"Finally... after all these years... Overwatch begins!!!"

>"Finally... after all these years... Overwatch begins!!!"

The writing in this game is terrible, it's for the best that there is no single player campaign.

ok

All the original writers left when Blizzard focused on WoW because no writer wants to be stuck writing flavor text for a game where everyone skip the dialogue.

Literally closed the game

Good thing TF2 will outlive it.

it was fucking garbage from its very inception and all the retards still play this retarded rock paper scissors simulator anyway because much Blizz cock, now you have companies making literal clones out of a garbage concept to begin with, truly disgusting

>Link - "Now, I truly am, The Legend of Zelda™."
Really?

all this fags not getting it lmao

played 10 matches during this free weekend, never going back to it, its just an infirior version of tf2.

Hope they dont add more of those shitty heroes/maps to my HOTS.

>I heard them say we reached The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. I'm sure they'll let us go.
Goddamnit Bethesda.

Nah the thread is just shit.

Dick pics now lets go.

>"Finally... after all these years Overwatch: Origins Edition begins!!!"

>looks like this time, we've been Left For Dead, Too.
Guess you got me this time, valve

>"everything I did for her guys... it was all... 4 chan..."

absolutely disgusting

This is now a "Title Drop" thread

>This is a big Fallout... For you.
Stop trying to seem relevant to the kids, Bethesda.

Just popping in to say I fucking hate these threads, they're not funny, and people who laugh at these probably still subscribe to Mad Magazine. Fuck all of you

Just giving you a (You) to say I fucking hate you, you're not funny, and you probably go on Reddit. Fuck you.

>"Don't make me say it again, I'm a Killer7™"
Fucking really, Suda?

THICC

What the fuck is that image

Underrated.

jpg

user's Final Fantasy

NONE OF THESE SUMMER FAGS GET OLDFAG MEMES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>team based quake like shooter with classes
>garbage concept

There's been 100 Cawlodooties and battlefields. It's time to git gud.

Shepard, I guess this really is going to cause...A Mass Effect.
Fucking shit Bioware.

Haha, I get it. I'm hip with the hottest in-jokes on Sup Forums.org/v. Let me try one.

>Truly, we are The Last of Us.

HA! Wasn't that fucking epic?
Kill yourself fuckstain

>tfw recognize the artist but don't remember the name
Was trying to show my friend his art and one of the first things was a dude with like 10 dicks and shitton of balls.
God damn it I'm not that kinky, I swear.

I don't like the "HURR DURR LET ME MAKE IT UP" meme, I just like laughing at devs who unironically title-drop

>"Ready to commence metal gear solid 3:operation snake eater"
BRAVO KOJIMA!

Play Quake Champions.

>two tagged skills
what the fuck

is it out?

Open beta.

> TF2 drones actually believe this is a real quote from the game, even though this has been an established Sup Forums meme for years

It always fucking was.

>abilities
>lootboxes
>matchmaking
>rent your character or buy him/her for real money
I'll stick to Q3

Why does the rocket leave the gun at such a higher elevation

I stopped playing Quake 3 when everyone played OSP so about 15 years ago. Didn't really care about QL or Q4. But QC is somewhat fun to play with all that new stuff.
Match making is a must have for any modern multiplayer game and loot boxes are just to attract people, same as any other similar boxes in pretty much every single multiplayer game now.
I don't even know why would anyone care about different skins for their characters because it's 1st person shooter and you can't see them anyway, only in menu.

This thread is a bait and troll thread. Only an idiot would believe it to be real.

this

The story of Overwatch is just made up after the game was finished. The heroes are not created around a story but the story around the heroes.

>let's make an ape
>ok
>what is his story?
>Who cares? Blizzdrones are buying this game anyway.
>But the story mode doesn't make sence with all those random heroes
>Just cut it
>Ok, then we make a F2P game
>No, we charge the FULL $60
>B-But nobody is so stupid to buy no content for $60
>Ok, we just say $40 for the base game and $60 for the base game with a few skins
>B-But $40 is still too..
>No, we have the most stupid costumers, they will even buy the $60 version for 1 skin. Even with no content.
>k

>"Huh... I guess we really were E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy"
BRAVO STREUM ON

>"Where should we go ma'am"
>"To war"

After all this time.. We have finally become... Overwatch...

The delay on the rocket makes me fucking sick

>characters constantly title drop every single fucking battle
wow FATLAS

>Hope they dont add more of those shitty heroes/maps to my HOTS.
Good fucking luck. How many intellectual properties does Blizzard have to draw from again? 3? 4?

I suppose there's always the possibility HOTS will just go under due to lack of interest in yet another MOBA.