So, I guess we're all going to just ignore the fact that a "yoga master" from India, a largely vegetarian country that practices one a religion of peace (Hinduism), wears human skulls around his neck?
So, I guess we're all going to just ignore the fact that a "yoga master" from India...
William Perez
Connor Miller
it's ok, they're not his
Benjamin Taylor
Those are the skulls of the children of his village that died of hunger and famine, weren't they? He wears them to "respect their souls" or something.
Jackson Green
Nah they was gonna make him a black voo doo master but said bleh.
You have to keep in mind Street Fighter isn't realistic. Men vs women, no weight classes, never aging realistically, fake martial arts, sumos who can jump high.
Thomas Smith
This
Carter Green
>grown man
>not a single stand of hair on him
hate unrealistic anime designs
Aiden Gomez
In his bio on Wikipedia it says they are "shrunken" skulls....like these:
en.wikipedia.org
Except I'm pretty sure they remove the skulls first.
Brody Sullivan
>isn't realistic
Okay, but that isn't an excuse for inaccurate character designs when they are basing their designs around "cultural" aspects.
Owen Rodriguez
>Isn't an excuse for inaccurate designs
The native American character is a Mexican
Zachary Martinez
Okay, and? Nightwolf was American.
Kevin Williams
Why do you even fucking exist? No one gives a fuck about this shit.
Alexander Baker
I also remember that story, want to say it was in the booklet of the snes version of SF2. Obviously they designed the characters first and came up with bullshit to justify them later but at least it's not like they never bothered coming up with why the skulls are there.
Josiah Roberts
>can stretch his arms, legs and contort his body like rubber
>can breath fire that isn't even real but still burns people through power of suggestion
>can teleport
>can read minds
>can see the future
>can levitate
>has a metal as fuck skull necklace
>dances like a motherfucker
>fights for the good of his village
Tier lists aside, how is Dhalsim not everyone's favourite character?
Eli Ward
Why is Dhalsim so fit
Why does a yoga master need to know how to fight
Leo Robinson
>why do you even fucking exist
you see, when a man loves a woman....Or, well, love doesn't even really have to be there. In fact, they don't even really need to know each-other...Or want each-other....I guess you could say that the concept of reproduction is just based around desire really, and not even a desire on both sides, it's sort of interesting how we all assume that each baby is the result of an act of love because we associate sex with something passionate and intimate but it could easily just be this primal display of power by a rapist, or a forceful partner taking advantage of someone under the influence. Hell, it could even just be for monetary gain, what with the way the economy currently works for the poor class....But, alas, this is all besides the point, you shouldn't exist, so go neck yourself you inbred nigger faggot
Joshua Nelson
>And
The "AMERICAN" INDIAN is from Mexico
Joseph Morgan
Parker Barnes
Annoying as fuck to fight.
Also poo
Thomas White
All Yoga masters are combat masters too. You need to be able to defend the secret to enlightenment.
Isaac Foster
Technically, Indians in Mexico are sometimes called "Native Americans in Mexico".
Adam Wright
I thought you were going to make a Lanky Kong joke for a second there.
Joshua Brooks
So? Doesn't mean he ate them.
Im more upset they never show Sim shitting in the streets.
Camden Rogers
Dhalsim is pretty cool now that I think about it.
Christian Thompson
The Vega one is funnier.
Robert Gray
You just reminded me of this: