I hear Mario and Luigi just got kicked out of a bakery for ordering bread. I wonder why they only wanted two piece in the bag
ITT: your video game jokes
Caleb Collins
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Matthew Thomas
???
Nicholas Harris
What does that even mean?
Lucas Ramirez
what?
John Harris
i want to fuck this wolfe XD
Gavin Robinson
What did Zelda say to Link when he couldn't open the door?
Triforce.
Daniel Miller
did you steal this joke than run it through google translator?
Asher Jones
Your joke is stupid, but I really want to cum on that fox's paws
Austin Kelly
What did user mean by this?
Colton Morales
What did Master Chef say to the alien?
Can u (Halo) REACH the cereal on the top shelf for me xD
Ryder Martinez
What did the crazy pedophile that hangs around the park want?
[Spoiler] a peekatchu [/spoiler]
Isaiah Miller
But I'm 42!
Jackson Edwards
The gif made it work
Adam Nguyen
Did you hear what happened to the guy that walked in on two Creepers?
He was destroyed!
Owen Hill
I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!
William Rogers
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Wyatt Walker
I don't get it
Christopher Roberts
To piss in the bag
Christopher Russell
That makes even less sense
Luis Reed
Lol
Ian Sullivan
Did you hear about the player who blew himself up with TNT?
I'm sure you can guess what happened!
Julian Thompson
Mario and Luigi are Italian
Carter Williams
yes, so what does pissing in a bag have to do with being in a bakery? You're baiting right?
Chase Thomas
72% sure this is gay shit.
Ayden Miller
That was really fuckin lame dude.
Kill yourself.
Adrian Morales
what did he mean by this
Jordan Brooks
It's not gay if one of them is dressed up like a girl
Josiah Thomas
Italian accents
Two pieces of bread
Eli Bailey
What did would female Zelda say to Ganon?
MY FAVORITE THING TO DO IN MINECRAFTYA IS TO BUILD BROWN BRICKS
Carter Gonzalez
Fuck
That one got me
Jace Smith
source?
Dominic Lewis
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Brandon King
but there was no mention of bread?
"they only wanted two piece in the bag" doesn't even sound like "two pieces of bread".
Cameron Anderson
okay but what's the joke you fucking cuck
Jack Morgan
LOL
Isaac Torres
Gas all furkikes
Leo Stewart
What was Mewtwos level in Pokemon?
Over 9000
What was the best shout in Skyrim?
Squee-Ex-Dee
Why did Sora refuse to get healed by Donald in Kingdom Hearts?
Because he's resisting Drumpf
Why did Glados say she'd eat the cake last?
She lied
What was the secret character in Mortal Kombat 3?
Peter Griffin from Family Guy
Henry White
What are Mario's overalls made of?
>Denim denim denim
Jacob Wright
is this real?
Ian Scott
They are neither gay or pizza lovers. Is this real?
Hudson Bailey
Why did I have to stop adventuring throughout Skyrim?
My mom became very ill and I needed to take care of her
David Price
What do you order in a bakery? Bread
Mario and Luigi want one for each
What does bread usually come in? A bag
Two pieces of bread in a bag
Their accents come out as "I want two piece in a bag"
If you've been in Italalia you'd know, mama mia
Colton Miller
You've just taken an old joke about italians and tried to repackage it as being about "video games".
Go fuck yourself.
Cooper Martin
>trying to turn two innocent childrens video games characters that are brothers into gay lovers
leftism is a mental disease
Gavin Turner
Comedy Central should honestly cease to exist. It's literally just the Political Network now.
>Can't watch any show on it without someone mentioning Trump
>The Presidential Show is fucking embarrassing
Adam Gutierrez
I'm not gonna Raichu a better joke, so here's one from 2010
Ian Sullivan
Luke Johnson
>What do you order in a bakery?
Pies, rolls, bread, cakes, fruit loaves, donuts to nake a few
Jace Gutierrez
that is by far the stupidest joke I've ever had the misfortune of reading. And OP had to compete with Autism minecraft and whatever was
Henry Garcia
Why did Bayonetta quit the phone sex hotline?
She got an ear infection
Luke Jackson
>Ellen Degenerate
What a fucking surprise.
