A girl agrees to give birth to your daughter, but only if you name her after a vidya character

a girl agrees to give birth to your daughter, but only if you name her after a vidya character
what character do you choose?

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Might as well go with zelda.

The Evil Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed, Slug-for-a-Butt

Kairi
I like that name. Anyhow, if one day I have a daughter, I'll call her Luiza.

Solid first reply.
For me it depends on the ethnicity of my wife. Ayane is an ok name, but only if the kid is at least half gook

Ammy

Lilith. Fairly normal.

Raising another man's child is some cuck shit.

Borcha.

Well that's fucking easy. Meryl.

Vela

She must wear pigtais

Metroid

A baby that will have to learn to walk before she crawls

>inb4 all the autism/neet lords calling their kid fucking zelda

Hana

my gook surname won't fit with Western name

i don't want a daughter, though.

Rebecca

Maxine

Shield Knight.

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Bridget

John Carmack

Master Chief

Zelda just to spite this faggot

Jill. My waifu from tv and video games.

Gwyndolin

Laqueesha DeRay Jaxon.

She looks so much better with this hair than her normal look.

Abathur
>we just call her Abby

>mfw

Here's to a job well done (if you ignore the very first post)

Name 65 (sixty five) games that have a character with this name.

>actually wanting a child
Are you actively trying to ruin your life?

Japan doesn't seem to understand that twin tails don't suit any girl whose age is in double digits.

Call her something normal like Jill, Amy, Chloe, Coco, Candy, Rouge, Peach, Tawna, Ciri, Cortana, Rydia, etc

Mario
Gay Ray
Chilly Chad

It's our only purpose. If you disagree you have accepted your life as a failure.

>calling your own fucking kin "CANDY"
What's next, Champagne?

Well that's easy.

Inkling Girl.

Our only purpose is to become better people and use what time we have to learn. If you think procreation is important at all then you're no better than a stinking animal.

I met a girl named Chardonnay once. She wasn't even black but I'm sure there was some nigger blood in there somewhere.

>Jill, Amy, Chloe
ok
>Coco, Candy, Rouge, Peach, Tawna, Ciri
literally stripper names
>Cortana, Rydia
what the fuck?

I really hope you're just trolling and wouldn't actually name your child like this.

Bayonetta

cereza

user

that's the joke

>tfw molested as a kid and can never have wizard powers

IT'S NOT FAIR

I would probably name my daughter Mia anyway it's a cute name.
>Inb4 Wayu

I would recommend you to talk some older people who don't have kids. The thing is, dying is scary and knowing that at least your genes live on is a comforting thought for most people. It's in our genetics.

I'll name her Maria.
Then I'll force the nice name "Dollie" for giggles.

Ilia

Without procreation who takes care of you in your old age? I've worked in nursing homes. There's nothing more depressing than the 85 year old with no children or family left to care about them.

Charles Barkley

>a girl agrees to give birth to your daughter
>Raising another man's child is some cuck shit.
???

People like you don't have kids for a reason. It's natural selection.

How could have I impregnated her if I'm a girl? Ergo, it's another man's child.

Sonic or Bubsy

The world would be better if only people like them had kids. People who want kids are subhuman and don't deserve to exist, nor their children. Funny that the only ones that deserve to pass their genes on don't want to.

>Posting on Sup Forums
>Not a futanari
Normies reeee

Dying isn't scary to people who took the time to better themselves, like they suggested. If you're still afraid of death by the time it comes knocking then you fucked up and wasted your life in trivial bullshit like introducing more people into the world.

>I only want autists to have kids
Yeah, that would make for an awesome world.

>dying isn't scary
You're a ghost?

What's being dead like?
Do they have vidya?

You sound like an angsty teenager who just discovered nihilism. Good luck with the no kids thing but I'm sure it will come natural.

Claire, of course. It's already my favorite female name.

>people who want kids are subhuman

Kaz "finger on the trigger to kill a nigger" miller

This. If you think having kids is in any way important or fulfilling then you're a horribly vapid person and are definitely an unfit parent.

Remilia
Beatrix
Hildegard from Soul Calibur I don't remember the full name
Leona

Raising a daughter is the ultimate cucking. Literally raising a woman with love and devotion so she can get fucking railed by some retarded chad.

>yfw you're baby girl is out there sucking dick and getting her puss destroyed and loving every second of it

You realise there's people capable of fulffilling themselves and becoming a better person while at the same time having a family? It's amazing I know, the skills these people posses.

>If you disagree you have accepted your life as a failure.
Then I guess I disagree. Enjoy the noise and smell!

That's why you fuck her boyfriend

It's your responsibility as a father and as a man to personally beat her up, if the chad she hangs out with isn't approved by you.

Kids suck tho, fuck that
I'll leave it to the people that think they're some sort of investment instead of a giant liability.

That's just like your opinion man

I'm glad one human being on this basket weaving site agrees. Now if only more people will understand that most fringe cuts are also unsuitable on adult women.

Reimu

Lenneth.

Came close too. But it was an anembryonic gestation. Then she left me.

Metroid

>a girl agrees to give birth to your daughter

AAAHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Princess Devilotte de Death Satan IX

I never learned to crawl as a baby, I would roll around like a barrel. I didn't start walking until I was almost 4 either.

Lara obviously

What's wrong with being a cuck?

Maria

Strelok

Alisa Illinichina Amiella

Thats just adorable

>not raising your daughter as your wife

what a fucking idiot

Yonah.
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Jeanette

I was already planning on naming my daughter Alice and that's a video game character.

estelle, or sheena

>pic related

Underrated.

Waddle Dee