I bet I could take Mario in a fight.
I bet I could take Mario in a fight
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wao what if this childrens charctr was super bloody XD
I bet you couldn't find something better to do with your time other than shitpost, you pig bitch.
>Mario punches bricks for a living
>and lays pipe
Your pussy ass is gettin' it RAW from The Plumber. Assume the position, faggot.
he can jump more than twice his height and break brick blocks with his hands, he can probably beat you
Wait, which Mario are we talking about here? Small Mario? Mushroom Mario? Hammer Bros Suit Mario? modern design Mario with unlimited Item usage and Yoshi?
mario grew up in the hood you jabroni, he'd fuck you up
But can you do it with 0.5 a-presses :^)
Mario killed the sun
you've done nothing
Is Mario being from Brooklyn actually canon?
Mario is fast and he can jump about 3 meters or something and he literally earns his coins by destroying the brick walls they are encased in ... with his head
the guy can travel at fucking lightspeed with no adverse affects
>He still plays nintendo games
I don't think it's canon but pretty much everyone accepts it.
>Mario is 25
Miyamoto is nuts
it's in my mind that
>Born in Mushroom kingdom
>moved to City
so you don't like good games?
>he doesn't like Italians
>bait
>racist against italian americans
smdh fampai
Good luck dieing
>nintendo
>good
bing bing yahoo
why didn't you use the original uploader?