I wonder if Nintendo threatened them afterwards.
Isaiah Nelson
you're bad and your jokes are bad. kys
Dominic Walker
How did he even get through the first obstacle.
Alexander Parker
Link: I can't open this door
Zelda: Try force
Nathan Lewis
>I need to explain my joke
>This doesn't give me a hint about how fucking stupid it is
Wew lad
Wyatt Hill
Why did they promote scarecrow
CAUSE HE WAS OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD
Owen Wilson
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Jason White
WHY couldn't the 11 year old get in the pirate movie?!?!?!?!??!
Justin Walker
Why did Sonic the Hedgehog (who is a famous video game character from Mario and Sonic At The Olympic Games) cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
Daniel Scott
Why does Mario hug and kiss his dad in while they shower?
Because he's jealous he likes to see his Mom naked but him!
Elijah Sullivan
>comments disabled
Alexander Nguyen
Okay that made me smile.
Robert Lewis
>I can hear it
Gavin Gomez
I dunno user, why
Jack Mitchell
Because he didn't have enough booty to pay for a ticket?
Leo Long
_____LOL_____
Ethan Nelson
The attendant didn't feel he was a good sword swallower
Nathan Morales
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Sebastian Anderson
>They are neither gay or pizza lovers
Fucking bullshit. Everyone loves pizza.
Michael Sullivan
Only if it's degreased.
Charles Moore
Did I make you lol?
Daniel Parker
Yeah unless you spend a lot of time in Chicago.
Aiden Perez
mario is all about pasta.
Daniel Reyes
Its was RATED AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR XD
Gabriel Brooks
I've got a joke: Why did the mermaid see a movie?
Gabriel Smith
...
Chase Phillips
...
Michael Rivera
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Nolan Peterson
What media have I heard this from before?
Angel Ortiz
How do you get a one armed nigger out of a tree?
>Wave at him
How do you get a slav out of your front yard?
>Put the garbage in the back
How do you get a niglet to stop jumping on the bed?
>Put velcro on the ceiling
Gavin Garcia
Lucas Davis
AGHAGHAGHAGHAGH AGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGH AGHAGHAGH
EHUUGH EHUUGH HEIGH HEIGH HEIGH
Logan Collins
Trump getting elected could be the worst thing that could happen to them, hes given them such an easy target that all they have to say is TWO and the audience just starts shitting themselves.
Andrew Ortiz
Hey user, I'll let you in on a secret.
Quick reply, highlight text, ctrl+S
Aiden Stewart
Colbert's probably become the biggest embarrassment. He only wanted Hillary to win because his dead mommy wanted a woman as president, no matter how bad and unfit for the job they were.
>People legitimately give a shit about him having two scoops of ice cream
>People legitimately give a shit about him eating steak with ketchup
Christopher Parker
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says
"Hey captain, you have a steering wheel on your crotch"
The pirate responds "Arrr, it be drivin' me nuts"
Michael Harris
Italian user here
I remember this joke but wasn't like this
Jacob Cooper
>two scoops of ice cream
wut
>eating steak with ketchup
Trump or not, that's not okay. Just get a fucking burger at that point.
Julian Morris
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Brody Bailey
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Alexander Mitchell
No, the worst thing that could happen to comedy Central was replacing Stewart and Colbert with two agenda driven niggers that are terrible at comedy.
Nicholas Sanders
The ketchup thing is pretty fucking weird, especially since he said steak is his favorite food but hes a billionaire so I don't care.
>Francesca Ramsey is getting a pilot for comedy central
rip Comedy Central.
Ryan Rivera
I love that one
Jonathan Brown
Why did susie fall of the swing ?
Ryan Bennett
>South Park literally based their entire season around Hillary winning
>Trump won
Isaac Peterson
sauce please
Alexander Green
this was the recommended video from that video
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what the fuck is this
Bentley Lewis
Comedy Central has really never been good. It's nothing but dick and fart jokes, which are only funny when you're 12.
Elijah Russell
She has no ARMS?
Owen Price
Mario's all about stereotypical italian food in general.
Just listen to how Charles auditioned for Mario.
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