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LET'S JUST GET AWAY

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I thought it was 'unless you're scared away'

heard her kid drowned a couple months ago. sad.

I used to jack it to this show as a teen. Lots.

Music videos too.

is this game actually good?

>letting your eight year old child do flips on a four-cylinder machine with no seat belts or cover

This family is the epitome of white trash culture in America.

lmao this bitch built like a box now

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why do you faggots do this? A literal 5 second google search shows she still alive and you do this shit in threads all the time

Do you not expect people to use google?

That boy's face says it all really. I used to like Chloe.

Same shit is happening with Beyond Good & Evil 2. People constantly get shit wrong.

Nobody knows anything here. It's just a rush to shitpost first.

I used to fap a lot to Victoria Justice.

>that ugly ass tattoo on her left foot

imagínate ser Pablo en esa foto y tener que estar como "maldición, Chloe Moretz, estás muy buena, toda sexy con tu cuerpo de refrigerador y horrible cara rechoncha. De verdad tendría sexo contigo" cuando todo lo que quiere hacer es tirarse a otra latina de 16 en el vestidor de Chloe. En serio imagínate tener que ser ese chico mexicano y no solo abrir esa puerta mientras Chloe Grace Moretz luce su asqueroso cuerpo frente a ti, la luz del sol revelando sus pezones perforados y pata de camello, y solo pararte ahí, una y otra vez, mientras ella se abre paso lentamente fuera de su auto. No solo tener que tolerar su monstruosa puta vagina sino su actitud arrogante mientras todos en el lugar le dicen que TODAVÍA LO TIENE y MALDICIÓN, ¿CHLOE GRACE MORETZ SE VE *ASÍ*? porque ellos no son los que tienen que pararse ahí y observar su rechoncha puta cara de michelin colocada flácida y sosa en su asqueroso cuerpo de refrigerador. Te has estado tirando nada más que una saludable dieta de latinas firmes y morenas y después presuntas víctimas de violación del cartel por TODA TU CARRERA saliendo de los barrios bajos en México. Nunca antes has visto algo tan jodidamente asqueroso, y ahora juras que puedes probar el sudor que está saliendo de su mal proporcionado culo mientras se lo abren esos mal ajustados pantalones deportivos, engreidamente confiada en que disfrutas la oportunidad de que te paguen por pararte ahí y deleitarte de su belleza "estatuesca (pues así es como se describe a sí misma)", la belleza por la que trabajó tan duro 7 días a la semana en los meses anteriores. Y entonces ella pide abrir otra puerta, y sabes que podrías matar a cada persona en este estacionamento antes que su seguridad pudiera derribarte, pero te sientas ahí y aguantas, porque eres un puto chico mexicano. No vas a perder tu futura carrera de chofer por esto. Solo aguanta. Asquea la cara y aguanta.

I'd rather play with the real thing

Shooped.

he final boss with Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider was a bitch, but other than that solid 9/10, loved the plot arc where she had to avoid the abortion doctors

1. Shes a mother
2. She doesnt act anymore so she doesn't keep up her body
3. She just lives a lazy life on the Spears family fortune
4. Their genetics are rather white-trash-redneck tier to begin with

I KNOW YOU SEE ME STANDING HERE

DO I LOOK GOOD MY DEEARRR

Didn't she fuck dan the man and lied to her bf that the baby was his?

Why do these kids television shows always end up getting their own video games? They're shit. SHIT. Who actually buys this garbage?

Are you ready?

why do I miss the days when there was a shitty tie in game for every property imaginable

tell me this isn't his child

Parents who see their kids watching these shows

I remember I went to gamestop once with my younger sister and some mom came up to us asked my sister for recommendations for her daughter because she just got done returning some thats so raven gba game that her daughter didnt like

OOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO

why do white people have small ass lips lmao

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Sorry that we aren't burning ours on a crack pipe every day

+1

He can't keep getting away with this!

>tfw you look up cast members who that arent relevant to see who they look now
>you get this

my dick

damn was that the nerdy girl from the show? bitch must have pulled the ugly chick rock to get schneider's schlong away from her.

Why did so many Nick stars turn out so horrible? Whatever happened with Drake anyway?

>got preggo and then zoey 101 got cancelled
JUST

>getting a tattoo of a shoe on your foot
this is so fucking stupid that I can't believe it isn't ironic

>got preggo and then zoey 101 got cancelled

GROWING UP

LOOKING OUT

I'LL SURVIVE WITH NO DOUBT

You have no idea how hard my mind was blown when I found out that Cookie and Kojo were the same person.

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Open Wider Schneider
“Dirty” Dan Schneider
"Bend Over" Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
Dan “The Man” Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "All-Nighter" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan "Squeal and no deal" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider
Dirty Dan "That Sure As Hell Ain't Got a Pinhead Larry" Schneider
Dan "If Her Age is on the Clock then it's Time for Cock" Schneider
Dan "If there's Grass on the Field Then She Better Yield" Schneider

>Drugs from having loads of money and connections while young and stupid
>Having to suck producer cock to get jobs
>Shitty parents that just want money.

>No sequel with Ned and Cookie chadding it up in college

Fuck your shitty thread OP

Where do I get a CHD for time crisis 4 on MAME? The only one I found was on a fucking third worlders peer to peer site and emuparadise doesn't have it

holy fuck at cookie

Source on image?

I'd watch it.

is there actually any truth to Dan "Cuminisideher" Schneider or is it all a big joke

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redhead play a lesbian in pretty little liars

i usto look at slideshows on youtube for this shit

Justo lo que iba a decir

I'd be a lesbian with her.

>youtube.com/watch?v=U0YBNsRTtQI
was this even needed? pretty sure chase and zoey went out at the end of zoey 101

not her type

this is a 10/10 show with 10/10 characters, 10/10 actors and a 10/10 final for both the story, characters and actors involved.

GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD AAAAAAAHHH

The side characters in 90% of children's sitcoms are always the ones that blow up with good looks

OOOOOH

>Ned's declassified college survival guide
>"tip #354 If you're going to a party you weren't invited to, ALWAYS bring some beer"

She was always the cutest in the show.

The main girl made me diamonds. No pedo.

Great taste, my dude.

Now I'd watch that for sure.

It isnt though.

funny think as the actor from ex aid is probably more likable than dan schneider

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what is that shape on her arm? from a nicotine patch?

Bear in mind, she was easily the worst looking girl in Victorious and she looks like this now.

Everyone in fucking Victorious is bombshell. Granted, I liked the way Ariana Grande looked in the show more than I like how she looks now, but whatever. Victoria and Elizabeth are insanely hot.

Muh

MIRIN THEM TOES FAMILY

>dan Schneider thread
>no feetpics

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