Your friend is bed ridden with testicular cancer. He has 1-2 months to live. He's too weak to go out...

Your friend is bed ridden with testicular cancer. He has 1-2 months to live. He's too weak to go out. He asks if you could bring him some videogames. What games would you have him play before he dies?

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Bioware so he has something to look forward to.

mgs1 + 2

"live snake"

Halo series

Gex the Gecko

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Some korean mmo with big bouncing tits, can you even fap if you have testi rocks?

World of Warcraft

I'd probably get him the old WWE games we used to play together when we were kids and co-op with him on a regular basis until he's too weak to hold the controller anymore.

I would suck him every morning awake, and pleasure him the most I can before he kicks it

Get him to play League of Legends or Dota so he dies of cancer sooner

I wouldn't bring him shitty escapism, I'd tell him to read some books instead.

>TFW AkibaStrip got me through my chemo
Weeb is the best when you feel like dying.

> no escapism
> books

It's the same thing, different medium user

Fable 3

>Reading when on chemo
Its just like goody two shoe fags like you don't know how the world works.

Who is this semen demon

You okay now, user?

me

Duke Nukem 3D

Yeah man Mein Kampf sure is escapism right?

MacBook Air with Windows 8 installed with League of Legends

Chemo left me pretty fucked up afterwards, but I'm fine right now except nerves hurting from time to time and the shitty feeling that it can come back.

persona 3

>your friend
You lost me

Final Fantasy 8.

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my nig
I should replay P3

>shitty escapism
>calling games that

what the fuck are people like you doing on Sup Forums?
Sup Forums for sure sucks but that "Sup Forums hate games themselves." meme fucking sucks even harder.

Final Fantasy IX

I would examine it first

It's a bubble sorta "fantasy"

Yes, those were the rantings of a delusional demagogue spilling on paper since he had fuck all to do in jail. He wrote it to escape the loneliness and give himself a sense of purpose. Get fucked.

JRPGs aren't a bad idea.
Basically you want to play something that gets your mind off things while not being too demanding.
You feel like shit and can't think straight because you get poisoned 24/7.
So grind isn't the worst thing you can play when in hospital.
I would choose something lighthearted with some comedy thrown in...
Everything else is shit anyway - so a good laugh is always appreciated.

It's just bait you dumb fucking shit

I'll call him a loser and laugh at his shitty rec thread.

All of half life 2 and tell him 3s release is right around the corner so he should hang on just a little while longer. By doing so I will have granted him immortality since he will wait for the games release.

None. I unfriend him and block his phone. I'm not wasting my time on a dead man.

It kind of is though. I am pretty sure hitler would have found happiness outside of politics if he would have gotten into the art school he applied to.

Sounds like you aren't wasting your time one living ones, either.

my waifu is all I need

That's pretty funny user. Good job

I ignore his request because he's always been a cunt.