You and all of anons in this thread are whisked away into the world of ocarina of time.
Real world logic applies, so NPCs act like independent lifeforms (although still can serve their in-game purpose) and physics is similar to that of the normal world. Magic still exists, though.
Your mission is to defeat ganon as a team. What happens? Does Sup Forums come together as a collective and form societies?
Oh, and all anons only have one life. That's important.
Justin Adams
We become a mad max tier band of raiders that goes around raping all the girls, realistically
Josiah Anderson
I'm gonna fuck Zelda while she sleeps.
Angel Watson
Man, Malon doesn't smell too good
Gavin Martinez
Smart user right here.
Adam Harris
even if the guards suck in real life as much as they did in the game, you're going to have to be lucky enough to get to her first out of the wave of anons who at that point have probably already ground saria's pelvis to a pulp
Henry Hall
//thread//
Julian Garcia
Are we chucking out the warn the King idea? If thats the case we should in all honest just kill link when he's sleeping. No link, no Master Sword. No sacred realm opening up, no Triforce distribution.
Isaiah Bailey
Ruto is mine
Ayden Bailey
We need to fuck the Gerudos
Jace Sanders
>a bunch of obese retards charging into town with wooden swords vs armed guards
Liam Mitchell
Well I would probably take 200 anons and we'd start making a giant Gerudo orgy.
Angel Allen
>Someone aggros this >we all die
Alexander Scott
>obese retards
I'm a skeleton of average intelligence thank you very much.
Nathan Scott
>chops some grass and get a few rupees >buy some bombs which are sold openly for anyone to get for some reason >charge into hyrule castle and make manchester look like a fucking joke >proceed to gangbang loli zelda into our balls are empty I don't see the issue
Jack Martin
We storm Ganons castle with Cucco armor, forcing him to hit them until he gets mobbed
Jaxson Powell
>no guard ever attacks anyone They'd throw you out for trying to sneak through the castle and that's it. Plus I'd just farm rupees and bribe them.
William Ortiz
I'm going to see the Gerudos.
Caleb Williams
good point, although even if we made backpacks out of some animal's hide, we could probably only hold 3 bombs at once, tops
Luke Miller
Wait OP can we change OoT with BotW? I'd love to visit a certain desert town.
Brody Cox
but in the game link had no way to actually hurt them, in this reality we would actually pose a real threat.
Noah Baker
Fuck off Stalfos
Jeremiah Taylor
How many hearts do we get? Will fairies in a jar revive us?
I'll be in the great fairy fountain getting /ss/ed, you faggots can deal with ganon
Andrew Brooks
there is literally nothing stopping us from raping everything at the ranch and in kokiri forest
Grayson Thompson
Good. Stay away from my waifu or I'll end you.
Gavin Sanchez
no hearts, just our meager bodies.
although fairies would be able to heal us of our wounds, and other healing items work in a similar way
Bentley Davis
>user kills Link >As punishment, the gods force user into becoming the new Hero of Time And the cycle continues. Fate is a cruel thing
Thomas Kelly
>and in kokiri forest
Oh Jesus...
Carter Carter
>make Cucco armor >every time a guard hits me he gets suicide'd >other Anons have the same idea >create a brotherhood of raping cucoo knights and rule the land
Isaiah Lewis
>kokiri forest
I can already imagine turf wars over access to kokiri holes.
Brandon Ward
Wait, wouldn't Link just Din's Fire us all to death if we formed a roving rape gang?
Nathan Wood
its okay anons theyre thousands of years old so its perfectly acceptable r-right
Lucas Brown
I say fuck the whole thing and go feed myself to Jabu-Jabu to satisfy my vore fantasies.
Wyatt Scott
I just pictured it in my head and its just the little village full of screams and gleeful anons running from house to house raping what look like children. Weirdos in the back jerking off on the roots of the dead Deku Tree for kicks. Not sure I could handle that.
