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Retro will unveil the sequel to 64 at E3. I've seen the footage. Screencap this post.

Also, I'm not memeing but Lanky, Chunky and Tiny are back. Just incase if you guys wonder if they're bringing them back.

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I beat this game and don't remember any of it
DK64 = essential forgetcore

I can only hope this revives the HE memes.

>DK64 was bad meme

Just remove the kong-specific collectables and make bananas require 2-3 insta-kong switches and you've got yourself a solid sequel.

oh yes we need a new collecthalon
with even more bananas to collect

Holy shit you're right. If they do announce this the front page would just be a giant wall of HE

Collectathons a shit

I want it.

"bad" is too harsh. Frustratingly ill conceived and tedious is a better description.

Put me in da screencap famalam XD

DK64 was God Tier. Completely underrated.

ENOUGH WITH THE SIDE SCROLLERS

GIVE ME A SEQUEL

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64 is pretty bad, dude
Go back and play it
Tell me that you aren't yawning by the time you've unlocked the fourth Kong and are trying to get all of their bananas in the desert

Not him, but Angry Aztec isn't bad.
Gloomy Galleon on the other hand is pretty much is the killer run.

>Not made by Rare
nah

>DK64 is Banjo Kazooie
>Banjo Kazooie is Yooka Laylee
>Yooka Laylee felt disappointing as hell

I highly doubt we'll be seeing this any time soon.

>wanting any iteration of Rare to make a 3D platformer
>2017

DK64 was a steaming pile of shit in its day and it's a stale, petrified pile of shit now. You should be ashamed for liking it.

Fuck you, Tropical freeze is amazing.

I liked Yooka Laylee.

I don't think DK64 needs a sequel, though. Unless they change a LOT.

Frustratingly ill conceived and tedious = bad

this used to be my favourite nintendo game
i liked it because it was cinematic
i was a stupid kid

Literally the worst meme

>mario odyssey is in new donk city
Will we finally get a connected nintendo universe at marvels level?

They have no style, they have no grace.

Side Scrollers>D stuff collector shit

>dk64 sequel
Fuck that, make another jungle beat.

Agreed. DK64 was probably the only game I played on 64.

Make it so instead of collecting the coins, you rob them from others with a gun.
Than you flee the police in a barrel-car while listening to loud Kong Rap.
Gang conflicts with the Mankies, disputes over territories. Smoke banana blunts.
You save the game by raping or buying prostitutes (brothel decorated with Star Barrels).

>grand theft barrel
>new donk city is the setting after an evil mario overthrows your city regime
>team up with other villains
>customization for DK kong

underrated

>game takes place during the Great Ape War

Is /our boy/ in it?

why does his shirt say OK?

>Great Ape War
>not the Gorilla Warfare
-2/10, apply yourself

Yeah, it's like all of the bad things from collect-a-thon games rolled into one. What the fuck was Rare thinking?

See, these game ideas are why you scrub toilets for a living.

DK64 is incredibly comfy. The whole point of the game is cruising around collecting bananas while godtier music plays. Sorry if your ADD won't let you appreciate that. It got 90 on Metacritic for a reason.

You realize DK kong was suppose to give it away right?

I thought that was his catch phrase for 64.

Didnt he say OH KAY in that weird voice on the menus or some shit?

The Great Ape War is an actual canon event in the Rare DKC games.
donkeykong.wikia.com/wiki/The_Great_Ape_War

That's a D, not an O. Are you blind?

I agree we need more 3D "collecting" platformers, but not Yooka-Laylee, and certainly not a Donkey Kong 64 sequel.

>the whole page is theorizing
This is incredible.

2D Donkey Kong > 3D Donkey Kong

You noided brah?

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>Those shitty minigames

DK crew + 3D World engine