What the fuck were they thinking?

What the fuck were they thinking?

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>Isn't yoga fucking dumb
>omg I know right

Players who liked San Andreas enjoyed small things like being able to go out to the gym and shit

Players wanted a new San Andreas because logically it should be better with new technology

So they implemented the things players liked about San Andreas in the most hamfisted half-heartedly way possible in almost a vindictive manner as if to say "here's what you've been bugging us about for the past decade, here you go faggots, enjoy your shit."

Yeah looking back it really was fucking stupid. These are the kinds of shit "missions" we got instead of cool shit..

GTA used to be fun and smart parody, ugh. For some of the things I loved about V there sure was a lot to hate.

I was the biggest GTA fan too, but man V was a fucking let down.

people had issues with this?

what were they thinking with gta online? i recently reinstalled gtav and jesus fucking christ. i have no hope for rdr2

But yoga is amazing...in RL

Especially when you get to the point where you can suck your own dick

>tfw no heavy involvement of Epsilon and celebrity culture in the main missions
>tfw no alien invasion
>tfw too many non enterable buildings
>tfw the game can feel so alive but when you slow down and look into the poorly detailed/modeled shop windows it kills the vibe

I think it's in part related to what said.
Rockstar are good at what they do, but they've also become really self-conscious about it, and now a lot of what they do feels like a combination of them trying a bit too hard to live up to it while being smugly assured that they're great and that they know best. Might sound weird, but that's the feeling I got from V.

>poorly detailed/modeled shop windows

yeah that was fairly disappointing

If you're a girl. Straight men don't do yoga.

thats the point. Yoga is pointless and stupid. It's called satire, which is the whole theme revolved around the GTA series

>fragile CIS masucilinity

I do yoga with my mom for fap material, and rubbing up on her when I help her stretch.

>tfw four haircuts
>tfw four beard styles
>tfw can't change body at all except for tattoos
>tfw have to walk all around a store to pick out clothes instead of standing in one spot and cycling through lists
>tfw stuff you'd like for one character isn't available to them
>tfw it doesn't matter anyway because as soon as you switch to another character and go back, they'll be wearing one of their basic standard outfits

Oh my.

all of these triggered me but especially the last one

>Sup Forums suddenly hates GTAV.

What happened?

It got popular.

>it wasn't popular when it was released

The most normie game ever. Midnight sale lines were around the fucking block.

Yoga helps your back and is good for your muscles, just do it nerd.

>implying GTA hasnt been one of the most popular vidya franchises for about 15 years now

Shut up m8

>DUDE SATIRE LMAO
What a joke

I loved the light RPG elements in San Andreas, I think that's part of why it's my favorite GTA.

Right pain in the arse having to change Trevor back into the Pussycat pink tank top every time I switched to him.

Also I modded the horn of his truck to play La Cucaracha, shit was hilarious.

Play V and SA again.
You do way more "cool shit" missions in V

I swear like 1/4 of SA missions had a long "reach this place with your car" section, it's overall way more boring than I remember
Sure the nostalgia still make it worth a playthrough, but new players will surely like V more

And it has nothing to do with graphics

Very light RPG mechanics and elements improve most games. Gives a sense of progress and work easily.

Rockstar stopped doing crime movie parodies around 4. No goodfellas/sopranos for 3, scarface for vice city, or boyz n the hood for san andreas.

>hahaha he stretches, that is really healthy for the body
>what a fag

It's okay to try to fit in, you will learn it when you grow up that repeating things retards say is not a smart thing to do.

You can stretch without doing it in the most flamboyant way possible.

what's not to hate?

it felt like a shitty blockbuster that hides its lack of substance through explosions and special effects

you don't have time to process all the audio visual attacks the movie bombards you with so it gives you the feeling that you're entertained, but after leaving the cinema and pondering what you've just seen, you realize it was shallow garbage

while SA was high class cuisine, V the game that should be considered its successor is just cheap fast food

I for one think that the Yoga mission was a good idea, the missions would be so boring if all you did was shoot bad guys so the Yoga would make it seem more fun in comparison

It was a good mission because of the way that guy said ay-noose

I liked some of the other ones, like golf
>Too bad nobody online will join a golf game, and if they do they quit the instant they start losing

V is utter dogsquit

Playing through SA again, I finally appreciate fully the addition of checkpoints again
I forgot how goddamn annoying it is to drive halfway across the map at the beginning of a mission, do a bunch of shit, and then the very last bit is annoying and you fail and have to do all of it again.

...

youtie youtuber made a youtie youtube video

now its a bad game

>make a game heavily mocking hipsters and the mainstream flow of today
>incidentally go deep hipster yourself and make a GTA game that feels like a bizarro version of the earlier universes

Not even IV strayed this far off from what defined the 3D settings.

That's a octopussy you fucking retard

>Tfw I actually got that for my dog

>>tfw it doesn't matter anyway because as soon as you switch to another character and go back, they'll be wearing one of their basic standard outfits
Fucking this.

GTA V was a disaster. They took out good things that were already there on previous games, physics wise. The missions themselves are a mess, three endings with no motivation to follow two of them (the ones you kill protagonists).

>That's a octopussy you fucking retard

is that what your girlfriend told you on your 1st date?

The preview of your picture reminded me of the courtyard scene in this: youtube.com/watch?v=3ZEun2Auayo

i think its pretty much purely this. its just a part of LA hipster pseudo-healthy culture. yoga irl is actually pretty great, but that doesnt stop it from being a meme

its a combination of stretching, balance, and core strength. great compliment to powerlifting

>tried to do epsilon mission
>eventually it just stops with nothing happening and i expected a phonecall or sopmething that never came

is this actually a thing that requires some thought to complete? since these took the form of missions i figured it would lead me to the answer/next point

yoga opens up your spiritual senses
>not practicing magick

At least in San Andres the little things like lifting and over eating had an impact on CJ's look and performance. V had hardly any of that, I mean sure stats were there but nowhere near the same level as depth.

Yeah people that only visit Sup Forums

Personally i don't hate it, i was just kinda disappointed

The frame is clearly there but it's lacking so much and with the move to virtual currency in GTO they never fixed it

>with a perfect outfit
>changing shoes brakes it and force changes your pants

>there will never a new King of Zimbabwe again