It's 2000 and kids want to be Link

>it's 2000 and kids want to be Link
>it's 2017 and kids want to fuck Link

What happened?

>Implying I don't want to both be link and fuck him too

I mean, as long as I'm wishing for impossible shit, why the fuck not?

>2000, wanting to be a twink
>2000, wanting to fuck a twink

there's not a much of difference tbhfam

The degenerates who love Zelda grew up. Good thing the containment country that is America exists.

>containment

Dude American culture has infected every country that isn't an Islamist theocracy

I'd take either one, my lad

>Dude

Sever your own jugular artery, please.

They've grown to become men.

Dude take a chill pill lol

>DUDE DUDE LMAO

It was difficult to want to fuck N64 Link.

dude whats your problem?

Dude what the fuck is your problem bro?

Who pissed in your cherrios

In 2000 there was no trap Link so that's probably why.

they grew up

>Be 90's faggot kiddie so Ocarina of Time was my first Zelda

>>Legit thought the character you played as was Zelda and thought it was a female, long blonde hair, kid Links outfit kinda looked like a skirt

I want to sniff and lick Link's butthole

Gay propaganda.

user we've all read the LinkxDark Link/Sheik fanfics. Link thirst didn't start at Twilight Princess.

I'm not even gay but gerudo link is God tier trap

that 'tism

Where do cuntboys fit?

They've wanted to fuck Link since twlight princess. Where the fuck have you been?

Hell, some kids wanted to fuck wolf link.

It's pretty obvious Ninshitto did this shit on purpose to turn impressionable American youth into non-descendant having homosexual degenerates.

It's probably working too.

indeed, even japan has cuckporn nowadays

all thanks to their american influence

fuck off redneck

>tfw you will never watch trap link belly dance and afterward fuck him in the ass

it's the kids from 2000 who want to fuck link in 2017

t. homosexual degenerate

worked on me

those zoras are female

>not wanting to fuck your heros
do you even worship

ntr existed in japan since the shogun era, faggot

People are more open to homosexuality now, pretty obvious why. That and the Japanese know what their fans want.

>kids
are you admitting that Sup Forums is all underage

Its done by the juden so that
whide kids will become homosexuals who don't want any kids which then will result in politicians importing more niggers to fix the declining population.

W
W
W

the mark of the beast

it has spread wickedness for all to consume and be transformed by

>That and the Japanese know what their fans want.
Pretty sure that's the only real reason.

Whitebois make the best traps

Prove me wrong

blame nintendo for catering to the fujos by making link more feminine than ever

how did you guess?
Not a degenerate though, that's just a Sup Forums buzzword

Closetfag tier
>I'm not gay, I'm tecnically fucking a vagina.

Dude I think you care too much about localized vernacular senpai lol

Midriff generation

Being gay in Japan is perfectly normal. Literally no one gives a shit unless you flaunt yourself and act like an attention whore (like most Americans). Porn is actually a big problem in Japan. It sells incredibly well so they shove it in anywhere as much as they can because it sells. Put those two ideas together and you have your awnser.

your image is wrong

and legs

>2000
>2017
Those kids are now legal age user.

Not starring specifically black males, "Black Dick" is already a porn genre.

This is a clearcut case of american cultural influence..

I'm starting to hate niggers more and more

>Homosex

>NOT degenerate

This is what semen traders actually believe.

>Implying your opinion matters

Traps and Trannies are the same fucking thing.

dude stop

To newfag children yes.

>Falling for the vaginal jew
Kek, get a load of this retard

No they aren't you fucking newfag

How in the hell are they not the same fucking thing you colossal fucking faggots?

One is a tranny, with ugly tits and all the mental issues of a female and a non-working (or soon to be) penis.
A trap is literally a MALE that can pass as a female.

the latter only exists on the internet and people's imagination

Lurk more

One thinks it's a woman one knows it isn't.

The memes are getting out of hand.

But I still want to be Link.

ONE HAS HORMOENS ONE DOESNT???

>He doesn't want to be what he wants to fuck
What's wrong with you?

...

Because Link's hyper sexualized, waist, hips, shoulder, anime eyes and female body were never presented in front of the player in 2000.

the jews

I want to fuck Urbosa (along with Link, Kass, and Sidon), but that doesn't mean I want to be an 8 foot Amazon with a Jew nose.

Niggers are just a tool, instead of hating them, try to see the real root of the problem: the american cultural elite (jewish-americans and german-americans).

They're the ones promoting the gangsta rap culture as fashionable, cuckold porn and shit like that. Since America is the most powerful country in this world, they spread this everywhere.

who's the trap

You want to be Kass, user?

Who wouldn't want to be a buff traveling musician?

This webm is extremely fucking disturbing to me, the fact that this shit is on daytime television only makes it worse.

>Talented musician and singer
>Loving wife
>Five cute daughters
>Lives in a comfy village and can also travel around the world, free as a bird
>Put his master's soul to rest AND helped the Hero of the Wild in his quest to vanquish the Calamity
>Buff as fuck
>Can fly
>Beautiful
>Gentle
>Kind
Who WOULDN'T want to be Kass?

They aren't.

Traps are the top-tier trannies, there's nothing wrong about wanting to have sex with them.

You can be most of those things irl. But you can't be an anthropomorphic parrot man.I'm sorry, user.

it's, Duuude ayy lmao

It's not the feathers we want user, it's everything else.

It has to be satire. Right? Right?

>gentle
>kind
Shit taste, user.

Nice try faggot

>Wanting to be a dead asshole no one loved instead of an alive good man everyone loves
You have issues, man.

Well its made obvious that its making fun of cuckholdrey by showing the wifes distaste for her husbands suffering/humilation but that shit is still fucked yo

Me

She was still perfectly content with letting two guys fuck her though.

The real joke here is a woman like that being married to a guy like that.

A trap is just a regular dude in a dress. Still smells like a dude, still has a male voice.

A tranny can potentially have fake tits and a girly voice, and will smell like a woman because of the hormones

I'm a lawyer. I'm already an asshole and I want to be dead, so yeah probably.

wrong
wrong
wrong

>not wanting to be a trap but still be straight

Plebs.

This shit is why I'm terrified of getting into a relationship these days, I feel like women are into shit like this and I'm going to get my ass cheated on or some shit.

Hell, my buddies wife asked him if should could fuck one of our mutual friends and he fucking let her do it.

You can tell he fucking regrets it.

six words user
go gay, cute guys are pure

Because I'm a grown man in 2017, nobody ever questions how I feel or if I need help. The truth is I've never felt more lonely than I feel now.

t. absolute bullshitter

gays are so much more promiscuous than girls, finding a guy who wants to be in a monogamous relationship with you and will actually stay faithful to you in next to impossible

personally i want to fuck the female zora's, (they have nice butts) but here's link for you homos anyway

The Zora are nice, but the Gerudo are so much better.

What happened is I fapped daily and had to go further down the degeneracy ladder to keep it up.

>not into chestlets
>feel absolutely nothing when seeing tranny Link in-game