You're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass, what do?

you're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass, what do?

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whip his arse like a novigrad whore

Don't try to dance with a witcher

ask him for a game of gwent

Bang Yen.

hires him for killing his mom

Slap his girlfriend.

Absolutely fucking nothing because Witcher reflexes.

Besides, Geralt wouldn't do that in the first place. Fucking Lambert would.

>Geralt wouldn't do that in the first place

Who says Geralt has a choice?

My wife isn't Geralt's type, so I'd look around to figure out who had ACTUALLY done it.

What was that?

Get a pitchfork

"allu-SNACKBAR!"
*explosion*

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tell him to stop clipping his hair through all his Grandmaster Witcher sets

Why is the state of this board such ass?

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You. I like you.

because people only reply to shit threads and bait threads.

pay him 100 crowns for a contract to fuck off

not okay

I fucking hate that shit, half of the hairstyles and beards clip through the bear armor's last two stages and it ruins cutscenes for me

you're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass, what do?

Get her a dog and a cat.

>Slap him down to half health
>Stabs me with his shovel
>back to full health
Nothing I guess

Damn you're ugly.

I pull out my silver sword.
Fucking mutant.

Bend over and spread cheeks.

i don't have a girlfriend because i can't stop playing as this guy

i hate that too, i got the shaved sides haircut but he still has that stupid pony tail

>tfw grandmaster griffin set bonuses

> using special snowflake hairstyles and beards

special snowflakes not even once. stock geralt is true geralt

>he doesn't rock the chops

10/10
Keira would slap Lamber with her dick if he did that

Ask him why his game is such shit.

kys

>tfw Blood and Wines - Lullaby of Woe tune is a slowed down version of

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content aware scale him