I dont care if it pleases peoples dicks, The Zero Suit was a mistake

I dont care if it pleases peoples dicks, The Zero Suit was a mistake.

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my dick is more important than your feelings

My dick is more important than your dick.

fippy bippy

>looks great
>pisses off autists
I can't imagine a better improvement to a series.

Too bad the games are still trash.

>Zero Suit only appeared in undersold Metroid games like Other M and Zero Mission
>still further slapped in prequels and spinoffs like stupid Smash and Prime games
>won't appear in Metroid 5 anytime soon
who's glad /ourgoddess/ is coming back soon?

It was blatant pandering to Japanese audiences to get them to finally buy a Metroid game. Same shit with all the changes they made in Fusion, Other M, and even Federation Force. It didn't work. Nintendo should just give up on trying to attract Japan and focus on the audience that actually likes Metroid.

>"seeing samus half-naked/covered in latex ruined metroid"
>something that has existed since the first game ruined metroid

In a just world this would have become the iconic design instead of the zero suit.

There's a difference between an ending easter egg and something that's shoved in your face in the actual game.

>The Zero Suit was a mistake
The true problem with the Zero suit is that they though it was gonna give the games extra appeal, what happened was that it gave Samus extra appeal.

And we can have Zerosuit Samus without the games as long as artfags keep doing art so...

Best start believing in Sybb threads now, me lassie

You're posting in one

>It was blatant pandering to Japanese audiences to get them to finally buy a Metroid game.
>Fusion outsold Super, Zero Mission didn't
>Zero Mission undersold like any remake would compared to it's original release
>not even a million
>even beated by Fusion in Japan
more like japan don't give a shit outside retarded gaijins

>covered in latex
>"i grew up with Zero Mission and Prime 2": The Post

Japanese audiences have horrendously shit taste, this is well-established, I don't even know what the fuck you're saying but you should stop defending them.

fpbp

>half-naked/covered in latex
>HALF NAKED, SLASH, COVERED IN LATEX
>HALF NAKED
>"words disappear from my brain as soon as I read them" - The Post

you fucked up user. get over it

Samus was rarely "covered up in latex" before Zero Mission was even released.

I wasn't the same person you replied to.
Also, if that's your comeback you could have just not bothered.

>"they clearly made this to pander to Jap-"
>post the same chart of them buying Fusion and Hunters more than Other and Federation Force
>"waaaah they always had shit taste!
is there a problem user?

>I wasn't the same person you replied to.
and the user cops out of the dumpster fire

we're pretty much done here

Why did't you use a reaction picture in your previous post? What are you, stingy?

Only her bikini pleases my dick

what do you want from me user?

To commit to the bit.

>The Zero Suit was a mistake
The Zero Suit, bikini or whatever else she's wearing is fine, the unhealthy obsession of focusing on Samus without the Power Suit in the later games isn't. When all is said and done, the essence of Metroid is in the environment and the cool abilities that go with the Power Suit, not some shitty stealth sections or post-game rewards for speedrunners.

That all being said and done, post more Samus.

Metroid is a dungeoncrawler in space
female dungeon adventurers wear bikinis
so Samus must wear a bikini
it's thematically appropriate

not the zero suit
and certainly not the frumpy shit in your picture

Come on you niggers, I know how big your fap folders are.

>bangs
>long silky hair
>that delish belly
>gorgeous lips
>amazing athletic body structure
Really baffles me Nintendo some how forget this was the current Samus

No, killing the series with nu-team ninja was a mistake. Who gives a shit about the zero suit? The series is kaput. We're never getting a new game in this lifetime, and you're whining about some stupid irrelevant bullshit. I don't like you.

a back of the knee?

fight

>Who gives a shit about the zero suit?
autists who think bunch of samey fanart = giant fame

this hairstyle is lame

it's, like, the hairstyle of a late-2000s office worker.

not the hairstyle of an adventurer

adventurers have flowing, luxurious fluffy hair

>Metroid is a dungeoncrawler in space
>female dungeon adventurers wear bikinis
>so Samus must wear a bikini
>it's thematically appropriate
no joke this is the most logical thing anyone has said about metroid in a while

I know, and I'm deadly serious about it.

Agreed. Metroid has always been a huge reference to sci-fi flicks, especially Alien. They should have put Samus in the same outfit as Sigourney Weaver.

swordfight*

They should make a game where Samus is trapped on a space station and is in constant fear of a big constantly growing and changing giger creature that is lurking who knows where aboard it.

We should convince Japan to make this game, since Metroid is so Aliens franchise. That's what we want.

Agreed, m'gentlesir. Stories in fucking children's video games is of EXTREME importance to me as well. Link me your reddit username. I have some gold for you. :)

No, not the same outfit. That outfit works for Ripley because it makes her look fragile and vulnerable; she isn't a STRONK space hunter lady, unlike Samus.

