Does Sup Forums still like Zero Suit Sammy?

Does Sup Forums still like Zero Suit Sammy?

>loli face samus
fucking hate this shit

I do.

I want want her to stomp on my dick.

Here's one more your speed.

when did samus join vault-tec?

I like fapping to her

I like her, but I'd like a real Metroid game soon. I'll even take a Prime, if it's more Prime than Echoes or Corruption.

Yes. And the Zero Suit should be more of the focus.

i like bunny suit samus

the power suit is sexier

I just recently fapped to her getting tickle tortured all over her body!

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I would tickle her cute bare feet!

post sexy suits

>the power suit is sexier

No, it's actually the contrast between her bulky power suit and erotic zero suit that makes it the sexiest.

Yes I do.

>not high-cut
not sexy

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I will not hesitate to masturbate to her, but no, I do not.

>I will not hesitate to masturbate to her

I bet you can't prove that!

superior version

>a new metroid game comes out
>power suit now has high heels
what would Sup Forums react to this?

MATING PRESS

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Gonna need sauce on that.

where's her femcock?

Well, it DOES look better...

I have chosen what I will masturbate to tonight.

>femcock

Ha! That's pretty gay! Why would you want to look at Samus with a fat cock bulge in her suit?

i would get extremely triggered, not even joking

Samus will always be the OG video game waifu.

Why Samus is Dennis Hopper?

I actually like the armor and suit designs but jesus christ what is that face

If you post more I'll prove it in his stead.

An old person with many scars

because I want her to hold me down and use my body and mouth for pleasure!

>shitty 3D models have more arousing facial movements than real life people

Why do I even bother with real women anymore?

Sure

The power suit looks like some heavy space marine shit, you telling me that shit's gonna turn into a ball?

Good for you Jimmy, now shut the fuck up

A very big ball

don't be shy user I'm sure she'll make you change your mind after you get one taste of her massive cock!

Zero-Suit Samus is the best Samus after Princess Samus

post more samus so I can fap

>Samus walks into your room
>user i see the way you look at pictures of me online
>Even those weird ones where I you know....
>she blushes and becomes flustered
>A-any way I have a surprise for you..
>you watch as she slowly undresses
>you begin to notice something is off though she looks a bit bigger then you remember
>her muscles are huge now
>hmmm she purrs as she rubs her chest
>her voice was much deeper now too
>"Im going to fufill your fantasy user~"
>As she spoke those words a bulge formed in her panties
>It grew bigger and bigger and bigger still
>finally it snapped her panties apart to reveal a big,white,stiff
>declaration of independence
>you morph into nicholas cage
>"the declaration of independence!"
"Why leave my home in search of adventure when my temple is right here?"
"Ouch paper cut"

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