Wyatt Rivera
I was waiting for this reply, thank you
Lucas Parker
if he hits an user with cucoo armor hes fuk'd
Austin Jenkins
Assuming he's even there and not retconned out for the purpose of this scenario, if he's at 3 hearts and barely starting we could probably find and kill him quickly.
Parker Turner
>physics is similar to that of the normal world
We're fucked when we get to Dodongo's boss room.
Zachary Walker
Yeah and he'd get a profound dicking if he ever ran out of Magic.
Jack Bailey
Sup Forums notices the odd inclusion of the Gerudo tribe and spends weeks formulating a plan to save Hylian culture only to die from a heat stroke in the desert
Camden Hernandez
>drop a million bombs into the volcano >everything inside dies >end of that dungeon
Blake White
>Hypothetical scenario about being transported to a fantasy land >Immediately start planning how to kill the hero and rape everyone
Dominic Diaz
Would be pretty fun if I could cosplay as an iron knuckle. Pretty sure those axes would be too heavy for a normal human to correctly wield though.
Juan Martinez
...
Ethan White
Ganondord had extorted all of Hyrule behind the King' s back. It was only a matter of time before he found the Ocarina of Time and learned the Song of Time. Link only expedited his imminent success.
Kayden Cruz
Reminder that place is full of fucking giant spiders with faces
Cameron Sullivan
Is this your first day on Sup Forums?
Sebastian Thomas
Like I'm going in the dungeons.
And it's not like they behave like real spiders either, they sit in place and spin around. Sure it would be unnerving at first but soon enough we'd be accustom to using long pointy sticks to jab them in the torso with ease.
Joseph Williams
He can't pull out the sword user.
Angel Gomez
Can I RBA the fabric of space and time?
Connor Bailey
I'll take as many anons with me as I can if they try to hurt Saria.
Isaac Morgan
Fuck you losers. I'm going to Gerudo Fortress and get intentionally caught so the sexy guards will drain the cum out my balls with their brown, red pubed PUSSIES!
David Jackson
gorons were bigger obese retards than us anyways. Theres gotta be some NEET among us who knows how to blacksmith.
Tyler Lopez
Even if that were true, and there's no guarantee the sword has some Arthurian clause beyond being wielded in battle, he could still destroy it.
Kayden Anderson
>Does Sup Forums come together as a collective and form societies?
Please, put a warning before making these jokes, you made me spit food all over the place. I wouldn't be surprised if part of Sup Forums would side with Ganon.
Adam Miller
>Ganon becomes the Hero of Hyrule as the only being powerful enough to stop the roving band of rapist marauders.
Jacob Howard
I've got your back user
Grayson Perez
>implying ganon wouldn't immediately fuck himself upon electrifying a cucoo armor'd user.
Not even Ganon can stop us now
Blake Price
Pretty much every village would become a village of screaming due to the mass rapes.
Yes even the Goron Village. I guarantee there's someone sick enough to try it.
Jackson Morales
There's also the bottle trick.
Luke Barnes
If anything we need to aggro one of those fuckers, it'll help to weed out the unfit. If you can't maintain a steady jog across the field you have no place trying to kill what's essentially Tyrone with above average intelligence.
Brandon Ross
If anything he'd try to join us due to our vast knowledge of Hyrule.
Nolan Thompson
I assume trying to fuck a Goron would be like trying to fuck a Gorilla made of stone.
Mason Foster
more like sprint those are fast as shit they fly mother fucker
Zachary Bell
I guarantee someone will try to fuck every living and dead being in the game.
Jonathan Perry
Jesus, those visuals aged poorly...
Elijah Perry
I feel sorry for the guy that wants a Wallmaster handjob then.
Christian Hill
>eyes wide shut mask parties
This pleases my dick
Daniel Collins
>Magical bomb bags that can hold dozens of bomb and fits in a young boy's tunic Probably can hold more than 3
Justin Moore
>and then they move around with your erect dick still in their ass and it snaps like a twig
Xavier Harris
>t. fat fuck Nigger; they don't even follow you past a couple of yards. Are you honestly telling me you can't run that far?
