This guy slaps your gf's ass

This guy slaps your gf's ass.

What do you do in return?

as long as its the halo1-3 version, i dont care

Hope you like Super MAC's you covie scum

I want to fug an Elite girl

(Right? Nice as huh ?)

Thats a Reach Zealot.

*Whips out energy sword*

Slap his, become boyfriends

W-what?!

I teleport behind him and use assassination.

I don't know how relationships work, I'm just assuming that's how they happen

>guy
i bet that's a cute xeno girl, discard current gf and start interspecies relations.

but they dont allow women in the military
you faggot

You don't even hold hands. Quite the homosexual.

*WORT WORT WORTs at him.*

>Sup Forums tries to shutdown Halo threads for years
>finally does it by shitposting Elite smut in every thread
Think of what we could accomplish if we could weaponize Sup Forums's degeneracy

>go go go
What exactly are you attempting to accomplish here?

Sangeheili are for fugs
Kig-yars are for hugs
Humans are for cucks
Unggoy are for lucks

I guess you've never been on Bungie's website back then.

woman enough

Do you think Sangheili women dream of being fucked by Spartans?

Slap HIS gf's ass

BXR

Alien sympathizers should be shot.

getting you to admit to your autism.

>Spartans
>Not Brutes
I mean if you're going into the interracial cuck territory might as well go with the literal ooga booga apes

Elites hate Brutes, they at least respected humans

:3

In Halo 5 you can find a Sangeheili audio message that is a love poem about Spartan Palmer.

Call his dad and tell him Junior's about to lose his basketball scholarship.

Well yeah, isn't that the point? Getting off on fantasizing about your biggest enemy?

Besides, Spartans don't have a sex drive anyway

what if the aliens are really cute?

You don't like the looks of elites?

Aliens can't be cute. The mere fact that they exist makes them not cute.

Suit yourself

Of course I do and I want them for myself and noone else

The rest of the galaxy can go fuck the hairy space niggers

idk

What the hell did 343 do to the poor grunts?

They make it better, duh.

No wonder Reach was the pinnacle.