Hello, I'm just the best Zelda girl ever

Hello, I'm just the best Zelda girl ever.

This a a fact

No arguments here

but where can I stick it?

No argument here.

Probably the one thing Sup Forums could actually agree on.

It had a really ugly color palette and aesthetics, didn't like any of the npcs, and the wolf+midna combat was unnecessary and gimmicky.

Has Japanese censorship gone too far?

>best Zelda girl

That title belongs to Link

She only appeals to men with microscopic penises.

So you say.

>two forms
>one is short stack imp
>other is tall statuesque midel

Men of all sizes love her

>girl

Nice joke furfaggot

*model

You'd be bester if you were fat

Would definitely be the best companion if didn't exist.

>midnel

Play HD re-release. It fixes lot of things the Wii version had including the crappy color palette, it gives the game a new charm and wolf link is finally fun to use. Feels like an entirely different game.

The only waifu I ever had.

She is MUCH better with a large penis.

the truth

Futafags should be gassed.

no u

>She is MUCH better with a large penis INSIDE her.

FTFY

BRRRAAAAAAAP

>upgrade

This. I want to fill Midna's imp pussy with my baby batter.

Wrong.

>I want to fuck a bird!

He wants to fuck a bird!

I meant the human form user, stop twisting my words user!

>using Hyrule Warriors model

those tits aren't canon. Speaking of HW does Koei Tecmo hate Twilight Princess or something? Why are both Midna's, Zant, and ESPECIALLY Agitha absolute shit to play as?

The truth stings

Zant was fun until they removed the bug

what's wrong with fucking Ritos?

Best onahole with legs

Why do all best Zelda girls always lose?

>Malon loses
>Midna loses
>Medli loses
>Mipha loses

How come all best girls start with M anyway?

Birds are for feasting upon, not for fucking.

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>still no source film maker porn of imp midna raping girls from botw with her gigantic imp dick

Your plea falls on deaf ears

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>three out of four of them are childhood friends

GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY?

The real tragedy is why Cia didn't win the Linkbowl. Zelda doesn't give a fuck about Link romantically in HW.

Marin (human) IS best girl though!

>Malon loses

Malon fucking wins dude. TP Link is OoT Link's direct descendant, and he's a rancher.

Enjoy your cloaca.

She still has a mouth

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Hyrule Warriors could have been prevented if Link and Cia just fucked, and there's literally no reason for them not to have.

>you will never impregnate Midna

why live?

>not wanting to fuck bird

What's wrong with you people?

I just wanted to enjoy a thread. You are awful. I'm going to bed now ;_;

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Best ass coming through.

Patrician taste

>ywn impregnate Midna and Zelda at the same time and take responsibility

Reality is cruel.

"Come back, user-kun! We can watch the sunset together!"

>remove princess's soul
>leave with her body instead

What aa fucking pedophile

Imp Midna is very fun to play as.
All you need to do is spam C3 over and over, cancelling the last part of the attack.

How'd they change wolf link?

>Midna will never impregnate you
Why even bother?

The princess with most personality

Not like this overrated shit

>Zant and Midna
>Not fun to play as

Get of here with your objectively shit taste. I have to seriously question the judgement of anyone who doesn't believe that killing people by throwing spinning wolves at them isn't the tightest shit ever.

You're right about Agitha though, though the moves where she summons the giant beetle are pretty great.

Twili Midna is pretty devastating as a playable. Huge screen cleaning with one of the best strong attacks in the game that charges just from doing combos.

Yeah, when you figure out laying down giant beetles everywhere the brakes refuse to stop.

Zant is still pretty ass though.

Cute seagull.

I'd hug it if it wasn't swimming with disease.

Fart Queen.

Best eyebrows.

Transformation takes near one second and lock on has been improved. Lock-on mechanic has been reworked. Wolf link overall seems to control better and smoother.

Just once, just ONE TIME, I want a video game to depict two people who are out in the wilderness alone fucking like animals when they wouldn't otherwise. No lovey-dovey romantic bullshit, just two people who are horny and haven't gotten off in a while fucking because that's how people work.

When two people who find each other even remotely attractive are put together in the same private space for a significant amount of time, they WILL fuck. There is no uncertainty in that statement, it is a known quantity. I just really want a game that is honest enough with its audience and itself to acknowledge it.

Bonus points if they later get back to civilization and remember that one time they "did that one thing" and have a little blush and smile about it before going on with their lives.

No, the Witcher doesn't count.

Anyone know if the guy who has a gorillion sketches of Medli still draws?