Country

>country
>age you lost your virginity
>favorite console or PC
>favorite videogame

Mexico
23
pic related
Halo 3 FO:NV

>america
>17
>360
>halo 3 or bad company

Kinda scary how similar we are op

>America
>Still counting :)
>alien ware
>TF2 and Diablo III trial

>US
>I'm 6 months from being a Wizard
>PS2 and my PC
>Dragons Dogma: Dark Arisen and Star Ocean 3

>burger
>KHV, 23
>Pee See
>New Vegas

Bad company 2, that is. The first one was great to but man, knocking down houses with the sound effects being the fucking titanic sinking is the greatest thing in vidya i've ever played

>USA
>All the disadvantages, none of the advantages
>ps2
>Ratchet & Clank: Up your arsenal (Jak 2 close second)

America
16
OG xbox
Halo 2

USA
Still a virgin(23)
PC
Sonic Adventure

>still a virgin
>sonic
no fucking wonder

...

>America
>7
>Unironically the 360. SNES is a very close second
>Pic related. X2 and Dead Space are both just barely below it

US, 18, PC for emulation, Parasite Eve

>Clapistan
>16
>SNES
>Secret of Mana

>Murrica
>14
>PC I guess, I wish I got a PS4 instead of an xbone or at least some games for my switch
>OoT
Reading this makes me feel like a normalfag

USA
still virgin (19)
SNES
Custom Robo

>USA
>27 and still a virgin, almost 28 ;_;
>Idort but mostly PC and PS4
>Knights of the Old Republic or Age of Empires 2

>all these nonvirgins
It wasn't like this 10 years ago.

>USA
>19
>PS2
>Persona 4

>Canada
>16
>3DS
>probably super turbo but mountain blade and swordcraft story are up there

A few seem like child abuse age though

I know who you are

New Hampshire
22, still virgin
My PC
Dark Souls

Then who am I?

>country
The British Empire

>age you lost your virginity
19

>favorite console or PC
PC or 360.

>favorite videogame
The Zelda Oracle games.

DDDA should be nowhere near your top game. This is probably why you're a wizard.

You are a black manlet

Not even close. White and 6'5" actually.

NA
7 more years til superpowers
360
Lost Planet 2 or Resident Evil 5

>Italy
>17
>PC
>Dragon's dogma

>white
>6'5"
>27
>virgin
Ok liar

>7
Story time

>all this 360 love

Just when i thought the board was getting gayer, its actually getting better. You guys rock

Not a word of a lie, I promise you.

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>all these liars claiming they had sex

lolling hard at you all trying to prove yourself to other anonymous pussy repellent.

>7
better give me some good /ss/ or you on loli storytime

You must be either morbidly obese, gay, or hideous then

Russia
19 still a virgin
PSone
Tie between Resi 2 and MGS3

It's not that hard to get laid.

Usa
Virgin (20)
I don't really enjoy video games, i use it to escape reality, so I don't really have a favorite console or videogame.

>laughing whores.jpg

maybe if you have no standards and go for fat chicks who are desperate.

None of above. Fat and average looking, but not obese or below a 6. You done being completely terrible at knowing anything about me?

Clapistan
12
PS2
Super Metroid

>12
story?

Well yeah, during those ten years I lost my virginity believe it or not. That's quite some time.

>He's never been to a fresher's week

Liar

Cousin and I got curious.

what the fuck is a fresher's week

Bike seat malfunction

America
19
PS2
Neir/Drakengard series

>U.K
>16
>PS2
>MGS2

>a fucking leaf
>13
>PC
>TF2

We saw and don't care.

When all the first years come to university and there's deals on in bars and clubs.

Was she attractive?

Are you retarded? If I were to lie, I wouldn't have admitted to any of that. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you think I'm proud of still being a virgin when I turn 28 this summer? I don't know why I am, I just am. I am incapable of getting a woman to fuck me and you would not know by looking at me. I lie about it all the time irl.

the catch to that is the college town also needs bars.

>tfw missed out on anything like this happening
My only female cousin was like 6 years older than me. She was pretty hot desu though.

Yes

That's bleak.

Ever try being handsome? I'm autistic as fuck and I literally get pussy by girls DM'ing me on Twitter.

the nearest bar was 2 hours away when I went to college, also most of the girls were either pregnant or indian.

>51st state
>N/A
>SNES
>DKC2

I just fucked up the spelling on Drakengard. Which it doesn't matter since I just noticed I fucked the spelling on Nier after posting again.

I'm decent looking but women hate me.

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fuck off, mexican

Fucking spics. It seems no console/pc is safe from the internet parasites

>US
>19
>who gives a shit, only the games matter
>Final Fantasy Tactics

Finland
Still going strong at 20
PS4
Bloodborne

Make me :^)

Oh wait you can't because we're citizens :^) :^)

Pls don't go all supreme gentleman

>51st state

mexico is not a state you dumb spic. Trump really needs to step up his game and get rid of you all.

more like underage

you're not. you're worthless island mexicans and your dumb country will NEVER EVER be a state since you're a front for the irs

>mfw

I won't. That's not me. I still have hope I'll find love someday. Don't know why, probably should accept it'll never happen but I have to cling to something.

Not really, PC can play most games before 360 and 360 had some decently fun games.

>The British Empire
Time travel is a hell of a drug. What would an 1800s video game even look like?

The British Empire was still around until 1997. In fact it never actually got dissolved.

Well see about that Tyrone.

Hypothetically yes, but then again hypothetically the USA and South Korea are still at war with North Korea.

Effectively, no. You still haven't answered my question

Weird. I non-ironically think it's easier to get a gf than a male friend.

why do you island mexicans always think you're above niggers? you're the same in my eyes

>US
>14
>PC
>Oblivion

Canada
16
PS2
Clock Tower 3

Because we are, but only if you weren't a low 85 IQ nigger you'd know.

other way around for me, women love to friendzone me but that's it, guys get along with me great but I'm not into dudes so there's that.

no one is interested, any time I like someone they're taken and it's usually a human piece of shit they're with that trapped them into thinking they need them by knocking them up.

I also don't want kids ever but no woman seems cool with that.

The dream never dies.
I reckon an 1800s video game would pretty much be Pong but there would be a buzzing sound instead of sound effects and the entire thing would be a board of lightbulbs acting as a screen.

Russia
19
Super Nintendo
Heroes of Might & Magic 3

straya
22
pcbro
bloodborne

>being a "nice guy"
>getting friendzoned
>whining about the chads

no, you're just a beta faggot who doesn't know how to talk to women.

USA
lol
PS2/PC
System Shock 2

Slovakia
>implying
PC
Mafia

>chads
>fat ugly mexicans = chads

try again faggot

My step-sister was just a lonely teenager. We did it multiple times, only basic vanilla stuff. One day we stopped and never spoke about it again. She's older and has kids now but occasionally visits. One day I asked "are you bringing the kids next time?". She suddenly blurted out that they were my niece and nephew, not my kids. I had to explain that I just called them kids because they were still little. It was a pretty awkward situation

I like you

>Latvia
>infinity
>PC
>Gothic 2 or Dark souls

Bruh. Those are your kids...