What if it's good?

What if it's good?

It can't be.
It's ubisoft.

>any game Ubisoft is even indirectly involved
>good

>It's ubisoft.
fpbp thread over everyone.

/thread

It won't be.

Let's not kid ourselves. This is going to be shit.

They made many great games

Nice try.

Didn't part of the rumor state that it would have online pvp?

>He isn't maining #Sassy

I liked both R6 Siege and ZombiU (original, not the gimped port).

Pic related was good

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It says #sassy. I thought it said #babby.

Not a argument

I don't think so. All it said is that it's a strategy RPG with turn-based combat.

I could be, but I still won't play it.
From the leaked images alone I know the humor is going to be horrendous

It'll be really good

>people still think this is real.

LMAO
>turtle shelves
>kickass
Shit reels of fake. Pretty sure that tranny and her news group commissioned this so people don't ignore them entirely.

Thats their only good series in like a decade
It was ruined by rabbids a while ago.

>l read that as "gaggy"
That font is pretty fucked up

It is.

I feel the same..

Kinda sucks desu, because I really enjoy the Mario RPG games and their humor. But this looks aimed at infants. The hashtag bunny trigger me.. It's so fucking stupid.

It can't be. Rabbids are the videogame equivalent of minions. Absolute trash.

For as out of touch as Ubisoft is, and as culturally laggard as most European devs are, even I can't see them being this fucking off base.

Otherwise they fully deserve the Vivendi grindstone fate.

When it comes to Nintendo (and in this case, Ubisoft) it's always best to assume the worst. I hope I'm wrong, but I fully expect this to be their big E3 surprise this year and the damage control to be some of the saddest shit you'll ever see.

Welcome to ESL presenters.

Pitches with such atrocious quality are not uncommon from outside North America.

Not gonna lie I want to stick my dick into that slutty peach rabbit

Then it'll be like Kingdom Hearts expect even more defying of people's expectations. I wouldn't hold my breath though. It IS still Ubisoft

Okay Sup Forums, if you could crossover any 2 games, literally any games, shovelware, educational, h games, and the likes, what would it be like?

That is such an overstatement.
Rabbids aren't anything special, but they aren't as soulless and corporatized as the fucking minions.

metal slug and contra

Dragon's dogma & Corruption of Champions

I'll be satisfied for life.

Unteralterbach and Pokemon.

Rabbids have only slightly more soul than the minions. They're ubisoft's equivalent and there are some creative and human parts at Ubisoft. But they are tiny.

They are equally annoying and deserving of never being brought up again.

The thing is, rabbids are somewhat more egregious because Ubisoft should know better by now. They've had ample opportunity to just leave them in the ground.

This is like if Nintendo was parading around the CDI games. Utterly bizarre.

This is Nintendo and Ubisoft we're talking about though. Even if Ubisofts games aren't always that great, they don't seem the type to overlook something like that. Nintendo too.

>Bowser Jr. gun
The hell did he learn how to make firearms?

The fact they feel that such an idea needs convincing to it's audience shows they know it's terrible too. So why bother?
You wouldn't need to convince gamers they want a new Metroid, you just market it to make them aware of it.

>Shit taste in posts

Tamogatchi and Super Columbine Massacre RPG!

Yes. It "was".
Guess what they chose to do over making another. Or using more of.

>Misspelt Personalities
Confirmed fake

Hell. You wouldn't need to convince people of a Mario/rayman cross over. which they could have easily done instead of this.

Who said he made it? Unless its Gadd they never really specify who makes anything in Mario.

Sadly it isn't.
it is more than just that word that is misspelled.

Tomodachi Life and Artificial Academy 2

I hope Peach is fun to play as

It's a pitch to from Ubisoft developers to Ubisoft executives, not a pitch to Nintendo.

Not even in an alternate universe would it even be above mediocre

Who else would slap that design on a gun besides Bowser Jr. or Nabbit? And out of the two, only Bowser Jr. is associate with tech.

>The fact they feel that such an idea needs convincing to it's audience shows they know it's terrible too
Except that's totally bullshit. Splatoon is a perfect example of something that everyone was calling kiddie trash when it was revealed, and then the game went on to be one of the best selling new IP of the entire generation, even though it is on the worst selling console of the generation.

Sometimes people don't know what they want, especially with games.

F-Zero and Pursuit Force

dwarf fortress and black desert

I'll kill myself.

>ubisoft
>good

Think about it. You're ubisoft.
You've made some of the shittiest games recently.
The big N gives you the green light to make a Mario game, pretty huge deal

This is what they do.

Cave Story meets Megaman Battle Network.

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>rabbids
>mario
>ubisoft
>decent game
Pick one

>rabbids
>minions
Save one

To be fair "use the popularity of the biggest series in gaming to increase awareness and potentially popularity of your own series" is a good option. Increasing their own brand awareness and profitability long-term can be better than just making a shitty Mario game that might make more money at first but won't help Ubisoft as a company.

>rabbids games can never be ubisoft
>mario games can never be decent

ok

Devil May Cry & Bayonetta

I won't care because I would never want to play it anyway.

I don't understand why they had to use rabbids?
Even if the game was decent (which I doubt) no one will take it serious because of the rabbids
There's a million other crossovers that would've been wildly successful on their own. People would go crazy for a Mario/Sonic RPG you wouldn't even have to convince anyone to buy it. They could've even made an internal crossover with a couple of their IP, Mario/Zelda would be a crazy popular crossover too. But no. They had to pick the most unpopular, unsettling mascot they could find. They're not even popular anymore, and even when they were, they were just more annoying than anything.

New oc

the only reaction image that fits with the game

Megaman Battle Network + Pokemon

Never ever

It won't be.

And even if it is, it won't matter. It's like being offered a toothpaste and cream cheese sandwich. Sure, it **might** be good, but would you really be proud of eating that?

>It's like being offered a toothpaste and cream cheese sandwich. Sure, it **might** be good, but would you really be proud of eating that?
this is without a doubt the worst >food analogy that I have ever seen on Sup Forums

Phew, good thing your opinion doesn't matter to anyone, or I'd be in trouble

I'm willing to bet it'll play fine but the inclusion of Rabbids will make people refuse to admit it.

...

unfortunately with the kind of retardation that you have displayed, my opinion is the least of your worries champ

it's pretty late, why hasn't your caretaker put you to bed yet?

Put it to rest user. He won.

I don't remember asking for another retard's opinion

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Pokemon and Monster Hunter, smaller Pokemon for help during fights, while you yourself fight HUEG monster Pokemon.

Literally the only thing I need in my life.

>No Bowser

Impossible.

Requesting the other versions of the mosaic

>Rabbids
>good

It is though. If you need to convince people that you've made a great game, it's shit desu. Refer to Federation Force and Tanabe being forced into a Direct before the game's launch.

>the explosive head
>the unstable
>the crazy one

Can someone start a thread and post the entire story of Tails Gets Trolled in it

It's still kiddie trash

This. But let's start late into it, I wanna know how much he has advanced.

He has advanced since the Coyote vs.
Edgelord fight, right?...

Only if Browny is on the Contra side

Zombie U was good.

i like this guys idea

That old E.T. game for atari and battlborn, just to see what the most colossal failure imaginable would look like

>What if it's good?
>Ubisoft
>Nintendo

Man, that is the equivalent of going to a fancy restaurant, only to be seated in the bathroom and instead of ordering actual food, you just give some random guy in the stall $60 to take a poop in your mouth.

>Well, I won't know if it's good until I taste it!

Yeah, no, it is not like there is a pattern, or some kind of history to assert quality, nor is the smell or texture of your "meal" a proper indicator as to its taste.