NEVER EVER

What are some things that will never, EVER, absolutely NEVER happen?

Xbox getting exclusives

PC getting RDR.

Nice

HL3.

Shitposters will stop trying to start platform wars.

PlayStation keeping any worthwhile exclusives.

fpbp

New Jet Set Radio
New Rollcage
New MOTHER
New Beastie Boys album

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I'll be surprised if Nier doesn't get a Switch port eventually. That's the kind of third party game that can actually succeed on a Nintendo console and these niche games need to squeeze out all the sales they can get.

Switch getting a real D-Pad
Nintendo fans justifying idiotic decisions with cognitive dissonance

>Trial PS now
>Play it and complete it during the free week trial
>Cancel trial/subscription
It's fine as long as you haven't got a third world connection.

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>all these shitty games being kept off the switch
Good

Except that the Switch has been so successful developers are already abandoning the Playstation and the Xbox for it.

Why have a petty consolewars thread when you can have a real thread about actual tragedies?

Goddamn does this image make me happy.

Any non-Nintendo system getting Bayonetta 2 and 3

He doesn't know

TWEWY 2
Ghost Trick 2
AAI3
Cave Story 2
An end to console wars

Did you forget where we are? I mean look at the post above you.

Anyway, the original Bioshock Infinite for me, fuck Levine holy shit

the ps4 ever being a worthwhile purchase. 4 years later i'm still trying to find a reason to get one.

Played Nier on my PC, it's garbage. Even Vanquish managed to be better. Battlefront 2 is also PC, and I have it.

It's kind of sad that you're goldfacing over multiplats. There was a time when you guys actually had games to speak of which others couldn't play unless they bought your system. Now you're bragging about multiplats available on other platforms. How the mighty have fallen.

Activison being shut done for being absolute shit.

Apart from RE VII and Fractured But Whole, why would I want any of those on the go?

Why would I want those on my Switch? That's what my PC is for.

I have a PS4 for those games and a Switch for Nintendo games thanks

Why do so many cucks want a sequel, Miyazaki is shit at sequels.

I'm a cuck and I don't want a sequel

Miyazaki has never made a sequel though. Or at least not for Soulsborne games. He made Demon's, Dark and Bloodborne which are coincidentally regarded as the best ones. That said, I don't want BB2. I just want them to try new shit.

Postal 3

Dogs Life remastered

>why live