What do potions taste like?

what do potions taste like?

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Cough syrup

Something like a V8 drink

Salty coins

Like salty tears caused by not rolling with a bishop

Health = Cherry
Mana = Blueberry

Strawberry milk

Do you dare to drink it?

>potions recover 10HP
>generic food recovers 50HP

Health options taste sweet
Mana potions taste like carbonated water
Stamina potions taste savory like stew

Bags of sand

Probably this

What does Grandma's Stew taste like?

>maplestory
fucking ew

>here's your potion

Health pot - plant and herb-infused water that is red
Mana pot - plant and herb- infused water that is blue
Stamina pot - plant and herb infused water that is deep green

What's wrong with MapleStory?

At least the kids will like it.

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HP pots
>recover your HP
>which probably means repairing your body
>aka replenish blood and fixing your "wounds"
>probably taste like iron/blood flavoured cod liver oil

MP pots
>recover MP
>which means something like your internal energy source
>fuck this, it probably taste of herbs and alcohol.

it spawned ogreloads of cancerous communities seeking for similar (bland) gameplay
take off your nostalgia goggles for a minute

I don't quite remember where I saw this mechanic, but casting spells would comsume body fluids or made you dehydrate
So I always imagine blue potions would taste like gatorade or some other isotonic drink

I would eat the shit out of this

gross. they should be flavored water so they're easier to drink

Nobody even LIKES sprinkles, they just ruin the texture. makes your treat bullshit

Those disgusting cherry flavored lollies.

I always thought health potions tasted like warm pasta sauce

>Drink Philter of Disinterest
>Actually become productive for 1d6 weeks
I'll take twenty.

Always assumed they'd taste like cherry cough syrup.

Failing that, Pepto-Bismol.

t.faggot
I bet you've never had publix sugar cookies

Sure, the plain sugar ones are better. When I was a kid they gave me a free cookie every time I went there.

Faggots are the ones who actually like sprinkles. What the fuck are you doing?

Sprinkles are just for show anyway, I would rather have condensed milk all over my dessert. Moist cake are the best

The best description of a healing potion I ever read was "the still beating heart of a small animal suspended in holy water."

>he thinks blood just fixes things
you know irl they give you blood plasma which has no erythrocytes ergo no iron right?

going by your logic however, a meaty enzyme mix with lots of sugars and electrolytes to recharge muscles and fix damaged tissues


i think mp would be more zen like chai tea / coffee ie stuff that really activates your almonds

stamina is prolly straight adrenaline or its close isomers(ie morphine is off brand epenephrine or whatever the pain nullifying hormone so if it was a drink it'd literally be milk of the poppy)

Disinterest for me

like the taste of a liar

There's no way potions wouldn't taste exactly like medicine, you know, anything from sweet cough syrup to that disgusting shit you drink just because you think it helps. This is especially my headcanon because in Vermintide characters mention stuff like "Ugh, I hope it heals better than it tastes."

Yeah I'm sure you love things covered in white fluids

probably either sickeningly sweet or, like, disgustingly bitter

Good because they help you

The Dragons Lust drink is just going to end up getting you raped to death.

Kool-aid or Gatorade, according to 12 year old me.

Do you remember?

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