What's his endgame?

What's his endgame?

To host a gladiator sport with legal bindings so he gets away scotfree if anyone dies. He finds no greater high than the excitement of watching innocent people kill each other.

/edge

To secretly induce the ARMS gene behind the scenes while "commentating" as an "underling" in the ARMS league despite being a massive mascot. Hiding in plain sight, nigga

To sell shovelware at full retail price when any other company releasing the same exact game for more than 15 would be ridiculed and ignored.

Am I weird for thinking he's adorable? My friend says he looks weird and ugly.

>japanese va is Yu Kobayashi screaming in excited
>english va is a bored guy

I think this is the first time I've decided to not buy a game because the commentator is awful.

Yeah yeah sony pone, we get it, you're still mad about the Switch. Now go to bed, you have school tomorrow

Prove what I said wrong.

>sonybro so mad because the opening cutscenes for Uncharted 4 still hasn't finished, and skipping the cutscenes goes to the credits

To weed out the one who'll give the best handjob.

What are you talking about, the English VA may be cheesy but he's pretty good still

To fool you into thinking you're buying anything more than a glorified Wii Sports minigame.

Not him, but I will with greentext

>Determines shovelware on a aesthetic level instead of actually giving it any time of day to validate his opinion

Where's the porn of him giving a handjob and a blowjob at the same time to Springman and Ninjara?

There's another one, get the Raid!

Answer me fags, validate my i securities

Why is your only argument so invalid? Arms is way more fleshed out than anything I've seen from Wii Sports, better yet a PS4 exclusive "game"

He's as cute as someone with lines as thick as his can be. His head hand is a little weird but he's endearing.

If a developer released FOOTS and it looked exactly the same, it'd be ignored. Deny that all you want but it's the truth. Only reason this is getting any attention because Nintendo has few games coming out this year, no new third party games releasing in time to fill the gaps, and because Nintendos brand is on it. Spouting Sony this and XBot that won't change anything.

>Not being hyped as fuck for the Rabbid game
It's gonna be amazing. Nintendo's back, baby!

I would be though because I like the idea behind it.

A boxing game but with fleshed out system that is more than simple jabs, like being able to curve punches, dash and with special moves sounds great.

I have the strangest feeling you didn't watch any of the gameplay during the direct.

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK HIS HEAD HAND IS WEIRD

Didn't Divekick do kinda well though?

Mad you can't play the next Nintendo hit?

>Final boss of the game

Captain Belt Man better be playable

Imagine you could use the referee as a fist.
This would be cool as hell. Would make ARMS even better.

I love cute mascot characters usually, but his design does nothing for me.
Cause it is.

Calling it now: he's actually some kind of god or god's servant that introcuded the ARMS in the world for the sake of ritualistic gladiatorial fights.
The final boss is probably him being beefed up by said god's power (the stone mask reminds of Central America pre-Columbus culture).

Get pity sex from Ribbon Girl

lorefags get out

to put his head in someones anus

nigger tongue my anus

>If a developer released FOOTS and it looked exactly the same, it'd be ignored
Prove it. It's the truth right? Then you can surely prove it.

Triple
Fisting
But his arms are too short

>buy game
>change switch region to japanese
Not like the story is that important probably

the announcer is playable

:^)