgotten soon

Voez
>shitty UI
>lazy devs
>not worth the price

>definitive version
900p 25fps
or
720p 30fps
dude c'mooooon

I am Setsuna lasts six hours in portable mode and I'm pretty sure Shovel Knight is even less intensive than that.

Got a single fact to back that up?
No
Well fuck you.
Also I bought a copy of BOTW so what now.
Is that meme magically not supporting the devs even though i bought their game?
I've had nintendo kids tell me it mean i still didnt.
Fuck all you nig nogs

Then use your eyes then. Look up the gameplay. Does it look like uninspired crap? yes!

>There's 70-100 titles to be released by the end of 2017.

How many of those are not multiplats, weebshit, indies, shovelware or ports?

Imagine if there was some way to check information on release dates?

Imagine if, get this, before you bought a console you could search somehow? Maybe a program? and try to find out when game swill be released so you don't buy a console that won't have enough games to satisfy you.

Damn that'd be cool. Too bad nothing like that exists

eShop, not Virtual Console. There's new stuff on it.

Don't bother explaining the link between processing and battery usage
You could say this for any platform

Sorry you have bad eyes grandpa.

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Adding on, to break it down

>Switch console - 300
>BOTW - 60
>BOTW season pass - 20
>Mariokart Port - 60
>128gb SD card - 60 (like I said, this is the only overpriced part of the bundle, you can get one of these for like 30-40 elsewhere)
>300 + 60 + 60 + 20 + 60 = 500

At least this bundle doesn't include 1-2 Switch or Just Dance like the others.

>Not shitposting about the Switch
DELET THIS

But don't forget to turn off sound, wi-fi and play at minimum brightness.

I'm still not done with Zelda, will buy Shovel Knight after that. Then, I don't really know, already played MK8 a lot, don't want to play full price. Next thing I'm looking forward to is Splatoon

>joke
>your head

stable 30 now its had a few patches, still sucks in kokiri forest though.
nice try friend.