Malonfags BTFO

malonfags BTFO
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It's not fair. Malon is always best girl. Better that God damn whore of Princess and the fucking fish!

>mfw malonfags have a waifu that died 10.000 years ago

she doesn't even exist anymore
at least we still have a princess and a fish slut in botw,can't say the same about farm girl

this is depressing

Not even the Roman empire lasted ten thousand years, OP.

>Lon Lon Ranch survived over 10K years and innumerable geographic shifts and it was only the calamity 100 years ago that did it in

good lore Nintendo, that's some JRR Tolkien shit right there

1000 years proper. 2000 if you include the Eastern Empire. 2600 if you include the One Holy and Apstolic Church.

I'm still hopeful for a revival. I just need the next pope to Crown Ron Paul 'The Eternal Emporer of the Revived Roman Empire' after he converts to Tradional Catholicism and is integrated with the latest in cyborgnetic technology to extend his life ofcourse.

It was around even earlier than OoT, it was also in Minish Cap.

>that music playing while exploring lon lon ranch ruins

thanks for giving me feels like that a saturday night

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Why is giant Malon just standing in front of her ruined ranch? Did she do it?

Dayum user, you just reminded me of some vintage-ass youtube with your post: youtube.com/watch?v=0UzCOl7u48o

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I laughed but also it hurts

kek

>Wood structures still standing 12,000 years after being built

Um...no, sweetie.

Woodhenge still has its foundation in place

It's magical Kokiri Forest wood, I ain't gotta explain shit.

Kass is the new Malon
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>sweetie
I fucking hate this new meme word
Fuck off faggot.

There are wood (cedar) support beams in the Egyptian pyramids that are like 5k years old. They also found a Phoenician ship buried near the Great Pyramid (so-called Khufu Ship). Also made out of cedar

Eh, she got the Link-Dink before she died. That pretty much counts as a win in a universe where the odds are always stacked in Zelda's favor.

You made me realize Lon Lon Ranch has been existing for longer than the current Deku Tree has. That's old. That's so fucking old.

I mean, it's meant to be an homage to Lon Lon Ranch but it certainly can't be the same exact ranch from OoT.

People keep mentioning the 10,000 years thing, but for this to actually be the same ranch it would have to be MUCH older than that. No matter how you slice it with the stupid timelines, the period where Ganon got his shit pushed in by the legions of guardians 10,000 years prior to BoTW still had to have happened thousands upon thousands of years AFTER OoT. It's a testament to how wildly flung out into the future BoTW is relative to any Zelda game before it.

>Oh, Honey.... No....
It's the normie-wench's attempt and delusional attempt at wit.
It is neither witty or effective at anything other than making one look stupid for using it in this particular context.

Saria, you ok there buddy?

A dry environment would help. Which central Hyrule isn't.

she's just twerkin that 10 year-old ass.

mfw waifufags obsess over a nonexistent person.

Oh dear, sweetie... you really are quite upset, aren't you?

This would be plausible enough to calm my autism if it wasn't for the fact that BotW's hyrule has wind blowing like a motherfucker 24/7

if this were a good game like NieR: Automata it would've played the Lon Lon ranch theme when you walk through it. Zelda fans would've went nuts.

>wanting a christian roman empire
your sand people juju ruined it the first time

What the heck did you just say about me, you little honey bun? iI’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cutie Patooties, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret tweets on Daddy Trump, and I have over 300 confirmed snookims. I am trained in butter biscuits and I’m the top sweetie in the entire US sugar doodles. You are nothing to me but just another Daddy. I will cuddle you the heck out with warmth the likes of which has never been felt before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that dookie doo to me over the Internet? Think again, cutie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mommies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the huggie wuggies, deary. The huggies that wipes out the silly little thing you call your meanie doodles. You’re in trouble, Daddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can tweet you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in butter boops, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cutie Wooties Fruity Tooties and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your widdle face, you little cutie pie. If only you could have known what huggie wuggies your little “tweetie weetie” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your mouthy wouthy. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, honey buns. I will wiggle woop all over you and you will drown in it. You’re really sweet, honey.

Wasn't the ranch on a hill? Where did the hill go?

>You are nothing to me but just another Daddy

It didn't go anywhere, the rest of the land just rose up to meet it

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>it's impossible to rebuild a structure

user you're going to confuse the player base by playing the same song, a version of Lon Lon Ranch's theme plays at the stables.

It's the only thing that held it together from creating another Crisis of the third century and preserved it after it was over run by barbarian.

But then people would complain Nintendo has to spell everything out, and not be subtle like the souls games.

You do realise that Nintendo honestly don't give two fucks about continuity right? This kind of thing is just an easter egg, that's all.

It's Epona's theme actually. I can't actually believe I know this shit.

Contain your barbarism to the east Muhammad

I'm a Sariafag but Malon is also pretty good

OOT has so many good girls, how will any other Zelda game ever compete?

I like it.

Why does Lon Lon ranch even remotely exist 10,000 years in the future? It's almost entirely made of wood for starters so if it eventually got abandoned it would have gone and rot away ages ago. And if not, how the hell did a small business like that sustain itself for so fucking long?

Because it's not LITERALLY Lon Lon ranch.
Twilight Princess happened between OOT and BOTW and it does not exist in TP.
It's just a Easter egg

Adorable/10

I thought it was just to turn me on.