Discuss about elves in vidya

Discuss about elves in vidya.
Nu-elves are also permitted

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Elves are for sex.

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knifey eared cunts

what kind of faggot plays an elf. like how much anime do you need to watch before you think elves are cool. give me a break. i bet you're a bowfag too, how typical, how typical of a bowfag elf to play the pussy ass minimal risk yet maximum reward class. heres an idea how about you play the fucking game. no no thats just impossible the elf mentality has prevented you from ever enjoying anything that isnt smoking cock from a safe distance(from the jizz spray)

Would fuck both to be somewhat honest with all of you, dear anons.

elves aren't people, so it's not murder

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Elves are like asian people but not ugly.

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Elves are for murdering.

They're simple mistakes that need to be culled.

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Elves are actually trolls in WoW, while orcs are elves in LotR. Am I an elf?

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Silly dwarves who think that digging rocks and being stubborn are great principles to uphold.

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don't be silly, see

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But that's not how blood elves look like.

Why do most people on Sup Forums hate elves?

what kind of question is that?

most people don't like cockroaches either other than a few weirdos, it's the same thing

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>Male elf is cuter
what did they mean by this

I wanna fuck that elf (male)

>hur let's raep da elves xD
>dur I'm a alcoholic little midget
Memes.

because of all the pretend races you can be you instead pick prettier human and then try to sound like an anime girl with your chat mannerisms like anyone who isn't a complete ding dong is going to put up with it

Is there an archive for this forced elf guy?

only interesting elves ever written are elder scrolls elves and part of that is because some of those elves are dwarves

Because they're nonhuman worthless shits that are equivalent of disgusting gypos shitting up our god given towns and cities. Knife Ears don't deserve to live.

They can't keep getting away with it!

>WoW lore
>is even shittier Knock off Warhammer fantasy

Tumblr hates anything white or attractive.

"Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very liiiives?!"

These are nu-elves. say something nice to them!

Would let live but only on a leash as a pet.

Well it was technically Warhammer Fantasy, but GW is too fucking stupid to lend Blizzard the IP back in the 90s.

because they're the quintessential mary sue race in almost every single fantasy setting

>Male
>Elves
I have yet to see any proof of their existence

I FUCKING LOVE ELVES

Warhammer has become an unimaginative kitchen sink, WoW is at least tolerable.

Fantastic video game thread so far.

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>Unwarranted superiority complex
>Holier than thou attitude
Elfs are for mind break.

Why do you hate Marcille?

What about Dunmers?

I'm white but I love a bit of chocolate now and then. What's wrong with variety?

Just a bunch of dumb Mers.

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You fucking racist

Ugly
Dumb
Short-lived
Jelly

As said that goes mostly for Sup Forums. THe hate for elves mostly comes from /tg/, where people who usually play as elves are usually a pain in the ass to deal with.

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Do you want to kill the thread? Do you hate elves?

>male is prettier than female
what is this mockery of life

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>be human IRL
>play non-humans in games

I bet you faggots play female characters too.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0

As a /tg/ regular this is completely false. /tg/ has some obnoxious elf-haters, but it's still the best place to talk about them, as there are people that also really like them and know a lot about them.

Compare that to the shitfest that is this thread. Most threads about elves on Sup Forums get deleted, this board is not able to talk about them.

seems like humans

I'm telling you, Marcille is perfection

>Allods elves

youtu.be/u8QQSatNRoE

>uses nothing but stolen powers he got through backstabbing
>writes a big book of fan fiction about having sex with daedric lords and shit
>runs away from some bitch ass redguard swinging a sword around

But she's not video games.

I don't mind me some darkness either but it's all bout the lore.

black blood elves like purple orcs don't exist.

What's wrong with playing a female character in a video game?

>inb4 a line of code somehow makes you gay argument

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All elves are female.

Even the ones with dicks?

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Is this one of these epic memes I heard so much?

Those don't exist.

His logic is simple: it is female who he can fap to

Especially the ones with dicks.

Most retarded design I've seen in a while, I'm impressed

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This thread is for elves, not ayy lmaos.

the guy she tells you not to worry about vs you

Sauce

I wanna cut her ears off and leave her tied in a forest for the blood smell to attract monsters.

Why do you want to kill this thread?

>but it's still the best place to talk about them, as there are people that also really like them and know a lot about them.
people talk about elves and their lore on Sup Forums too but /tg/ crossposters are the ones who pushed elf hate so hard it became a meme. combine that with a lack of likable elves in vidya and all the prominent elf hating characters like pelinal whitestrake and lord garithos.

Post Japanese elves

Stop being a nigger and trying to get this thread shut down.

>all the prominent elf hating characters like pelinal whitestrake and lord garithos
Which are Sup Forums memes. Dorf fortress is also a video game, but the elf-hate that stems from it is far more /tg/-related. And really, just compare the threads of both boards. Elf threads on /tg/ are more civil, if you don't make some kind of bait with it. Here it's automatically shit, evenm if OP really wanted to talk about video games and elves.

you mean you want to make this thread even gayer?

I'M ANGRY ABOUT THEM

Fuck your gay elves. It's time we discuss the one true dominant and superior species, the Vampire.

LOL HOT BELVES THREAD?

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I just grabbed a random elf thread off the /tg/ catalog with like 200 posts and it's mostly the same, the only difference is the depth of which people explain why they don't like elves.
>elves master race
>elves are shit
>rape
>more rape
>tfw you will never marry an elf
shit people talk about elder scrolls more on /tg/ than Sup Forums

This thread is general garbage and a Sup Forums colony anyway. Has the same Sup Forums memes we already talked about.

It's because a large portion of Sup Forums is conformist as fuck and will go along with anything the majority of people here agree on. It's incredibly ironic too given that they're probably the same people that shit on reddit, tumblr, etc. for encouraging similar behaviour.

It clearly isn't a Sup Forums colony because the posting style is totally different. This thread is mostly single sentence posts calling elves gay or lewd dumping.

If you don't go the Tolkien route, you might as well axe your elves right off the bat. No one needs pointy-eared humans.

Most rape in this thread is about Bretons getting it by other elves, though.

We need pointy cute male elves in vidya. Why did you assume I don't need them?

You mean disease that turns humans into parasitic humans.