Things that make you immediately stop watching a Youtube Gaming Channel

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>implying I'd watch a Youtube Gaming Channel

>Watching gameplays

Pixelated avatar

lets get the obvious ones out of the way
>HEY WHATS GOING ON GUYS
>ITS YA BOI
>forced commentary
>talking over cutscenes
>commentating on obvious shit like the audience is too fucking stupid to figure it out themselves.

also
>watching gayman channels

>ITS YA BOI

Fucking Epicnamebro

>tfw my favorite youtuber says HEY WHATS GOING ON GUYS ITS YA BOI ironically

I don't watch youtube gaming channels at all. I hate how everyone has to talk over everything nowadays. I like watching footage of games, but I can't just fucking get games without people making irrelevant jokes and talking about themselves over it. It's a fucking chore to just see how a game plays, and more importantly, how good the soundtrack/sfx are.

nothing stings more than picking up signal from tolva only to find out it's sound is like ping pong balls rattling around a metal cage when you fire on enemies because the video I watched had some DUMB FUCKING FAGGOT TALKING OVER IT THE WHOLE TIME.

or dead cells, there's basically no sound to speak of, but I couldn't know that because there's no FUCKING VIDEOS WITHOUT PEOPLE TALKING, EVEN THE GOD DAMNED OFFICIAL TRAILER.

Asmongold?

you have to dig for gold. or just settle for game grumps you fags

rip Marcus

It's funny when you can clearly see that the person doesn't give one fuck about the game they're playing but rather how they appear on the cam. Literally 80% of their focus is on the chat instead of the game.

WOOOOAH
HELLO MY DUDE IT'S YOUR BOY ETIKA
TODAY WE HAVE A SMASH BROS 5 LEEK FROM Sup Forums
MEWTWO????
MY DICK

>game grumps
never good

>Finally find a gaming channel you like
>Doesn't do all the obnoxious avatar/ITS YA BOI/being a cunt shit
>Not many subs
>Maybe 1000~ views every time a new vid is released
>Still good content
>They stop posting videos because nobody was watching their shit
>Faggots like nerd^3/theslaptrain/markiplier/pewdiepie could literally take a shit on cam and get a million views

fucking cancer

>"What's up, guys...."

>>They stop posting videos because nobody was watching their shit

yeah when they do that, they don't deserve to be famous

Hey now, nerd^3 is about the only popular channel where the player is actually competent in games requiring intelligence.

gamegrumps are so fucking stale now holy shit

Danny is an actual cancerous tumor that sucks the fucking life out of the show, he shits on arins goofs and hates ANYTHINg non PC, total cucklord.

Just look at this oneyplays w/ arin and look at the comments
youtube.com/watch?v=igf9Jx_iE1I
Everyone is reminded of the true gamegrumps spirit of dicking about with friends alla the jontron era.

Danny can literally die i fucking hate him.

Try Phontomen, he's about that size and reeks of Sup Forums- like autism.

Anomaly?

>Game Theory reference

That should be enough to put someone in prison.

Nerd 3 is a fucking faggot. I can't remember why, but I know he is.

I gave up watching Youtube around the time that monetization became a thing.

Now, even "amatur" or "fan" channels are all the same, cookie cutter, formulaic, over produced garbage for the lowest common denominator. I miss the days when a rag tag group of faggots made videos for fun, on their subHD cameras, just to make others laugh or whatever. Just because they enjoyed doing it, there was some passion there.

Now it's all MUH AD REVENUE MUH COPYRIGHT REEEEEE PAY MY BILLS TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK AND REMEMBER TO LIKE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE, DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AND SUPPORT ME ON PATREON

Making Youtube into a thing people try to do as a career.

>woman starts talking

WELCOME BACK TO SUP
SUPER MARDYO MAKER
WELCOME BACK TO SUP
AAAASUPAMADYALAGSHSD
WHAT UP ITS DACHIE AND WELCOME BACK TO SUPER MARDYO MAKER, THE GAME WHERE YOU MAKE ME LEVELS, AND I DO THE SHIT. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO

>watching a Youtube Gaming Channel

are you fucking 8 years old or something

my friend told me this is what his nephews do because their mom won't buy them the new Xbox games

are you some faggot who can't afford to get his hands on the games

BrickyOrchid8 is pretty gud

he's ok I guess

Calm down grandpa

the SuperMega boys are the last beacon hope for let's plays

their live action stuff is gold
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why are there so many annoying faggots in smash
i think its a fun game but the community is absolute cancer
i cant watch any smash video without some autist screaming

oh wow his channel came a long way. he's made 400 new videos since I last checked.
good for him.

Reporting in with comfiest LPers

>Aren't funny
>Aren't good/knowledgeable at what they play
>Don't even play niche/underrated/interesting games

Jermas 2nd channel is alright

Play it yourself then baka

Smii7y and Fitz (both csgo channels I think) are decent I suppose

>stream highlights
Nah.

>play video
>HEY EVERYONE
>dropped

>he's a faggot, but I don't know why
You're not very clever, are you?

The thing that makes me stop watching a gaming channel is watching a gaming channel.

Except pannenkoek.

>channel image is a flattering drawing that shows off how "cool" they are. usually wearing a dreamworks smirk.
>watch video
>they're actually an obese piece of shit.
EVERY.
GOD.
DAMN.
TIME.