So, while it's okay to have Samus in her undies, those undies need to make her look more athletic.

Hence the high-cut spandex bikini with a sports bra.

No, you don't

do you have a fetish for giant clunky clownshoes?

>sakurai fanfic heels

Samus isn't a STRONK space hunter except in Western marketing.

I have a fetish for sex with shoes on

she's at least moderately stronk

You're right. She's a timid Japanese model instead.

youtube.com/watch?v=LLxOWTifmAs

I like that Samus is a badass space murder machine and underneath the armor she is a smoking hot bombshell

Still more accurate than, and I quote, "more muscles than Arnie".

>This window will close in 3 seconds...

SAMUS STRONK

the bikini/underwear actually served a purpose for the setting, when samus took off her armor at the end of the game it represented her unburdening herself. she gets to stop being the hunter and just relax

you dont get that with the zero suit because ultimately its just another set of combat gear

The Japanese design perfect western white women with colored eyes.

She was half naked but not covered in latex until much later. And people are complaining about the latter. Hope you understand simple logic

She's more of an insipid blow-up-doll than a smoking hot bombshell.

First off, bombshell don't have this milquetoast high school girl hairstyle

and just keeping her in the armor at all times means that the suit goes from a cool piece of equipment to a fancy metal tomb

u r mr gay

You need to use the full image that shows him blatantly flip flopping his stance on it to shitpost

Cry more bitch kun

hence why it needs to explode and reveal her bikini bod when she dies.

>"something that has existed since the first game"
>", SLASH, COVERED IN LATEX"
you're the one to talk

and they don't have a creepy babyface

that's not a smoking-hot bombshell

that's a hemorrhoid cushion

a human pool toy

an giant blue salami

a giant diaper with legs

they should take things a step further

when the suit explodes, instead of a gameover you should have to play as bikini samus until you find enough energy to fill up a tank and restore the armor

that sounds good, yes


but where's the tank?

damn i always hated that stupid "serious samus on a jacket" thing, and you are completelly right, it doesnt go with the series at all.

i dunno its metaphorical or something

She needs smaller tits there but that image is a great idea for how her suit works.
Samus is a purely dex based character without her suit, she's fast, but is over all on the weaker side (no fighting space pirates hand to hand or anything) while her in the power suit is a strength and dex based character, using range and her suits tank like defenses to fight most anything. As such it makes since for her to be toned, but not overly so, which makes the look she has in the best representation of what she should look like.

...

i have 2 gigs of Samus


and SamASS

it's especially baffling because fusion sold way better in japan than any other metroid game since

Lord Moldy Butt

zero suit literally killed the metroid franchise. not killed as in muh the games got worse, they're just plain not making the games anymore, and it's because of that stupid suit.

the zero suit overstayed its welcome it was better when samus just got a new design every game

>when you die at a hard part, the game should become even harder

if you actually pull through the game would reward you with coins

>>when you die at a hard part, the game should become even harder
Are you retarded?
It's more like "when you die at a hard part, instead of immediately sending you to game over screen, the game gives you a chance to finish the hard part instead of going back to the savepoint".

>he doesn't know how to git gud

>He thinks females exist for any purpose beyond pleasing dicks.

You literally just described Other M.

You mean like in Fusion?

Tbh the existence of the Zero Suit doesn't bother me whatsoever, it just pains me that it's usually the first image that pops up into people's heads when they hear "Samus".
Also, it's the only picture of Samus that people use for thumbnails on any Metroid-related video, so that kinda sucks.

Zero Suit was a mistake

How does the Zero Suit ruin Metroid?

I don't hate the idea of a body suit outright but I wish they'd made it look like it interfaces more with the Power Suit, kind of like the suits the pilots wear in ZoE2. Especially Dingo with all the plugs and shit but I'd even settle for Ken's suit or something like it.

You were a mistake.

No it wasn't, forcing players to play suitless Samus and then shoving it all in players faces in Other M was a mistake, newfags will defend this.

No

Actually, I think (like in this post pic) the right balance between hot and muscled works best for Samus. She is a Hottery and Badassery in Harmony. Amen, OP you fag, stop crying about bullshit.

He meant a 'happy accident' sweety

Since I have start counting, this is the third time, we see this thread, but the answer will allways be the same. Yes, you don't like the Zero Suit, user, I got it, the user before me got, fucking everyone got it. No stop crying about it.

I dont care if it remodels peoples shitpipe, The Zero Suit was a mistake.

Read the godamned thread.

>won't appear in Metroid 5 anytime soon
I doubt it, but don't expect it to be forced playable like Zero Mission and Other M, or forced in cutscenes like Other M. I believe Other M was a reality check for Nintendo.

Stop catering to the Japs and Metroid would be good again.