Where were you when our guy bought Chrischan's Sonic totem and brought about the end of days?

Where were you when our guy bought Chrischan's Sonic totem and brought about the end of days?

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Not a happening until the shirt is bought buy Sup Forumstard

>it wasn't a kiwifarms sperg who bought it but instead it was just some dude from Sup Forums
I'm a little surprised

>Gave chrischan 1500 dollars

Did the fucker use a black light on it yet?

I was crying because I didn't have 25,000$ to spare

>Autist's Signature

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I don't get this certificate. Did he handwrite this, scan it, then print it out for every item he sells? Why not make it on the computer? He did it for his comic dialogue.

>i's dotted with hearts

Just why? Not the dollars spent- but the thought of having that effigy of pure nuclear autism in your own home is fucking terrifying.

He supposedly issued a chargeback.

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Christine is cute. Cute!

What's the next horcrux, and how do we obtain it?

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>Christine

Are you sure it wasn't?

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jokes on you i already have bad dreams

2017 is truly the end of days

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spare me, totem chan

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kinda this

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NO FUCKING WAY THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. I SAW THAT THREAD AND I THOUGHT "OH ITS JUST SOME FUCKING FAGGOT UNBOXING SOMETHING FOR HIS SHITTY BLOG POST"
WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK YOU Sup Forums HOW DID I MISS THIS

Your fault

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I was lurking in that thread while simultaneously shitposting in a thread about zoe quinn's feet.

I hope he didn't actually blow $1500 on this.

>sleeping soundly in your bed
>wake up for some reason
>you can hear whispers
>it sounds as if someone is saying JUUUULAAAAAY
>but you can't be sure
>you try to ignore the sounds and go back to sleep
>it's unsettling but eventually you drift back to sleep
>you wake up the next morning and look over at your bedside
>beside you sits this
>you hastily stand up, confused and scared
>you look around but nothing else seems out of place
>after calming yourself down you carefully start to examine it
>then you hear something
>a whisper
>JUUUULAAAAAY

what the fuck is a chrischan and why isnt he selling art to some gallery by now

>Eric Trump bought it so his dad can drop it on Korea

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someone have an archive link to the original thread?

They say it radiates gamma autism.

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>text says Christian
>signature says Christine

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I think the image of hell we've crafted as a firey place full of demonic creatures run by Satan is fiction.

Hell is very much real.

A void.

You.

Sonic totem.

Eternity.

I'm think I'll start going to church again

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>this happend today
>it's still in the archive
dear god.
>boards.Sup Forums.org/v/thread/374625554/

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>certificate says christian not christine.

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Oh shit nigga
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CWC isn't going to offer us endless entertainment if he dies of starvation user.

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But is was Christian who built it and Christine who sold it.

That's the level of authenticity we're dealing with here.

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What is the calculated $$$ per (You) so far?

He made the certificate before he turned into a tranny, and is too lazy to change it.

TAKE ME TOTEM
I AM YOURS
I LIVE TO SERVE YOU

Sleep is already traumatizing so it can't be any worse.

Fuck that's terrifying. That's some Noroi shit.

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Just when I thought I had forgotten about it all...

Why, Sup Forums, for God's sake, why?

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where the video games?

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i dont usually into chain letter posts, but this one is just to much to risk

Spare me, totem.

>I missed this
Thanks uni

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Not like these, user. Not like these

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In the thread.
Figure you fags would bring it up the next day, and every day thereafter. EPIC OMG EPIC EPIC NEW BREAD TO TALK ABOUT IT

If I get a hold of it, will the radiation turn me into a cute girl, complete with a vagina where my taint piercing used to be?

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Spare me totem, Jesus fuck

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>$1500

This was a steal, it's meme value will be worth millions in decades.

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to take a piss, and you see this thing sitting in the corer starring at you.

might as well play it safe ehm. spare me, totem

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What's the smell of that?

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Spare me, totem!

There's been 5 or so threads about sonic totem already, most of which hit 500. Sonic totem has a hold on Sup Forums. And he's never letting go.

thanks for the link

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>he already spent the 1500 on merch immediately before the money got charged back
youtu.be/XnOyhlA84dQ

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>he doesn't follow every unboxing thread

Did you miss Derek too?

i dont think the user who bought it will be alive in decades
or possibly chris will die a very convenient death sometime soon and the user of the totem suddenly goes trans
:thinking:

IMO we should break it to pieces and scatter it through the world ala Pieces of the True Cross

youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s

>tfw already had terrifying dreams last night
The totem's powers are real. Can I still repent? Spare me, totem.

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