Those guys are cancer as well.

i bet you really enjoy DSP

this is awful, did egoraptor write this shit

No, but I know he's a faggot. It's something he did back in 2013 I just can't remember what.

I enjoy LGR I find it quite informative.

Hope you niggers realise you all just ruled out the greatest vidya channel of all time.

>people dropping channels because of greetings

I bet you're all pleasant and polite in real life

>find a channel playing old school Everquest
>guy is soft-spoken and just occasionally talks about old times and explaining features
>comfy as fuck, but only like 50-100 views per video
>realize I'm watching his videos from like 2 years ago and he's still making them to this day
>click on a video that came out yesterday
>HEY WHAT'S UP GUYS ITS ME YA BOI HERE HERE JUST HANGING OUT WITH MY BOIS MEMELOVER AND DRUMPFSLAYER SAY HI GUYS

Just be happy your favorites are content to toil in obscurity and haven't sold their souls to the Great Satan of HEY WHATS UP GUYS.

>ALRIGHT HELLO

Guru larry sent me into a whirlwind when he I saw how big he was, and that he had nasty yellow teeth.

either an obese mess or a haggard 30 year old dressed like an early 00's teenager

...

Also 3kliksphilip is nice for informative CSGO shit

whats probably the worst thing to watch is an inept fucktard fail to understand subtle but very clear hints from the game on where to go and he instead decides to flail around like a retard for 10 minutes trying to figure it out what to do.
fucking hell it happens so often.

I've been on/off watching Cryaotic since I was in middle school so that's like 5 years. What do you guys think of him?

jerma's streams are pretty good. the christmas one where he streamed a ton of shitty mobile games wasnt bad

Eh, he's kinda in his own "so bad he's good" category, I'm talking more mediocre-bad types like Super Beard Bros.

>implying i go outside or talk to people

that's what makes them good, they're not over edited joke videos or just him thinking of what to say next in his 49 part LP

and mapping with hammer, y'know, if you're interested in that

>greatest vidya channel of all time.
not saying much there

Conversely
>avatar is two morbidly obese neckbeards
>guys are actually both thin and fit
I've only seen one channel do this, and they stopped making videos ages ago, but still

The fact that it's a Gaming Channel

Egoraptor in a nutshell unless he has played the game before. (in which he probably had that problem off camera)

His streams are great, but I want actual videos.
2014 Jerma was fucking mint, absolutely unbeatable. I'm mostly just pissy and want those days back.

I hate exaggerated facial expressions in the thumbnail. I imagine markiplier sitting alone in his room making le scared faces, taking 20 different pictures before he is satisfied.

at least he's not forcing out videos like ster is doing. I honestly think its better this way, if he doesnt feel like doing videos he probably shouldnt do them.

I still miss the old days.

Made worse when it's that whorish americunt accent - like you think a porno is about to start.

>nasty yellow teeth
Bad teeth is par the course for your typical britbong, you should know that already.

Immortalhd?

what? You talking about the california "like oh my god" girl accent, or what?

Dude that's just poor game design

>the title of their videos is in all caps
>thumbnails include the youtuber doing a silly face
>facecam
>Youtuber thinks he's funny when he's incredibly obnoxious
>"hahaha look at how bad at games I am isn't it funny?"
>Forced reactions
>youtuber constantly does """""funny"""""" voices and impressions
>Videos are about the youtuber's personality rather than the game

Yeah.
That's called a valley girl accent but it's not even exclusive to the San Fernando Valley like the name implies, it's fucking everywhere.
Such a shit-tier voice.

I feel your pain bro.

>I miss the days when a rag tag group of faggots made videos for fun, on their subHD cameras, just to make others laugh or whatever. Just because they enjoyed doing it, there was some passion there.

yeah because GameLife was SO FUCKING GOOD amirite?

>taking 20 different pictures before he is satisfied
>Implying Markiplier cares enough to do more than one funny face per video

is there any way to blacklist words on youtube?
i never ever want to see any TOP 10 bullshit videos again

>ello u

Watching a Nigros channel not expecting to see him chimp out every 5 min

Who likes yogscast/hat films?

Literal children and fujo who write fanfiction about them, that's who watches yogscast.

>see one video
>in the middle of it a guy starts tearing off his fingernails
>fuckthat
>close the video
>it shows up in my recommended every time I open youtube
what a great design

Yeah. It's genuine autism and unintentional cringe humor at it's finest, and much funnier than any modern Youtube """comedy""". Especially """"""GAMER"""humor"""

but why are they doing that?
cant they see that they are being a complete stereotype?

He wants to look funny and cute, not ugly. He takes more than one.

>tfw unironically like top 10 videos

>dislike video because i dont like it
>simmiliar videos get recommended to me
??????
youtube a shit

so you only like it because "le kino may may"? Not defending modern content or anything but to say we haven't progressed is being dishonest.

its a feature goy, now watch the 50 facts about drumpf lists and stephen colbert highlights until you like them.

'Blind lets play' with overacting or overreacting players

I think you mean "poor brain design"

Uhm, just search for longplay or "without commentary" then?

Even lots of people on twitch don't say a word, they just play for everyone to see, with two randoms watching.

Serious question here: do people even play video games anymore?

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You can just use videoblocker and block whatever channel uploaded that video. chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/video-blocker/jknkjnpcbbgcbdbaampbjlhkcghmgfhk?hl=en

>"Hey everybody it's Chuggaaconroy!"

Kids don't and I still do.