>Jonah, with whom you have shared maybe five minutes of gameplay, breathes what looks like his last words in front of you. >"His end is near," says the Remnant tending to him. >"No, he can't die," you say. >"We can help him," says the same Remnant. >"How?" you ask. >"We have to get him to the observatory. To Jacob," says the Remnant. >Five seconds later, you are in the observatory. Jacob heals Jonah completely. >"You're him. You're the prophet, aren't you?" you ask. >"Yes." >Moments later... >"I will do what I can for your friend," says Jacob. >But Jonah has already been healed.
How is writing this fucking bad even allowed?
Ian Flores
I was more interested in who the fuck was Jonah. Her friend? Boyfriend? Colleague? Father's friend? All we know is that she grabbed him to go to this expedition and he was in the previous game
Jordan Price
Her bull.
Kevin Thomas
The story is so fucking awful it hurts. At least I really enjoyed the gameplay
Nathan Cook
It's only reasonable to assume that. But why the fuck was he so non-existent in the game? He was extremely forgettable.
Logan Moore
little bird
Adam Young
oh man. cringe attack
Brandon Edwards
I don't remember Jonah being so black in first game. Wasn't he some Hawaiian guy?
Evan Gray
Holy shit, you're right
Lucas Hill
Which game happens first, chronologically? Title-wise, it seems like Rise of the Tomb Raider should go first. But then why is she so bad at killing at the beginning of Tomb Raider: DE?
Anthony Nguyen
>teamdiversity.jpg
Chase Baker
...Tomb Raider goes first. I don't know how you could think otherwise.
Daniel Garcia
He literally looks exactly the same dipshits, except he has a beard and longer hair
Grayson Bailey
Jonah is the only good one out of her group
Jeremiah Myers
He was in Tomb Raider 2013, dumbass
Asher Campbell
Jonah is the only one in the group that isn't an annoying cunt apart from Conrad
Jace Wood
I started 'playing' that yesterday. The amount of bad animations and handholding is amazing. At least it's optimized well.
Hunter Sanchez
lets be honest Sup Forums it was a good game
Dylan Foster
>lets be honest Sup Forums >it was hardly a game
Levi Taylor
It's pretty fun, and Lara is really hot. I love all the outfits. I mained Siberian Ranger
Charles Watson
It's almost as if the developers realised this and that's why he's returning.
Elijah Cox
It's pretty good up until you get to the end, fighting the immortal soldiers, that was shit. The geothermal valley was an awesome play area
Christian Long
except he got dumb as shit in the second one and didn't provide any character development or story development
Levi Phillips
This is how I know you never played the older Tomb Raider games.
Gavin Morgan
Agreed, their voice acting was godawful too, always the same clips being played over and over again.
David Reed
Haha. I didn't. I've seen lots from them, and I'm pretty positive this is the hottest Lara before Vikander
Adam Miller
Ha hottest Lara my sweaty ass
Zachary Reyes
who dat
Levi Gomez
>enemies called "The Deathless" >you kill them easily
Angel Morgan
Karima Adebibe, she was the model for TR: Legend
Robert Stewart
Evil Joosten
Aaron Green
oh yeah looks just like her
Chase Garcia
>Duh guys she looks nothing like the model
Isaiah Gutierrez
Daym, Legend is the most pretty version of Lara.
Ian Evans
hot
Alexander White
>Lara "SJW" Croft >Lara "black-me-up" Croft >wondering why the writing is 5yr old tier
C'mon, it's like you are not even trying OP.
Wyatt Ortiz
The fucking trebuchet parts were absolute garbage.
