What's wrong, gordon-kun?

what's wrong, gordon-kun?

could it be youre...
craiving my mcnuggies?

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BRAAAAAP

She is waiting for you Gordon, in the vaginal chamber.

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*FREEEEEPPPPPP* *BRUUUUPPPPP*
>Gordon walks closer to the alien creatures rear, barely able to contain his enticement
*BRAAAAPPPPP*
>he plunges his nose straight into its an us, the smell of rancid cheese fills his nostrils, nothing sweeter

parp

What the fuck is wrong with you

>BRAAAAAP
>*BRAAAAPPPPP*

You yankies need to invent better onomatopoeia for farting. Seriously. It sounds nothing like a fart.

This is why I

Cease this instant.

do you the think alien gets embarassed when it farts in front of gordon haha
just asking for a friend haha

You need to find a new object of obsession.

Can we get this thread to 400 replies.?

What does v think of my gfs stinky feet?

Those feet belong to a man

>those fucking sores and warts

I'm in fucking love, one time before a girl let me worship her feet and she had a fuck ton of hard skin on her sole (really fucking thick hard skin) so I waited for her to pass out (we were drinking heavily) and then I used a box cutter to peel off some of the hard skin and then ate it, addictive asf

Nah my gf has a size 11, she's thicc which mean she has big feet (she's 5'5 and 250 pounds)

I snorted

That's just straight up fat, dude.

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Nope it's thicc

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Dude wat

Stop pretending you fall for fiction.

I have seen this thread before, all it needs is some faggot posting SDRE for the dark prophecy to be complete.

I'm ashamed to share board with freaks like you, this is some weird cannibal rape shit

Is he friendly?...

Eating hard skin is VERY therapeutic for stress levels as well depression, sure I'm a little bit in the wrong for not telling the girl I don't it while she passed out but when you think about it I basically did her a favour by removing (and eating) about 80 percent of the hard skin on her soles

Delusional
You probably are one of the people the ruin every single 'chubby' thread on other boards.

interesting thread

Very.

i hate Sup Forums

Kys, you guys are like youtube commenters. Gigafaggots

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Newfag. In the heyday of this place those kind of responses to weird shit were commonplace here, where do you think the rest of the internet got it from? But you're part of the new-wave reddit "kys cuck famalam smdh tbqh" infestation.

>80 percent

Dumping more pics of my gfs feet

You are not alone, my man. I find it extremely sexual to peel off dead skin. I don't have a gf, so I usually do it to my mom after she drunk herself into a coma.
I usually collect the skin flakes into a bowl and jerk off into them before eating it, the salty taste of the skin goes well with the salty taste of my cum.

How tall are you?

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How stinky are your gfs feet user?

>Literal retards who don't pronounce Deus Ex as doo-sex
Day-us-ex? You'd have to be missing chromosomes.

To all anons who are confused about me eating that girls sole skin don't worry, I also do it to myself, if you look closely you can see where I have pulled the hard skin off my sole

5'7"

PIC of my other foot

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It's almost like Deus isn't an English word.

Only 13 year old retards respond to text posts like that
It wasn't even that insane

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nice bait

I have horribly calloused feet, you could feast off them for days. I'm a guy though.

Made myself a quick snack anons

I am 6'0 and 200 pounds and I could lose about 20 pounds.

Your gf is fat as fuck.

Forgot pic

Fuck you Sup Forums. I wish I had real friends instead of you faggot-ass freaks.

Sup Forums - video games

Gotta admit, it looks pretty tasty

Now show yourself eating it or be called out and publicly shamed on an anonymous image board.

I only bite the corners off my big toes. get a nice chunk to chew for a while. helps me relax.

This thread makes my back tingle, cease now as I can feel my hair changing colors already...

>tfw gabe used to be based

>Gordon's glasses fly off and leave the player stuck in combat with blurry vision.

Man that would be dope.

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fuck off cancerous phoneposter

Like this?

Well it's 6:40am here and I see I'm done with the internet already. Good job user.

As a nail biter, I also like eating my own skin on occasion. Generally just the bottom-inside part of my right big toe, bite it where it gets calloused. Peels right along the toeprint, but you gotta bite it off as it gets to the less calloused parts.

I also have had a wart on my heel for like 5 years because I tried getting dead skin off with a knife like you described. It didn't work very well, and I didn't clean the knife first so wart

>those teeth
What sort of cave did you crawl out of?

I've been here since the meme wars of last fall in which we helped DRUMPF get elected. KYS my man

Lol I'm premabanned for saying Sup Forums needed more CP and gore threads, sorry not sorry

britain

>mouth of sauron.jpg

I'll be that faggot
youtu.be/A2Ump139h_A

Can somebody make a thread simulator of v today please thank you

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Sorry, meant for
:^)

You are a disgusting neckbeard with a fat and ugly girlfriend
Society will never accept you

Boyfeet should be smooth and soft you disgusting animals

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