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Post your
>favorite vidya
>darkest secret

mario party 5
i killed my little brother on purpose

>baldurs gate 2
>tried to rape my sister once

Storytime, user

Oh boy here we go

Go on.

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Starcraft Broodwar.
I am in love with my 13 and 11 years old female cousins.

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Story?

Bloodborne
I like having sex with girls who are asleep

The korean life.

You the guy I saw on /r9k/ years back who apparently pushed his little brother off a cliff near his house and told your parents he fell on his own?

I ain't a gook

You're getting baited

I can't pick from one favorite, more like a list of 20 for various reasons but since Vanquish is about to re-release on steam I'll go with that

I don't really have any secrets, I'm pretty boring
A few of my irl friends know I'm into loli, JC and up mostly none of that toddlercon shit
Once I sent a snap of my 5k favorites on the panda and got some good reactions

>be high as fuck in my room
>really horny
>have been seeing stories on Sup Forums about how easy it is to sex siblings

>ask sister if she wants to zuck mah dique
>she screams and runs away
>follow her to her room
>she says she will call cops if i come any closer
>tells my parents the morning after
>parents (((randomly))) tell me I have to move out within the month

i deserved worse desu, very ashamed

I would say Bloodborne

I am guilty of a roadkill and running away, and the person was someone I appreciated a lot, I try to hold it but it changed my life, every day I think about it at least once

I know it wasn't your intention at all but i read that as if being against incest was part of the jewish propaganda, top kek.

Doom
Sup Forumsfag

You killed someone by hit and run?

Uh, bad english, driving over someone if it makes it clear

Dark Souls 1

I farted

STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl
I used to write fanfiction for the small horse show. It was awful and I eventually deleted the account, but the fact that I ever liked that garbage show or had the gall to put my atrocious "writing" in the public eye makes me cringe daily

Street Fighter 3 Third Strike
I murdered someone by sneaking into their house and stabbing them in the throat while they slept. I got away with it.

Resident Evil Remake
I was raped by my cousin

why

Same.

Depends on my mood. Right now, probably Pikmin since it's summer.

I am actually diagnosed autistic, but thats not the secret. The secret is that my biggest fear in life is to have kids, because I don't want them to inherit my shit and be tormented for it like I was growing up. I was almost killed for what I was, and if I had to bury my own son or daughter because of my shit genes, I'd probably kill myself.

wtf I was raped by my cousin too I want to rape her now

Spore

I'm in love with my gay down syndrome brother, and I fuck him constantly.

SimCity 4
I hate mosquitoes so much I don't ever leave the city

did you have any knives left to get him off?

Are they cute

Also, living with autism is no picnic, and I'd never want anyone to have this life. Too much pain, mentally and physically.

He constantly kept verbally and physically abusing my 15 y/o sister, even after being given a stern word from my Dad. I staked his place out for a few nights, browsed his facebook. When I found a night I knew he would be home alone, I made my move.

Fire Emblem series and MegaTen series. Fuck you I ain't picking one game.

I've had a wet dream featuring my mom. I don't even want to fuck her but I do read a lot of milf doujins.

It's even worse when you consider one of my close friends knew about it yet he was bro enough to never tell anyone. Sadly he moved out of state.

You have to offer a reward

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Good on you. Perfectly justified. Does anyone suspect?

i had the same fears as my autismo was inherited from my father and grandfather

Demon's Souls
I want to kill evil people

Yes. Super cute. They have started using makeup already tho, which is kinda sad

Dark Cloud 2

I'm into crossdressing but I don't want to fuck guys, also my build is too wide so I'd never look good doing it. Also I used to shitpost on Sup Forums a lot but I thought everyone else was joking until I met a couple of guys who were into it IRL and they sketched me out

>I want to kill evil people
Bruh same

denial is the first step lads

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Stop them from turning into turbo sluts. Keep them pure. Also give them headpats

This is no dark secret, you are perfect.

Rape them back. Eye for an eye.

My Dad is aware and has me covered. He also has a couple friends in the force so I should be ok. It was hard at first but I feel better about it now.

>X-COM: UFO Defense

when I was a young kid in daycare there was this kid with a fucking sweet toy he had that transformed from a car to a robot

he wouldn't let me play with it, so I stole it from his cubby when I left. never saw him again. I don't know why, but thinking back on this always makes me feel particularly sad

Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey

I've been jerking it to a lot of furshit lately and its got me really concerned

I wouldn't touch them with a 10 foot pole. They continued being flirtatious for years afterwords,but these days I don't associate with any family other than my Dad and grandparents.

I wish I could but I can't be a big part of their lives anymore. I fear that they already are on the path to becoming turbo sluts. The last time I saw them they were watching the burlesque movie.

Th-thanks senpai
That's what I ask myself but when I see dudes fuckin each other in porn it grosses me the hell out

Could someone that size really shoulder fire that? I have next to no knowledge of guns, wouldnt that be crazy recoil?

Also why? what tactical advantage is their for that? firepower? dont then fight guerrilla style? hit and run that kinda stuff? how would you run with that?

Its gota be a propaganda or psychological thing.

Real talk: do you get nightmares? Trauma? Memories of taking a life? I always have wanted to be strong enough in will and physique to kill evil people but I'm a pussy.

