Coworkers start talking about videogames

>coworkers start talking about videogames

>have to hide my kingdom hearts power level from my blackaboo coworkers in fear of being more weeb than them

eyy bruh u got tha new nba2k

>co-workers start asking you if you are in a relationship

OP, if you're going to keep posting this, I demand you at least admit you're Australian.

Hardly new at this point.

>user, are you married?
>no
>do you have a girlfriend
>no
>oh I see, you're gay.

HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP JUMPING TO THIS CONCLUSION?

>"Have you ever heard of [game i never played]"?
>Resist urge to talk shit about it based on what I read
I should play more video games

Someday I'll just start telling people I'm gay even if it isn't true.

kek faggit

just be real with them and tell them you're not good with girls

That is a big assumption to make.

>so, I'm just not good with girls
>oh, so you're gay

Wow, great advice

If they jump to the conclusion so readily after telling them that they're the faggot, not you

>Bring my Switch to work with Mario Kart 8D
>Everyone wants a fucking go
>End of the day we've had 4 work tournaments already
>Mfw first every time

Knobheads

Please tell me you have a webm of them kissing.

being this close to girls makes me nervous. This webm is giving me anxiety.

Well we could jump to the conclusion that you are husbando material and that you having neither of those two could mean that.

riverdale is my favorite persona game

>cOWORKERS START TALKING

>no, its just i keep meeting bitches like you

This happened to me the other day.

One guy started a conversation about potential GotYs.

One dude picked Prey and the other picked LoL, stating because it's the most played game ever that it deserves it.

LoL dude called Prey being the better game of the two a minor opinion which set off the Prey dude's anger.

My suggestion was BotW, though if I had to choose between Prey and League, I'd definitely side with Prey guy.

>well-adjusted, family oriented maintenance worker in his 50's starts talking about the new Gorillaz album and how he liked Plastic Beach the best


This happened about 40 minutes ago, I couldn't believe it

>Having a job

LoL guy is retarded, for a hell of a lot of reasons, but primarily because LoL was not released in 2017

>coworkers start talking about football and other coworkers

>late 20s coworkers start discussing their minecraft tekkit server

>get new job
>tell everyone you have a gf of 5 years, thinking about marrying her
>week later pepper spray yourself and tell coworkers she died in a car accident, crying
>nobody will bother you for a long time and you can act autismal and then blame it on the grief

FOOLPROOF

>It's always the lowest tier casual shit like Skyrim or CSGO or whatever the latest AAA meme shitfest is

...

humanz was pretty shit, I think damon's going through a midlife crisis

>user did you play Skyrim?
>yep, i use a lot of mods and can be pret-
>what is a mod?

>coworkers start blasting the new guy

Why are people so shit at being people?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

They're just working at shitty places

>defend the new guy
>he start to prayse you like a vagabond cat

>prayse

wat

>coworkers start talking about anime

>talk about a girl
>oh, I thought you were gay all this time

no relationship = you're gay

I'M SOCIALLY INEPT. WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT

>one guy did this to me once
>everyone laughs
>report them to HR
>all have to apologize and take sensitivity training
>guy who said it was up for promotion but this fucked him over
>they transfer me to another department with a small raise
>i am not even gay

lol

I've never had anyone told me this. I just say I like single life and have no interest in a relationship, probably ever.

>coworker starts talking about video games
>"my favourites are fallout 1 and 2. I can't really get into Bethesda or BioWare games"

Follow.

did you suck his dick?

this

generally the higher up in education you go, the less of that shit you have to deal with

there's always exceptions though

>co-worker talks about Sup Forums

>Do you play video games?
>Yeah
>Did you play [AAA 1, 2, 3] yet?

>yet

>instantly, automatically, intuitively understand all those games are shit even though I've never even fucking heard of some of them before
>zero fucks given about any of them, as always
>conclude within seconds his taste sucks, he's cancer, and i don't like him
>Next find out he's a consolepleb, I'm masterrace
>Asks me what I play
>Cite some obscure exclusive indie shit he likewise didn't know or care about
>he seems confused
>realize he assumes the same about me and my taste as I do about him
>he leaves the exchange confident that he is right

No. Instead, we just kept chatting about RPGs and forgot to keep working for an hour or so

Have you just insulted me?

I just use my reasoning of a divorce family at a young age. Which is true by the way. Folks divorced when I was 3 years old. I was still raised well, but I do not want to be bothered with relationships because I knew how much of the bullshit went between both parents. Both of them cared for me, but still quarreled nonetheless.

>In elevator leaving class
>lecturer and another student from the class get in elevator too
>They start talking about dark souls lore or some shit
>They start applying cognitive shit and mental spaces
>Something something light, dark, mirrors
>exit elevator
>go home

Did you have sex with his fedora?

No, my friend.

>they just recite Monty Python to each other and never play any games
Boring.
How do I make it clear to someone that they should never do this around me, without revealing my secret shame?

They do it on purpose to shame you for not blindly following societal customs

pic unrelated

>coworkers start arguing about superman vs goku

>haha dude theres this weird site called Sup Forums, its got like, tentacle hentai and hackers on it

I..don't believe you, but I will take you as a man of your word

He is more right than you, indieshit is even worse than mainstream yearly releases.

>co-worker talks about Sup Forums
>he's more well off than you are
Granted, he browses /ck/ and Sup Forums instead of places like Sup Forums.

>coworkers
So you actually have a job, huh? Fucking normie. I bet you fell for the university meme as well.
I work part time and it fucking sucks, I'm looking at applying for university but have no fucking clue what I want to study. Any pointers user? I'm rather creative and enjoy writing, but a English or creative writing degree seems like a dead end. I'd like to do a science, biology or something, but I feel like it'll be too fucking hard.

>well off
>browses Sup Forums

Journalism