Carson Garcia
Also if anyone can find a bug catching net or a fishing rod he's too retarded not to stare at them. We just take turns distracting him while other anons set millions of bombs around him and then shitbail.
Lucas Jones
right.
realisticly, we lose 90% of the people in korok forrest because they can't clear it.
Owen Carter
We massacre those unfit for the new age.
Anthony Powell
Who wants to hit up the Shadow Temple with me and rape everything in it?
Jace Parker
>using the song of time for unlimited rape
This is too much power for one man.
Jaxson Campbell
I'm going to go offer myself up as Volvagia's sex slave.
Dylan Rogers
except you'll just be locked in a cage and left to starve
the song of time doesn't do jackshit in Ocarina of Time except for open doors and make block disappear(teleport?)
Michael Garcia
I'm going to go to Zora's Domain and gather water for everyone. What I won't tell you is that you're specifically drinking the water that comes right between King Zora's asshole.
I then decide between a Zora waifu or a Gerudo waifu. Also Din > Nayru > Farore
Ryan Baker
I'm a big guy. Gerudos will be all over me.
Ryder Moore
I'm going to Gerudo Fortress to uh scope out the place. Hope I don't get caught by all those delicious brown Gerudos haha like as a joke
Christian Moore
>Walk into hyrule >Cuck dancing couple and rape the guys girlfriend >Go seven years into the future >they think they're safe >Cuck him again seven years later
Fuck that guy. quit dancing all the time.
Anthony Ramirez
Evil cannot touch it. Moreover, Ganondorf has never destroyed the sword in any game, despite possessing part or all of the Triforce. His power would be a mere fraction of this during the time period were taking about. He can't destroy it, its divinely crafted.
Carter Hall
I'ma beat that pussy up!
Aaron Cox
>YEAH LET'S MAKE A HUGE GROUP AND KILL/RAPE EVERYTHING IN HYRULE CASTLE TOWN >crowd of autists hobbles into town out of breath due to being fat neckbeards or malnourished, pale skeletons >awkwardly walk by the guard who only gives them a passing glance and continues looking out for a real threat >Sup Forums sees the crowds of people wandering around and talking loudly >Sup Forums awkwardly stands there, some anons with their hands in their hoodie pockets while others shuffle their feet and/or avoid eye contact >pacing around the town entrance, some leaning against walls checking their phones >awkward silence >people want to speak up about what to do but they don't want to be the first to do so >it starts getting dark but some anons won't leave because they don't want to admit they showed up for nothing >they continue flicking their phones pretending to be busy >as the strays start running about, the few anons left force themselves to walk around looking at closed stores
Connor Rodriguez
/thread
Elijah Baker
I've already fucked in public I've got no qualms helping you anons break your autism.
Henry Jackson
This reminds me of that gif where the dogs act all tough when they are leashed but pussy up when they are unleashed.
Bentley Nguyen
So is nobody gonna post it? Don't worry, I'm on it.
Angel Rogers
>Sup Forums >united under any kind of purpose >implying it wouldn't just turn into a complete shit show and ends with everyone dying one way or another without making an impact Fuck that, I'll just find somewhere to live alone and hopefully not die to something.
Adrian Miller
I slip out of the group of weirdo fags when they reach castle town and go to lon lon ranch and woo Malon with my horseriding ability and defend her from the remaining autists that managed not to get slaughtered by Stalchildren.
Owen Wood
Wut
Asher Roberts
>phones in hyrule
Jacob Myers
>implying the anons whisked away with what they have on them won't be repeatedly opening apps despite having no service to look less alone
Parker King
>one guy bottle tricks a dozen fairies >kills all other anons who approach the fairy fountain >proceeds to rape all the women (sans Gerudo) himself
Owen Ramirez
find link
Aaron Myers
Nah man I'm going fishing.
Jace Morris
Can we get /k/ involved in this? I imagine with even just a small group of armed /k/ommandos we could probably take over the entire kingdom.