"I'm pirating your son. Don't worry, I'm just gunna share him with all my friends...

"I'm pirating your son. Don't worry, I'm just gunna share him with all my friends. We'll give him back to you when we're done, so there's no victim here!"

You can't have my son, that would be removing the original.

You can have his DNA though and make a clone of him to rape all you like, for all time. You can even share pictures of it on the internet with your friends**

**Please wait until your rape clone is at least 18 or consult local legal counsel

As you can see I copywrited him with a watermark, I'll see you in court!

you can pirate him. but every hole will be closed until you buy the original

hello burglary man...I noticed fallout 4 wasnt in your library...mind explaining?

Give me 100 (You)s

These robbers should really be actual pirates

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pirating his son is more akin to stealing his semen

Keep him m8

>I'm just gunna share him with all my friends
This is my fetish

here we go

Faggots deserve death.

That's how I got my last three girlfriends.

Redditititttttitiiitititiiititititit
reddit!!!!!!!!!!

>d-d-d-dont derail my s-s-shitposts! i need it for /r/chan
here ya go

Well this is a shit thread so here ya go.

here

>I was never going to open a bank account anyway, so it's not like you lost a customer!

Stay mad you fucking retard

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that removes the original

pirating would be if you took some hair he left behind somewhere, made a clone, and left the hair

which nobody would give a shit about

Let's try it.

I hope you can buy yourself a better life with this (you)

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>this false flagging against calling redditards out
Redditard detected

Psst, kid.
I saw you've got a nice 8 there.
I've got one in store if you need another.

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Anytime, user.

>Never mind us, just pirating these sporting goods real quick. If we like them we will pay later so it's no problem.

derail shit thread OP who doesn't understand how piracy works

Spikat forever

this thread gets more ridiculous every time I see it.

no

wwe

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Fuck off we're giving (you)s also I pirate all I want so eat a cock

fuck in

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>its another I have no idea how pirating actually works thread

Giveth

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO GET FALLOUT 4?

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no you keep him. hes yours now.

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Flawed argument. I never give anything back that I pirate, also, I don't take the only copy, preventing others from access.

Get a better argument, and go pay for some games.

SHITPOSTER STANDING BY

piratefags BTFO

STOP DERAILING MY THREAD YOU PIRATEFAGS!

See the thing is when you pirate video games you end up checking this 3

H-Haha. Good one user. just buy it.

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Here you go user-kun, enjoy.

Carry on professor, we're just pirating this lecture. You dn't lose anything and we weren't going to pay for classes anyway, college is a scam!