>For Honor
>I used to take creep shots of my coworkers feet and i jacked off in her heels once

It's too late, friend. You can't stop the degeneracy train once it starts.

Okami.

I have plans to commit tic-tac-toe once my mother dies. The bloodline will end with me and I wouldn't be able to bear the loneliness of being the only person left in my family.

Halo 2
I used to browse Sup Forums and actually liked it until it became a circlejerk and reddit colonized it. I didn't care about politics anyway, just wanted to make hardcore shitposts.

I stole a phone strap Winnie-the-Pooh lion from some kids backpack cause I was a little turd. But I hated that guy.

Monster Hunter.
The only sexual experience I've had was a door-to-door magazine salesman sucked my dick.

If it makes you feel better, it has gotten better. And Sup Forums is even more reddit than Sup Forums

Autism is a shitshow, with nothing to save you from it. The best thing I can do is act normal, and bottle it up. Touching is incredibly uncomfortable, but despite this I have had sex several times. It's really hard for me to enjoy it, but if it means that much to the girl, then it's worth it. What's hardest for me is that in college there were girls that I really liked, and had sex with them, and immediately after that they lost all interest in me and proceeded to go through the same shit with other guys. It's hard for me to do something like that, so that hurt even more.

That being said, I've discovered I'm a pretty decent actor, as several people had no idea, even close friends. They didn't find out until I told them, or listened to me rant about even and odd numbers.

How did you talk a salesman into sucking your dick? That's amazing.

Rip, at least you get to enjoy skimpy clothing when you meet with your cousins. Might be awkward as hell though.

>favorite game
dota 2
>darkest secret
i'm addicted to dota 2 help

>HATE NEWSPAPERS
>"I succ you"
>LOVE NEWSPAPERS

I feel you man. Where did everything go so wrong.

Are you the fallout 4 protag

But I don't want to be a furfag!

Monster Hunter 4U

Maybe not really dark or really unique for Sup Forums but I truly could not give a shit about anything other then sitting on my ass and playing video games. I keep down a job and go out and shit but every nanosecond is just me wishing I was at home by myself. I find it almost impossible to relate or become good friends with anyone who doesn't actively play video games as well, we might as well be a different species.

I assure you I would never fuck my mom unless she offered

I quit a year ago and haven't touched it since. I watch videos from time to time, nothing more. You can do it, pal.

Yes, I was crying and couldn't sleep properly for months. One of my Dad's cop friends came over and talked with me a few times though. I remember feeling incredible rage and confidence sneaking up to the dude, but once that knife went in I fucking shit myself. I made sure my body was covered head to toe though, and so far so good.

>and i wouldn't be able to bear the loneliness of being the only person left in my family
nigga, get a gf/bf and start a new family

I love this pasta

I wish you the best. Are/were you religious?

I wish.
It was a guy.

I'm too autistic for a gf.

Warcraft 3: TFT
Don't know how to do spoiler, so Imma greentext it
>All the kids in my neighborhood used to go to my friends place and listen to his mum telling ghost stories
>One time she told about a figure dressed in dark sitting and bobbing strangely out in the woods one morning when she was out picking mushrooms.
>I was that dark figure, I was actually pulling a tarzan, and she 100 % saw me, and knew it was me, she still made up some kind of horror story and told everyone I knew
>I've not told any of my friends to this day

I know Sup Forums is a lot more like reddit but sometimes you don't know if it is actually rebbitors or actual shitposting. However, in Sup Forums, whenever reddit posts, it actually is obvious and really annoying.

Teach me your ways, almighty one

He still succed you.

>Don't know how to do spoiler,
You newfag, open wide.
[-spoiler] words [-/spoiler]
Remove the dashes

Terranigma
I have a deep urge to cause intense physical pain to thieves and non weed dealing drug dealers If someone were to break into my home/garage and if I catch them, they would never be seen or heard from again.

I've been lurking since before r9k was about being a looser, I've just never had an interest to learn anything
Thanks

Are you Filipino?

I can handle awkwardness. Nothing can compare to the experience in awkwardness I had two years ago when I went to sauna and outdoor hot tub with my cousins. It was a mistake. My cousin ended up climbing to my lap and grinding herself against me and started slapping me and telling me to stay put when I tried to get up and leave.

No prob robofag

Ctrl+s

Step one: Have hairy feet.
Step two: Be polite and talk to slightly chubby door-to-door salesmen.
Step three: Snap and lay all your mental insecurities on this person.
Step four: He calls you a hobbit.
Step five: He asks to see your dick.
Step six: Drop your pants and you're good to go.

The best part is that afterwards I went to an Algorithms class and couldn't concentrate on anything because I was trying figure out what the fuck happened.

Mass Effect 2

I draw feral furry porn

Oh yeah. I forgot you don't need Sup Forums x for that.

Socom 2
I let a child burn alive after discovering a crashed car with dead parents on fire. I considered it a mercy killing. The fire department and police didn't even ask questions despite me being the first to call and be on the scene. I really question if it was cowardice or really the right thing to do.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, amazing

>favourite game
MGS 3
>darkest secret
When I was depressed and had just finished Max Payne 3, I wrote an edgy Mass Effect cop fanfiction.

>My cousin ended up climbing to my lap and grinding herself against me and started slapping me and telling me to stay put when I tried to get up and leave.
Holy fucking shit, if you're not lying the they are def into you.