Why don't you have a girlfriend yet, Sup Forums?

Why don't you have a girlfriend yet, Sup Forums?

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How does this have anything to do with video games?

Because every girl is bitch, and as I'm free person, I decide to not make my life harder.

im gay

Yes.
You can play video games with your gf therefore they are video game related.

I'm gay, I want a boy to hold me and kiss me tenderly. I'd like it if he was a bit taller than me. I want him to be able to princess carry me. I want to love him and do what I can to make him happy for the rest of my life.

How about you OP?

that's a boy

I don't know if I still have.
>lived with gf for 3 years
>i moved away (5 hours, back to my origin country and family) to sort my life with jobs, depression etc
>i considered us to have broken up, but she insists to this day that we're on long distance, and that she at least needs to remain my friend
>don't know if i can make it work again, i miss her but i'll just go back to ruining her life
>been apart for over 2 years now and i finally have an income etc

Does that scare you?

I like where this threas is going OwO

>Sup Forums in 2017

don't want one

does my online gf count?

I can bench you on my cock if you think of that as princess holding

I do, though.

I'm not interesting enough or confident enough to have one.

Why would I want to settle for a girl when guys are so much better?

But I have one.

No, you know what I mean by princess carrying. I want more than just a rough dicking.

fag

I do.
I hate it

if i cant love me how can i expect anyone else to

Just fucking date her again retard. What's stopping her from emigrating to you?

You're not going to find a girl in fucking 2017 who would remain faithful for two years apart, don't just throw that away.

Ask her to come?
You like her and she still likes you after all these years. If she's so attached to you being with her won't ruin anything for her.

Guys suck dicks.

Waiting until furries are real.

You're gonna puke hairballs

what a shitty fucking body

girls are fucking gay

God I love video games

Yes, and?

Too busy shit posting.

God damn it, I'm so fucking close.
I've lost 30lbs and I think I'm about 10lbs away from the perfect trap aesthetics.

That slut will be me one day, faggots.

Maybe the hairballs will trap all of the mucus from my allergies.

I have one and she likes vidya but we hardly play together and I only speak to her loosely. We're both pretty happy regardless and do give her some personal time when I'm in the mood or not busy. I used to think this was a bad relationship but after being in a clingy 24-7 need attention trainwreck it's very refreshing and I don't feel obligated to make sure we both feel the same way still if one of us doesn't respond immediately.

Don't buy into the clingy girlfriend meme bros, get a girl who respects your space.

Pet hair is the worst fucking thing for allergies faggot
Just buy generic fexofenadine & pseudoephedrine in bulk and take the two together

I concur.

What do you define as a good body, faggot?

I can't stop fapping is why. I get laid but I can't go for that 2nd round often.

She's gonna cheat on you when you least expect it.

You either will never know or you won't find out for months.

But I do.

>girl i've been working with for the last 5 months or so
>really friendly with me, we usually hang out after work
>sometimes she'll ask me out places out of the blue like to the movies or to lunch
>have been invited over several times
>gets pretty touchy feely when we sit next to each other, have had her grab my hand out of nowhere sometimes
>got a comfortable thing going but hasn't gone further than that

I honestly don't know if she's waiting for me to make a move or if I'm being friendzoned. I don't think she's dating anyone else and it's a pretty small office so if it were someone would probably know.

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Real furries would be terrifying. they wouldn't even look like the suits, they'll just look people with animal heads and tails covered in fur.

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That's Slugbox, I hate myself a little bit for recognizing that art style so easily

Coco a shit, kys moefag

furfags get the fuck and stay in the like (You) all

lmaooooo get cucked

i'll be anyone's girlfriend if they're good at overwatch and will play with me. you don't even have to be nice to me. i'll heal you all the time and give you compliments and affection!!

kissable tummy/10
cute

How small is your penis? This is important.